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re: My Father-in-Law is about to catch these hands. *Final update on page 13

Posted on 12/21/18 at 9:43 am to
Posted by onelochevy
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2011
18375 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 9:43 am to
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I think he’s trying to alpha dog me.


Trying? He's done the same shite 2 days in a row and all you've done is bitch about it online.
Posted by Chief Hinge
There and Here
Member since Sep 2018
3237 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 9:44 am to
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she’d talk to her dad for you


Worst possible scenario.
Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
10964 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 9:45 am to
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I'd probably disrespect someone who says stupid shite like "catch these hands" as well.

You better knuckle check him before you step off into something you don't want.
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
43553 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 9:45 am to
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Finally, he goes into my office, pushes all of my paperwork off to the side, puts his feet up on my desk and listens to Mark Levine with the volume all the way up.


Yea he needs an arse whoopin. Careful with that old man strength though
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
22390 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 9:45 am to
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bang his daughter well enough to give her an ear-piercing orgasm


record it and send a copy home with him.


That doesn't do any good - if he falls asleep on the couch at 8:30, put the meat to your MIL next to him (makes for good porn videos anyway).
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
61311 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 9:45 am to
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(my driveway is about 200 feet long


Subtle brag
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 9:46 am to
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He’s gonna hear it tonight


When you are done tell her she needs to address the issues with her father. Its better coming from her and she doesn't get pissed at you for it. Then if he continues and you have to address it, she's already tried. Win/Win
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60078 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 9:47 am to
I feel bad for y’all that had to leave Louisiana just to find a wife
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42888 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 9:48 am to
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she’d talk to her dad for you


Worst possible scenario.


She has already offered. I told her everything was fine
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77684 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 9:49 am to
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a not-so-surprising turn of events, he just called to inform me that he rented a 15 passenger van so we can all ride together to Natchitoches to see the lights tomorrow night. We had previously planned on taking 3 separate vehicles. FML




Oh, I hope HE drives...
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76771 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 9:50 am to
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In a not-so-surprising turn of events, he just called to inform me that he rented a 15 passenger van so we can all ride together to Natchitoches to see the lights tomorrow night. We had previously planned on taking 3 separate vehicles. FML



sounds like a good guy wanting to spend time with his family. including his ungrateful beta sil.
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 9:50 am to
Go to his place next year and do the exact same shite.
Posted by Slingscode
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2011
2310 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 9:51 am to
You should just kill the old bastard in his sleep tonight. Pillow over the face.
Problem solved.
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 10:02 am to
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She has already offered. I told her everything was fine

Bad move. Now you're going to have to do it. He's gonna kick your arse and you aren't gonna get any pussy cause she's gonna be pissed you lied to her. His plan is working
This post was edited on 12/21/18 at 10:03 am
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 10:02 am to
I’ve got one word for you baw: “three day rule.”
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
89339 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 10:02 am to
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ETA
In a not-so-surprising turn of events, he just called to inform me that he rented a 15 passenger van so we can all ride together to Natchitoches to see the lights tomorrow night. We had previously planned on taking 3 separate vehicles. FML


The horror. Now you get to drink and be 4 rows away from him. Seems like a win.
Posted by DLauw
SWLA
Member since Sep 2011
6195 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 10:05 am to
The biggest beefs I have with my SIL are usually over alcohol.

two biggest offenses:

first offense: I bought a bottle of wine ($200) for my son's birth. The plan was to drink it with him on his 18th or 21st birthday. Five years later, I was outside cooking and SIL came out with a glass of wine. I asked him, "You brought some wine?" He said no this is the red you had in the cabinet. I knew instantly what he'd done.

Last offense: Went to their house in Texas for the LSU season opener this year. I brought a bottle of Garrison Brothers for us for the game. Around lunchtime, I looked over and he's sipping whiskey. I made the comment about it being too early for all that and that he'd never make it to game time (I thought he was drinking woodford or maker's). He said he had never had the GB and wanted to try it. I looked and the bottle was on the counter.
Posted by CptRusty
Basket of Deplorables
Member since Aug 2011
11740 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 10:08 am to
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I think he’s trying to alpha dog me.




He's not trying, he's doing it.
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17446 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 10:08 am to
You sound miserable
Posted by PearlJam
NotBeardEaves
Member since Aug 2014
13908 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 10:10 am to
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I bought a bottle of wine ($200) for my son's birth. The plan was to drink it with him on his 18th or 21st birthday.
No 18 or 21 year old guy wants to drink a $200 bottle of wine with pops on his birthday.
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