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re: My girlfriend just got a new "curling iron"
Posted on 6/19/18 at 5:16 pm to celltech1981
Posted on 6/19/18 at 5:16 pm to celltech1981
Could be worse.
You could be trying to sell your son's "paperweight".

You could be trying to sell your son's "paperweight".

Posted on 6/19/18 at 5:16 pm to celltech1981
That should make her vagina silky smooth.
Posted on 6/19/18 at 5:17 pm to celltech1981
Does it vibrate the hair to curl it?
Posted on 6/19/18 at 5:17 pm to celltech1981
100% chance that she will stick that inside her regardless of whether or not it’s a curling iron.
At least that’s what happens in the videos online. I’ve seen chicks fricking everything from plunger handles to stick shifts..
At least that’s what happens in the videos online. I’ve seen chicks fricking everything from plunger handles to stick shifts..
Posted on 6/19/18 at 5:36 pm to The Pirate King
What a fine lifestyle baw
Posted on 6/19/18 at 6:04 pm to celltech1981
I really hope you haven't seen The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. If you have, try to not think about it.
Posted on 6/19/18 at 6:13 pm to celltech1981
She has a battery operated boyfriend now or BOB. Congrats on being second now!
Posted on 6/19/18 at 6:25 pm to celltech1981
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it's got like 7 inches on me.
That device looks longer than 8”
This post was edited on 6/19/18 at 6:28 pm
Posted on 6/19/18 at 6:33 pm to celltech1981
Showed pic to wife, she says it creates waves in hair....legit, or women protecting one another?
Posted on 6/19/18 at 6:35 pm to celltech1981
Good she now has a "curling iron" to go with her "back massager". Women believe they are so slick
Posted on 6/19/18 at 6:43 pm to The Cool No 9
I heard her on the phone talking about Hitachi. It was near my birthday so I thought she got power tools but I ended up getting a couple of fishing shirts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 7:13 pm to The Pirate King
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fricking everything from plunger handles
PSA to the women of the OT. Be careful. Knew a girl in high school that supposedly was doing the plunger handle while standing up. She slipped and messed herself up pretty good.
Posted on 6/20/18 at 6:25 am to go_tigres
wait are you serious? I mean i've done some weird shite to get off but that woman must have been hard up to use a plunger. that or the handle looked like a mr fister
Posted on 6/20/18 at 6:32 am to celltech1981
That thing is your new Eskimo bro
Posted on 6/20/18 at 6:35 am to jlovel7
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I think you have a red stain on your duvet. Just a little right of the handle. Congratulations on not letting periods freak you out.
Period blood doesnt dry red on a white comforter.
Or in my beard.
Posted on 6/20/18 at 6:45 am to X123F45
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Period blood doesnt dry red on a white comforter.
it's a rust color on comforters or beards. hymen blood is the same
Posted on 6/20/18 at 6:55 am to celltech1981
Thats a concrete vibrator
Posted on 6/20/18 at 6:57 am to celltech1981
My girlfriend has that same curling iron, but she got the large one.
Posted on 6/20/18 at 7:06 am to celltech1981
celltech1981's gf curling her hair:


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