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re: My girlfriend just got a new "curling iron"

Posted on 6/19/18 at 5:16 pm to
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Member since Jul 2009
50939 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 5:16 pm to
Could be worse.


You could be trying to sell your son's "paperweight".

Posted by Amazing Moves
Member since Jan 2014
6174 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 5:16 pm to
That should make her vagina silky smooth.
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17446 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 5:17 pm to
Does it vibrate the hair to curl it?
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
69708 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 5:17 pm to
100% chance that she will stick that inside her regardless of whether or not it’s a curling iron.

At least that’s what happens in the videos online. I’ve seen chicks fricking everything from plunger handles to stick shifts..
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
86110 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 5:36 pm to
What a fine lifestyle baw
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62152 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 6:04 pm to
I really hope you haven't seen The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. If you have, try to not think about it.
Posted by AmosMosesAndTwins
Lake Charles
Member since Apr 2010
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Posted on 6/19/18 at 6:10 pm to
Lol’d. Hard.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18402 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 6:13 pm to
She has a battery operated boyfriend now or BOB. Congrats on being second now!
Posted by Jack Daniel
Gold member
Member since Feb 2013
29700 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 6:25 pm to
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it's got like 7 inches on me.

That device looks longer than 8”
This post was edited on 6/19/18 at 6:28 pm
Posted by hubreb
Member since Nov 2008
2164 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 6:33 pm to
Showed pic to wife, she says it creates waves in hair....legit, or women protecting one another?
Posted by The Cool No 9
70816
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 6/19/18 at 6:35 pm to
Good she now has a "curling iron" to go with her "back massager". Women believe they are so slick
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 6:43 pm to
I heard her on the phone talking about Hitachi. It was near my birthday so I thought she got power tools but I ended up getting a couple of fishing shirts
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5494 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 7:13 pm to
quote:

fricking everything from plunger handles


PSA to the women of the OT. Be careful. Knew a girl in high school that supposedly was doing the plunger handle while standing up. She slipped and messed herself up pretty good.
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 6/20/18 at 6:25 am to
wait are you serious? I mean i've done some weird shite to get off but that woman must have been hard up to use a plunger. that or the handle looked like a mr fister
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69240 posts
Posted on 6/20/18 at 6:32 am to
That thing is your new Eskimo bro
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30035 posts
Posted on 6/20/18 at 6:35 am to
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I think you have a red stain on your duvet. Just a little right of the handle. Congratulations on not letting periods freak you out.



Period blood doesnt dry red on a white comforter.

Or in my beard.
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 6/20/18 at 6:45 am to
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Period blood doesnt dry red on a white comforter.



it's a rust color on comforters or beards. hymen blood is the same
Posted by miamitiger
Member since Aug 2011
2029 posts
Posted on 6/20/18 at 6:55 am to
Thats a concrete vibrator
Posted by Big EZ Tiger
Member since Jul 2010
26977 posts
Posted on 6/20/18 at 6:57 am to
My girlfriend has that same curling iron, but she got the large one.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66995 posts
Posted on 6/20/18 at 7:06 am to
celltech1981's gf curling her hair:
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