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re: My Buddy Is Being Blackmailed By A Hooker UPDATE pg 10
Posted on 4/24/21 at 12:12 pm to BayouCatFan
Posted on 4/24/21 at 12:12 pm to BayouCatFan
Dumbass friend didn't Google her number first? Common sense baws
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Posted on 4/24/21 at 12:12 pm to BayouCatFan
quote:divorce
So I have a friend who lives in Shreveport. He is mid-40's and married. According to him he has only had sex twice with his wife in the past five years
Posted on 4/24/21 at 12:12 pm to BayouCatFan
So she made him prove he wasn’t a cop but he didn’t make her prove she was really a hooker/whore? Real hookers don’t blackmail they take their money and leave.
Posted on 4/24/21 at 12:13 pm to BabyTac
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so he decided to try his luck with an escort.
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Why not just go to Superior Bar Grill on ladies night. It’s not that hard esp in Shreveport.
it's getting to be a sad state of affairs when even hookers have lost their scruples, you used to be able to depend on them for their professionalism and confidentiality
Posted on 4/24/21 at 12:14 pm to BayouCatFan
Definitely don’t pay. The blackmailing catfisher is just gonna ask for more. Lose the phone, claim hack, etc
Posted on 4/24/21 at 12:14 pm to jkylejohnson
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Bluff and say he'll take a charge while also turning her in for prostitution and now extortion if she doesn't frick off.
This would be the correct answer except that she/he is likely using a prepaid phone and there will be no way to identify her.
I'm with the guy that said call her bluff. If she aint putting out then she needs to be getting out.
Posted on 4/24/21 at 12:15 pm to Nado Jenkins83
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Just checked her out. Not bad.
Y’all know what to do. Someone has to contact her to get the deets.
Posted on 4/24/21 at 12:16 pm to BayouCatFan
Very easy solution. First, tell wife his identity has been stolen. Cancel all CCs, etc. In a week, tell wife a scammer has been trying to get money out of him. Tell her to watch any weird text, etc.
Posted on 4/24/21 at 12:16 pm to BeerMoney
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This post was edited on 4/30/21 at 6:25 am
Posted on 4/24/21 at 12:17 pm to BayouCatFan
quote:Your life sounds like a bad Shreveport (redundant?) version of “Fatal Attraction”.
So I have a friend who lives in Shreveport. He is mid-40's and married. According to him he has only had sex twice with his wife in the past five years, so he decided to try his luck with an escort.
I hope your rabbit is insured.
Posted on 4/24/21 at 12:18 pm to BayouCatFan
Go to the police. Duh.
Posted on 4/24/21 at 12:18 pm to LegendInMyMind
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only had sex with this wife 2 times
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fairytale
Posted on 4/24/21 at 12:18 pm to TrouserTrout
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So she made him prove he wasn’t a cop
Everybody knows in a legit situation like this all they do is simply ask the would-be john straight up if he's a cop. He's required to tell 'em if so. State law.
Posted on 4/24/21 at 12:19 pm to BayouCatFan
quote:This sounds like when Adam Sandler's character, Barry Egan, got extorted by a phone sex woman in the movie Punch Drunk Love. Thant being the case he's going to have to track down the owner (and offending woman) and kick their asses.
So I have a friend who lives in Shreveport. He is mid-40's and married. According to him he has only had sex twice with his wife in the past five years, so he decided to try his luck with an escort.
He went on something called adultsearch and went to the Shreveport location. Found a chick who goes by the name Patel Brown. I would link, but not sure if it is a bannable offense. She is easy enough to find for those who are curious.
Decided to text her for a session. She would only agree to see him if she could verify he is not the police and could only do that if he gave her his full name. My buddy foolishly went along with her demands because he was stupid and horny.
She proceeded to find him on Facebook and now knows who his wife is and where he works. She is demanding he give her money on cashapp or she says she will send text history to his wife and place of employment.
My buddy is dumb as shite for doing this, but what the hell does he do now? I told him the chick is probably some dude from Zimbawbe who is just running a scam on dudes all over the country. He cant go to the police for obvious reasons.
Its kind of funny the mess he got himself into, but he shouldnt have to pay someone thousands to keep his life from being blown up.
So what would the OT advise him to do?
To wit:
Punch Drunk Love - 1 (language)
Punch Drunk Love - 2 (language)
Edit: The three brothers in this movie are actually real-life brothers from SLC (David, Nate and James/Jim Stephens). There are actually four Stephens brothers who are actors. The phone sex woman is from SLC as well (Ashley Clark).
This post was edited on 4/24/21 at 12:32 pm
Posted on 4/24/21 at 12:19 pm to BayouCatFan
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According to him he has only had sex twice with his wife in the past five years
He wants to get caught. You will not convince me otherwise.
Posted on 4/24/21 at 12:20 pm to ThaKaptin
Twice in five years? 
That's pretty abysmal. What's her problem?
That's pretty abysmal. What's her problem?
Posted on 4/24/21 at 12:20 pm to BayouCatFan
Lost phone is the best story but only if he hasn't used it to call/text his wife since the episode.
This is usually something you would have to start immediately when the texts are received. It has to be thought through carefully because the blowback for a coverup is worse than the "crime". The lost phone has a better chance to work for your employer than wife since she can do a lot of detective work.
There is zero way I would pay anything the likelihood they just go away is pretty small.
Maybe you can track down Trillhog, he likely has ether, duct tape, a rug, shovels and lime already in his van. Probably a few good spots to bury the evidence already scoped out.
This is usually something you would have to start immediately when the texts are received. It has to be thought through carefully because the blowback for a coverup is worse than the "crime". The lost phone has a better chance to work for your employer than wife since she can do a lot of detective work.
There is zero way I would pay anything the likelihood they just go away is pretty small.
Maybe you can track down Trillhog, he likely has ether, duct tape, a rug, shovels and lime already in his van. Probably a few good spots to bury the evidence already scoped out.
Posted on 4/24/21 at 12:24 pm to BayouCatFan
Oh no, she’s going to send his text history to the shitty no sex for five years wife? I’d tell her to do it lol.
Posted on 4/24/21 at 12:25 pm to BayouCatFan
quote:
My Buddy Is Being Blackmailed By A Hooker
Aren’t we all?
Posted on 4/24/21 at 12:26 pm to BayouCatFan
Go to the police and ask the wife for a divorce
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