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My girlfriend just got a new "curling iron"

Posted on 6/19/18 at 4:56 pm
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 4:56 pm
She swears that's what it is. Looks like the only thing it'll be curling is her toes. She's probably lying because it's got like 7 inches on me.


Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62152 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 4:57 pm to
Very courageous of you to post this.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
69708 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 4:57 pm to
Those are called anal beads
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 4:58 pm to
Comforter could use a lil dry cleaning.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 4:58 pm to

Damn, son. She went straight to the Vidal Sassoon Sexcaliber.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
141160 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 4:58 pm to
quote:

My girlfriend


Is that code for your boyfriend?
Posted by jlovel7
NOT Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
24261 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 4:58 pm to
I think you have a red stain on your duvet. Just a little right of the handle. Congratulations on not letting periods freak you out.
Posted by lv2bowhntAU
God's Country,a.k.a N. Alabama
Member since Jan 2011
3364 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 4:59 pm to
So how far did you get it in you Cell before she caught you and told you what it actually was?
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42908 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 4:59 pm to
Chisus Christ
Posted by Bustedsack
Member since Dec 2017
4387 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 4:59 pm to
Posted by Jackie Chan
Japan?
Member since Sep 2012
4938 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 5:01 pm to

Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34783 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 5:01 pm to
Ot's on a roll today...

Try not to burn yourself..
This post was edited on 6/19/18 at 6:18 pm
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 5:01 pm to
I wear them fucckers inside out so that i get the pleasure
Posted by atxfan
Member since Jul 2004
4233 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 5:05 pm to
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
19122 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 5:08 pm to
Surpise. She’s going to stick in your butthole. Enoy being dominated.
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
86110 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 5:11 pm to
Hope she washes it before fixing her hair.
Posted by Ripley
Member since Aug 2016
4589 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 5:13 pm to
How many speeds does it have?
Posted by LanierSpots
Gulf of America / Sarasota FL
Member since Sep 2010
71817 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 5:14 pm to
yea, id sleep with one eye open


just saying


Posted by GetBackToWork
Member since Dec 2007
6607 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 5:14 pm to
By the looks of that, there's a good chance she also has a phone you don't know about.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 5:15 pm to
quote:

Hope she washes it before fixing her hair.




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