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re: My girlfriend just got a new "curling iron"

Posted on 6/20/18 at 7:13 am to
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
96252 posts
Posted on 6/20/18 at 7:13 am to
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How many speeds does it have?


Three: Yes, YES!!!, and OMFG YESSS!!!!
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135033 posts
Posted on 6/20/18 at 7:17 am to
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Period blood doesnt dry red on a white comforter.

Or in my beard.



Posted by Big EZ Tiger
Member since Jul 2010
26977 posts
Posted on 6/20/18 at 7:49 am to
Does your girlfriend lock the door and for some reason scream "OH YES, TYRONE, PUNISH Me!" when she goes in her bedroom and locks the door to curl her hair with this thing?
Posted by Priapus
Member since Oct 2012
1950 posts
Posted on 6/20/18 at 8:26 am to
Gotta keep that mimsy fresh and snappy.
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36788 posts
Posted on 6/20/18 at 2:32 pm to
Would have fooled me.

Probably will rock and roll her though.

This post was edited on 6/20/18 at 2:44 pm
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
50844 posts
Posted on 6/20/18 at 2:53 pm to
it can be true that it’s really a curling iron and also be true that his GF will stick it up her cooch. i mean... look at that thing
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 6/20/18 at 3:16 pm to
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i mean... look at that thing



yeah when she says she didn't buy it to frick herself it's like me saying i didn't buy my phone to watch porn on the toilet
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 6/20/18 at 3:40 pm to
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Comforter could use a lil dry cleaning.

Especially now that it's got used vibrator juice soaking into it.
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