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re: My female coworker makes eye contact with me every time she walks by my office.
Posted on 3/13/23 at 5:21 pm to Tommy Noble
Posted on 3/13/23 at 5:21 pm to Tommy Noble
The women in your office think you are the prime candidate for a sexual harassment lawsuit. They have a pool to see who gets to file initial charges on the class action suite and she believes she could be the one. Evidently there is a lot of money involved.
Or maybe you are married and she wants to work up a blackmale opportunity.
Or maybe you are married and she wants to work up a blackmale opportunity.
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Posted on 3/13/23 at 5:45 pm to Tommy Noble
She's trying to determine if you're ghey.
Posted on 3/13/23 at 5:57 pm to Tommy Noble
She's trying to figure out if you're trans or not.
Posted on 3/13/23 at 5:59 pm to Tommy Noble
She tells her friends at gno that there is this creepy guy who stares every time she walk by. She saw you staring and now checks you every time and there you are, still staring.
Posted on 3/13/23 at 5:59 pm to Tommy Noble
Hold an office stapler to your crotch Iike it’s a boner. This will establish dominance, and she will understand the score.
This post was edited on 3/13/23 at 6:07 pm
Posted on 3/13/23 at 6:01 pm to Tommy Noble
Did she tell you to squeal like a pig when yall met up?
Posted on 3/13/23 at 6:11 pm to Tommy Noble
Tell her this joke.
"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?
"I can't peanut butter my dik up your arse"
Posted on 3/13/23 at 6:12 pm to Tommy Noble
There’s a rumor going around the office that you might be high. Drink lots of water.
Posted on 3/13/23 at 6:15 pm to Tommy Noble
It means you're imagining that she's looking at you when she's really not.
Posted on 3/13/23 at 6:18 pm to Tommy Noble
Never shite where you eat
Posted on 3/13/23 at 6:18 pm to Tommy Noble
She has heard from other women in the office that you are a perv and she is just keeping her head on a swivel.
Posted on 3/13/23 at 6:23 pm to Tommy Noble
quote:
What does this mean? Is some sort of message being conveyed here?
I have a co-worker that I’ll occasionally make small talk with. I always catch her looking at me in my peripheral. She also casually touches my back or shoulder.
I’m totally flattered, but happily married.
If you’re single go for it.
As for me, It’s just a confidence boost I suppose
Posted on 3/13/23 at 6:27 pm to Tommy Noble
quote:
I’m married so I know at least one woman was / is attracted to me.
So, ask your wife what she thinks it means. Or wait until Walt chimes in here “as a woman”.
Alternatively, put an upside down pineapple in plain sight on your desk and see if things progress.
Posted on 3/13/23 at 6:29 pm to Cymry Teigr
A lady I work with leans over to look at something on my computer and rubs a boob against me. That is work first base right?
Posted on 3/13/23 at 6:34 pm to Tommy Noble
Will you bust a nut if she talks to you?
Posted on 3/13/23 at 6:51 pm to Springlake Tiger
Has there been an update from the first post cannot read them all.
Posted on 3/13/23 at 7:50 pm to Tommy Noble
She’s waiting for you to grow a sack and whip it out and say “don’t know why you’re just standing there, it’s not going to suck itself”
Posted on 3/13/23 at 7:54 pm to Tommy Noble
She either hates you or wants to frick
Godspeed
Godspeed
Posted on 3/13/23 at 7:54 pm to Tommy Noble
Had a very good looking lady treat me the same way a few years ago. I found out she won a lawsuit for sexual har., at her last job. I never took the bait.
Posted on 3/13/23 at 7:55 pm to Tommy Noble
Slept with a co-worker one time. It was a massive mistake. Of course got around. My nickname was tripod that I had to live with for years. Could have been way worse I guess, but women talk -- don't be stupid.
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