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re: My fiancé dreamed I cheated on her last night and is mad at me this morning
Posted on 4/9/21 at 7:21 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Posted on 4/9/21 at 7:21 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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Women are fricking crazy
Most guys figure this out by age 12... you must be a little slow...
news flash: They cannot be retrained.
Posted on 4/9/21 at 7:23 am to Eli Goldfinger
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It doesn’t get better after you’ve married.
My wife gets mad at me over shite she sees on TV.
It’s not too late for you, baw.
Get out
What kind of she-devils are you people marrying?
Posted on 4/9/21 at 7:24 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
"Make it up to her" tonight by going out to a real nice dinner, a bottle of wine, make sure to make her feel real special, then take her back home and in the middle of sex just moan another woman's name in her ear.
Posted on 4/9/21 at 7:26 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
I dreamed I was making passionate love to a beautiful blonde, woke up and my golden retriever was backed into a corner, growling at me.
Dogs are fricking crazy
Dogs are fricking crazy
Posted on 4/9/21 at 7:26 am to OMLandshark
Oh I just laughed and basically made her feel stupid about if for 10 minutes then she got over it
Posted on 4/9/21 at 7:26 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
This is where you come out of the closet to her
This post was edited on 4/9/21 at 7:27 am
Posted on 4/9/21 at 7:27 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
If you're gonna do the time, may as well do the crime. 
Posted on 4/9/21 at 7:28 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Decisions have consequences, son.
Think about it.
Think hard on it...
Think about it.
Think hard on it...
Posted on 4/9/21 at 7:29 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Man, you guys are slipping. Obligatory Pics of fiancé?
Posted on 4/9/21 at 7:30 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
From my experience, she'll get over it by noon
Posted on 4/9/21 at 7:32 am to Hangover Haven
- Morning sex is the best sex-
Wrong. Rodeo sex is better morning sex.
That's when you're having sex with your wife and whisper your ex girlfriends name.
Then you try to hang on for 10 seconds.
Wrong. Rodeo sex is better morning sex.
That's when you're having sex with your wife and whisper your ex girlfriends name.
Then you try to hang on for 10 seconds.
Posted on 4/9/21 at 7:33 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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made her feel stupid about if for 10 minutes then she got over it
You go right ahead and believe that Chief.
Posted on 4/9/21 at 7:37 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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fiancé
She's a fiancée bruh
Posted on 4/9/21 at 7:39 am to Tortious
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made her feel stupid about if for 10 minutes then she got over it
You go right ahead and believe that Chief.
Yeh "its fine" give it about a a few weeks to a month (if that) and it will be brought up again and be an even bigger problem this time... lol
Posted on 4/9/21 at 7:39 am to Fox McCloud
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Fox McCloud
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I got sex this morning
What was his name?
Posted on 4/9/21 at 7:39 am to Fox McCloud
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got sex this morning
Did you make him breakfast?
Posted on 4/9/21 at 7:41 am to Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Mine used to get mad at me because of shite that happened at work. I had my terrible day at work, then every detail of HER terrible day at work. If I didn’t listen intently to every single detail, she was mad at me about it.
Didn’t want my advice.
Didn’t want my thoughts...
Just wanted to fricking bitch about it for 3 hours straight.
Didn’t want my advice.
Didn’t want my thoughts...
Just wanted to fricking bitch about it for 3 hours straight.
This post was edited on 4/9/21 at 8:34 am
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