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re: My Awkward Moment in Church Today

Posted on 8/23/15 at 12:48 pm to
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
31030 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 12:48 pm to
Stump bump is the only answer here.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
99045 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 12:56 pm to
Should have made a hand job joke
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
19946 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 12:56 pm to
the hardest part about not having a hand is not being able to do things people with both hands can easily do.
Posted by FT
REDACTED
Member since Oct 2003
26925 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 12:58 pm to
troof
Posted by rootisback
Member since Mar 2014
3371 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 12:59 pm to
Another GaTech fan that cant even get a hand job unless it is from a guy
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
31030 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 12:59 pm to
quote:

the hardest part about not having a hand is not being able to do things people with both hands can easily do.




Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30557 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 12:59 pm to
Hey Angela what was your favorite part of the sermon today

Not the handshake part paw
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
110757 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 1:01 pm to
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my church has 4,700 members




4,699 of whom can clap.
Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
19276 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 1:01 pm to
quote:

More importantly what kind of church has a coffee shop in them?
not important, but tons of churches have a "coffee shop." It's been a trendy thing for the last 8-10 years.
Posted by GTSwarms
FloRida
Member since Jul 2015
1563 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 1:02 pm to
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Another GaTech fan that cant even get a hand job unless it is from a guy


How original. Did you Google this response?
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
77925 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 1:02 pm to
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I went to the coffee shop that we have in our church
Let me ask you a question. Does how much you give to the church determine how close you sit to the front of the sanctuary?
Posted by GTSwarms
FloRida
Member since Jul 2015
1563 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 1:04 pm to
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Let me ask you a question. Does how much you give to the church determine how close you sit to the front of the sanctuary?


Absolutely not.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45575 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 1:05 pm to
How did you not notice she was missing a hand earlier? That's one of the first things I look for.
Posted by bird35
Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
13736 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 1:06 pm to



Let me ask you a question. Does how much you give to the church determine how close you sit to the front of the sanctuary?


Yes, the more you give the closer to the back you are allowed to sit.
Posted by 3deadtrolls
lafayette
Member since Jan 2014
7092 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 1:06 pm to
Exactly, Peace be with you is easily the most important part.
Posted by GTSwarms
FloRida
Member since Jul 2015
1563 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 1:07 pm to
I have never seen a cute girl without a hand so I didn't think about it??
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 1:08 pm to
Get a pic of stump?
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198166 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 1:08 pm to
you are aware of the fact that most people have two hands right ?

I mean you could always shake the other hand
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 1:09 pm to
I know an incredibly sexy girl who was born missing her entire left arm. She was adopted from Russia and its supposedly side effects from Cherynobl, she also can't smell and is allergic to alcohol.

She has a good sense of humor about it, she likes to joke about swimming in circles. She also models, but every picture she puts on Facebook is from a perspective that you couldn't tell she was missing an arm if you didn't know. So I imagine she's also a bit insecure.
Posted by Mullet Flap
Lysdexia
Member since Jun 2015
4208 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 1:14 pm to
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4,699 of whom can clap.






















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