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My girlfriend just got a new "curling iron"
Posted on 6/19/18 at 4:56 pm
Posted on 6/19/18 at 4:56 pm
She swears that's what it is. Looks like the only thing it'll be curling is her toes. She's probably lying because it's got like 7 inches on me.


Posted on 6/19/18 at 4:57 pm to celltech1981
Very courageous of you to post this.
Posted on 6/19/18 at 4:57 pm to celltech1981
Those are called anal beads
Posted on 6/19/18 at 4:58 pm to celltech1981
Comforter could use a lil dry cleaning.
Posted on 6/19/18 at 4:58 pm to celltech1981
Damn, son. She went straight to the Vidal Sassoon Sexcaliber.
Posted on 6/19/18 at 4:58 pm to celltech1981
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My girlfriend
Is that code for your boyfriend?
Posted on 6/19/18 at 4:58 pm to celltech1981
I think you have a red stain on your duvet. Just a little right of the handle. Congratulations on not letting periods freak you out.
Posted on 6/19/18 at 4:59 pm to celltech1981
So how far did you get it in you Cell before she caught you and told you what it actually was?
Posted on 6/19/18 at 5:01 pm to celltech1981
Ot's on a roll today...
Try not to burn yourself..
Try not to burn yourself..
This post was edited on 6/19/18 at 6:18 pm
Posted on 6/19/18 at 5:01 pm to Jackie Chan
I wear them fucckers inside out so that i get the pleasure
Posted on 6/19/18 at 5:08 pm to celltech1981
Surpise. She’s going to stick in your butthole. Enoy being dominated.
Posted on 6/19/18 at 5:11 pm to celltech1981
Hope she washes it before fixing her hair.
Posted on 6/19/18 at 5:13 pm to celltech1981
How many speeds does it have?
Posted on 6/19/18 at 5:14 pm to atxfan
yea, id sleep with one eye open
just saying
just saying
Posted on 6/19/18 at 5:14 pm to celltech1981
By the looks of that, there's a good chance she also has a phone you don't know about.
Posted on 6/19/18 at 5:15 pm to momentoftruth87
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Hope she washes it before fixing her hair.

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