- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message
re: My kid just accidentally got a double dose of MMR, DTAP, Hep. B and HIB vaccines.
Posted on 4/17/19 at 2:36 pm to LSUTigersVCURams
Posted on 4/17/19 at 2:36 pm to LSUTigersVCURams
Your kid will become Thanos.
0
Posted on 4/17/19 at 3:07 pm to LSUTigersVCURams
MMR is pretty dangerous tbh. You may want to read up on it.
Your doctor needs to report the extra dose. You need to keep this handy in case of any adverse reactions.
https://vaers.hhs.gov/
Your doctor needs to report the extra dose. You need to keep this handy in case of any adverse reactions.
https://vaers.hhs.gov/
This post was edited on 4/17/19 at 3:18 pm
Posted on 4/17/19 at 3:15 pm to LSUTigersVCURams
He is going to become the blue guy with the big schlong from the Watchmen.
Posted on 4/17/19 at 3:17 pm to LSUTigersVCURams
quote:
It really sucks. So is my kid going to be harmed by this in any way?
double autism. Sorry.
Why don't you ask the doctor if there is any harm?
Posted on 4/17/19 at 3:18 pm to stapuffmarshy
Congrats on the future accountant/hitman
Posted on 4/17/19 at 3:18 pm to MLCLyons
quote:
Why don't you ask the doctor if there is any harm?
Vaccines aren't tested for safety or efficacy, so how would a doctor know anything other than what they are told from the manufacturers?
Posted on 4/17/19 at 3:22 pm to ShoeBang
quote:
He's going to have a from of autism so advanced, he will be able to tell you 3 hours before your dog has a stroke, do differential equations at age 4, tell you how many stars are visible in the sky without looking, and figure out who Q really is.
AND maybe most important of all: he’ll be able to accurately deduce who will sit on the Iron Throne when all is said and done.
Posted on 4/17/19 at 3:24 pm to LSUTigersVCURams
You remember the movie Rainman?
Plan your trips to Vegas accordingly.
Plan your trips to Vegas accordingly.
Posted on 4/17/19 at 3:24 pm to LSUTigersVCURams
This is what’s wrong with western medicine.
Posted on 4/17/19 at 3:26 pm to LSUTigersVCURams
Sorry for your kid. That DTAP is a motherfricker of a shot. I had one a couple weeks ago and had a bad headache for a couple days and a useless arm.
Posted on 4/17/19 at 3:29 pm to BottomlandBrew
quote:
Sorry for your kid. That DTAP is a motherfricker of a shot. I had one a couple weeks ago and had a bad headache for a couple days and a useless arm.
What?!! That couldn't be true. It must have been something else. Even though they aren't tested for safety or efficacy, they are completely safe!
Posted on 4/17/19 at 3:29 pm to LSUTigersVCURams
I suggest asking your pediatrician, not an online sports forum.
Posted on 4/17/19 at 3:32 pm to LSUTigersVCURams
keep that antivaxxer ****ry off this board
This post was edited on 4/17/19 at 3:32 pm
Posted on 4/17/19 at 3:32 pm to LSUTigersVCURams
quote:
MMR, DTAP, Hep. B and HIB vaccines
MMR is the only ones you should even concern yourself with as it is the LIVE vaccines, the others are not Live and therefore can NOT cause disease.
However:
Before Finishing this post I made sure to look up what is the actual science-based information on it and found what youd like to know(so you arent freaking out over your child).
quote:
In the United States, routine immunization with measles, mumps, and rubella vaccine (MMR) is recommended for children at 12 to 15 months and 4 through 6 years of age
However, the second dose of MMR can be given as early as 28 days after the first dose, provided that both doses are given at >12 months of age The first and second doses of varicella-containing vaccines should be separated by at least three months. However, if the second dose is administered at least 28 days after the first dose, the second dose does not need to be repeated
So there you go. Unless your child has a reaction, you shouldnt worry yourself over it.
Unfortunately, like others have previously noted, your child now has Super Saiyan 3 level Autism.
This post was edited on 4/17/19 at 3:34 pm
Posted on 4/17/19 at 3:35 pm to LSUTigersVCURams
That’s like super autism.
Posted on 4/17/19 at 3:43 pm to LSUTigersVCURams
quote:
The doctor apologized and said it was going to be fine. But I trust the OT over this doctor.
Smart man.
Posted on 4/17/19 at 3:44 pm to Landmass
quote:
Landmass
Oh wow.
Posted on 4/17/19 at 3:52 pm to SundayFunday
Thanks! I regret that i have but one upvote to give.
Posted on 4/17/19 at 4:06 pm to Landmass
"The only chance is for your son drink some of my homemade kombucha and buy some of my cousin Jessika's CBD oil stat"
-Landmass
-Landmass
Posted on 4/17/19 at 4:10 pm to Pettifogger
Bad news autism
Good news genius at counting cards....MONEY!
Good news genius at counting cards....MONEY!
Page 3 of 5
Popular
Back to top
Follow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News