re: my cousin just made our thanksgiving tomorrow really aqward

Posted by Spankum

Miss-sippi

Member since Jan 2007

56041 posts

Posted on 11/26/15 at 12:54 am to Byrdybyrd05

Man, I am still laughing over this shite....tell your cousin that Spankum appreciates the laugh....

Posted by OweO

Plaquemine, La

Member since Sep 2009

113964 posts

Posted on 11/26/15 at 12:56 am to Byrdybyrd05

A few years ago a cousin of mine had thanksgiving at her house. Her 6 yr old went into her room (single mom) to watch TV and about 45 mins later the kid walks into the living room holding a vibrator and moving it as if it was flying around. My cousin/his mother ran to him, took it away and went put it up.. He started crying because he wanted to play with it.

Posted by lsuwontonwrap

Member since Aug 2012

34147 posts

Posted on 11/26/15 at 1:22 am to Byrdybyrd05

FFS with the spelling

Posted by LouisianaLady

Member since Mar 2009

81210 posts

Posted on 11/26/15 at 1:32 am to Byrdybyrd05

I've heard this exact story before .. Hmm..

Posted by FLBooGoTigs1

Nocatee, FL.

Member since Jan 2008

54521 posts

Posted on 11/26/15 at 1:34 am to LouisianaLady

Jones? Rubbing one out too

Posted by Chuker

St George, Louisiana

Member since Nov 2015

7544 posts

Posted on 11/26/15 at 1:37 am to Byrdybyrd05

Why the hell did he decide the right time to look at porn was when family is visiting?

I think your story is bullshite. But I'm not going to downvote because even though it's made up its still a kinda funny.

Posted by Charlie Arglist

Wichita, Kansas

Member since Nov 2012

5550 posts

Posted on 11/26/15 at 1:42 am to Byrdybyrd05

quote:
All of the sudden porn just came on the tv and loud as hell and the dude is just roasting some girl. All the family like what the hell and his wife ran to the bathroom and starts banging on the door "are you jacking off in there" he was like huh nooooo.

Well, at least it wasn't GAY porn.....

Posted by Ellis Dee

G-Lane aka Pakistan

Member since Nov 2013

6862 posts

Posted on 11/26/15 at 1:47 am to Byrdybyrd05

pretty sure I've seen this on reddit before..

eta: yep

This post was edited on 11/26/15 at 1:50 am

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Posted by fr33manator

Baton Rouge

Member since Oct 2010

124287 posts

Posted on 11/26/15 at 2:04 am to Ellis Dee

I mean, it's a similar story, but possible

Posted by FLBooGoTigs1

Nocatee, FL.

Member since Jan 2008

54521 posts

Posted on 11/26/15 at 2:13 am to fr33manator

That reddit story was funny. I can definitely see this type of story happening though. I have that mirroring on my phone and it can be mirrored onto my 65 inch TV in my living room. One day I was looking for a surfing video of my daughter surfing. Well all my pictures popped up on my phone and were all seen on the big TV looking for the video. I saw my gf looking at those posted pics to see what I had on there. Good thing I had nothing good on there that day. Definitely possible with the Bluetooth etc.

Posted by skinny domino

sebr

Member since Feb 2007

14341 posts

Posted on 11/26/15 at 2:21 am to Byrdybyrd05

So, u want a CSB post?

Posted by bountyhunter

North of Houston a bit

Member since Mar 2012

6336 posts

Posted on 11/26/15 at 2:39 am to Byrdybyrd05

If that's true, that's one of the funniest situations I've ever heard of. If you made it up, you are missing the boat on being a comedy writer. Seriously, that is some really, really funny sh*t.

Posted by shel311

McKinney, Texas

Member since Aug 2004

110888 posts

Posted on 11/26/15 at 2:52 am to SmackoverHawg

quote:
Does he give the bitch an option?

Yea!!!

Rape that bitch!!!

That's always a solid alternative... Wait what?

Posted by fishfighter

RIP

Member since Apr 2008

40026 posts

Posted on 11/26/15 at 4:00 am to shel311

OP, don't eat the apply pie. Your BIL could of did the fillings or stuffed the turkey.

Posted by tigerbutt

Deep South

Member since Jun 2006

24585 posts

Posted on 11/26/15 at 7:21 am to Byrdybyrd05

He needs to bring a bowl of white gravy to lunch today.

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Posted by tigerpimpbot

Chairman of the Pool Board

Member since Nov 2011

66948 posts

Posted on 11/26/15 at 7:42 am to Byrdybyrd05

Be careful when you use what'sapp on the iPhone because the pics and movies people send you save to your camera roll when you click on them. A buddy learned this the hard way on a fantasy football group chat with racy pics and movies being shared that ended up on his 55" TV with his wife and kids present.

Posted by Flamefighter

Center Field

Member since Dec 2007

7629 posts

Posted on 11/26/15 at 7:44 am to tigerbutt

quote:
eeds to bring a bowl of white gravy to lunch today.

Exactly. He has to have a sense of humor about this. Everyone over the age 12 at that table has "taking care of business" themselves. Own it. And laugh. It will be a great story for years to come.