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re: My parents are divorced, I'm single, and I hate the holidays.

Posted on 12/24/16 at 10:28 pm to
Posted by CajunSoldier225
Member since Aug 2011
8990 posts
Posted on 12/24/16 at 10:28 pm to
Bro, get some whiskey and finish the bottle. After that ambition will take over.

Then the fun begins.
Posted by vengeanceofrain
depends
Member since Jun 2013
12465 posts
Posted on 12/24/16 at 10:30 pm to
I have amazon prime, a PlayStation 4, DirecTV and a fiancee that gives head. I haven't had a real Christmas since I was 8 my parents split and despise each other. I hate Christmas but my fiancee is pregnant so hopefully next year I will have my first Christmas with my own family. My family did a real hatchet job to the holidays
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
47735 posts
Posted on 12/24/16 at 10:31 pm to
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Pics and # for depressed OTrs. Shed love you for it.


I can't alienate some of the only family I have left.
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
38378 posts
Posted on 12/24/16 at 10:31 pm to
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Number pls


my man
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113945 posts
Posted on 12/24/16 at 10:34 pm to
Boo hooo. My dad passed away when I was 19, my mom remarried a grade A douche bag who I can't be around more than 15 mins without telling him to frick off and that's just the beginning of it.. With that said.. Merry Christmas.
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
47735 posts
Posted on 12/24/16 at 10:34 pm to
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Posted by vengeanceofrain online on 12/24/16 at 10:30 pm to BOSCEAUX I have amazon prime, a PlayStation 4, DirecTV and a fiancee that gives head. I haven't had a real Christmas since I was 8 my parents split and despise each other. I hate Christmas but my fiancee is pregnant so hopefully next year I will have my first Christmas with my own family. My family did a real hatchet job to the holidays


So when the baby is born you'll have prime, PS4, and Directv.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 12/24/16 at 10:37 pm to
Anyone have any divorce success stories?
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
14814 posts
Posted on 12/24/16 at 10:41 pm to
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Anyone have any divorce success stories?



My mom divorced my dad to marry her boss... we went from lower middle class to upper middle class...

she made out pretty well
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19283 posts
Posted on 12/24/16 at 10:42 pm to
Turn Gay, that's what my cousin did and now he's the happiest sombitch on earth.

According to his facebook chatter
Posted by CajunSoldier225
Member since Aug 2011
8990 posts
Posted on 12/24/16 at 10:42 pm to
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I haven't had a real Christmas since I was 8 my parents split and despise each other. I hate Christmas but my fiancee is pregnant so hopefully next year I will have my first Christmas with my own family. My family did a real hatchet job to the holidays


My family jacked up the last years of my youth too. Turned 17, enlisted, and jetted out right after HS. After some AD time a buddy convinced me (more like forced me) to enroll into college. Meet my wife there and life has done a 180.

FWIW, spending Christmas with your own kids is the best feeling imaginable IMO.

I pray your child is born healthy, your fiancée stays healthy, and that y'all get to enjoy this wonderful time of year together as a family next Christmas.

Posted by reverendotis
the jawbone of an arse
Member since Nov 2007
4867 posts
Posted on 12/24/16 at 10:44 pm to
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My sister's a divorced soon to be 40 year old, you could probably bang her for a good meal and some compliments.


Reminded me of this



Joker : "I wanna stick my tubesteak into your sister. What'll you take for trade?"

Cowboy : "What do you got?"
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113945 posts
Posted on 12/24/16 at 10:45 pm to
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My mom divorced my dad to marry her boss... we went from lower middle class to upper middle class...

she made out pretty well



Do you associate with your dad? That must have been a blow to him, his wife leaves him for a guy who gives her the opportunity to provide for his children better than he can...
Posted by onelochevy
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2011
16532 posts
Posted on 12/24/16 at 10:45 pm to
I'm trying to quit working offshore making good money just because I hate the possibility of having to work this time of year. That's how much I fricking love christmas
Posted by vengeanceofrain
depends
Member since Jun 2013
12465 posts
Posted on 12/24/16 at 10:46 pm to
If my son is Anything like me I won't have the ps4 either lol
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65665 posts
Posted on 12/24/16 at 10:52 pm to
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My parents are divorced
Your fault and it's because you touch yourself.
quote:

I'm single
See Reason above.
quote:

and I hate the holidays.
The Chargers fired you.

Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 12/24/16 at 10:52 pm to
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I can't alienate some of the only family I have left. 


Or even worse, have her fall for and marry a rebeloke or etc.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78571 posts
Posted on 12/24/16 at 10:54 pm to
Divorced parents, the gift that keeps on giving.
Posted by Crimson1st
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2010
20212 posts
Posted on 12/24/16 at 10:54 pm to
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Posted by vengeanceofrain online on 12/24/16 at 10:30 pm to BOSCEAUX I have amazon prime, a PlayStation 4, DirecTV and a fiancee that gives head. I haven't had a real Christmas since I was 8 my parents split and despise each other. I hate Christmas but my fiancee is pregnant so hopefully next year I will have my first Christmas with my own family. My family did a real hatchet job to the holidays


quote:

So when the baby is born you'll have prime, PS4, and Directv.


Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
14814 posts
Posted on 12/24/16 at 10:59 pm to
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Do you associate with your dad? That must have been a blow to him, his wife leaves him for a guy who gives her the opportunity to provide for his children better than he can...



Yah, I do... but it was his second divorce, and while I'm sure it hurt him, he did cheat on my mom and had another kid, so he got what he deserved
This post was edited on 12/24/16 at 11:00 pm
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 12/24/16 at 11:05 pm to
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My dad passed away when I was 19, my mom remarried a grade A douche bag who I can't be around more than 15 mins without telling him to frick off and that's just the beginning of it.
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