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re: My Awkward Moment in Church Today
Posted on 8/23/15 at 5:32 pm to GTSwarms
Posted on 8/23/15 at 5:32 pm to GTSwarms
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I didn't know what to do because it caught me off guard so I grabbed her arm and shook her arm.
Greatest thing ever. You really need to work on getting a stump job from that chick, it will be one for the books.
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Posted on 8/23/15 at 5:35 pm to Paige
He is because I truly cannot recall him complaining growing up. He would get frustrated with himself when he struggled tying shoes or other things, but never complained.
I'm with you I think on not handling it well, but you see people with these types of disabilities taking life on everyday. I hope I would turn it around as well...
I'm with you I think on not handling it well, but you see people with these types of disabilities taking life on everyday. I hope I would turn it around as well...
Posted on 8/23/15 at 6:23 pm to RockyMtnTigerWDE
^^^ 
Posted on 8/23/15 at 6:41 pm to GTSwarms
It was definitely a Joe Biden moment...
"Stand up Chuck. Let them see you." he said
to Missouri senator Chuck Graham in a wheel chair.
"Stand up Chuck. Let them see you." he said
to Missouri senator Chuck Graham in a wheel chair.
Posted on 8/23/15 at 8:18 pm to Rougarou4lsu
Well holy shite. I just got back from an evening event at Church and I bumped into her again. She introduces me to her friend as "this was the guy I was telling you about."
Low and fricking behold... she is trying to hook me up with her friend who is not attractive at all.
My wife has been out of town for the past few days for a convention for her company in Orlando so I have been doing Church things by myself since my SO has been out of town.
We are packing book bags for back to school book bags that the Church has donated to area school for the kids who need help because they are poor and have terrible Parents.
The entire time, her huge unattractive friend followed me around like a puppy dog while I was trying to fill back packs with school supplies and stuff that is not really needed for School.
Come to find out, this is her sister who is a single 40 year old woman!
What a weird arse day.
Low and fricking behold... she is trying to hook me up with her friend who is not attractive at all.
My wife has been out of town for the past few days for a convention for her company in Orlando so I have been doing Church things by myself since my SO has been out of town.
We are packing book bags for back to school book bags that the Church has donated to area school for the kids who need help because they are poor and have terrible Parents.
The entire time, her huge unattractive friend followed me around like a puppy dog while I was trying to fill back packs with school supplies and stuff that is not really needed for School.
Come to find out, this is her sister who is a single 40 year old woman!
What a weird arse day.
Posted on 8/23/15 at 8:27 pm to GTSwarms
2 for 1 special 
Or
1.75 for 1 special
Or
1.75 for 1 special
Posted on 8/23/15 at 8:32 pm to GTSwarms
Does your church believe in laying on of hand?
Posted on 8/23/15 at 8:32 pm to GTSwarms
quote:congrats on being too fricking ugly for a disabled person
Low and fricking behold... she is trying to hook me up with her friend who is not attractive at all.
Posted on 8/23/15 at 8:33 pm to OWLFAN86
His appearance is his dissability
My best ability is availability
My best ability is availability
This post was edited on 8/23/15 at 8:34 pm
Posted on 8/23/15 at 8:34 pm to OWLFAN86
not too ugly.. too old 
Posted on 8/23/15 at 8:45 pm to GTSwarms
quote:not too old for the uggo apparently
not too ugly.. too old
and why don't you wear a wedding ring
did you Ashley Madison bro ?
Posted on 8/23/15 at 9:00 pm to GTSwarms
When your wife gets back from Orlando she will not find this story funny after the coffee.
She will hate both women. Since church is the common denominator, she will be cordial but cool to your new friends. She will also be silently pissed that she never came up for a week or so.
You must be OK though. The new girl wants you in her family.
She will hate both women. Since church is the common denominator, she will be cordial but cool to your new friends. She will also be silently pissed that she never came up for a week or so.
You must be OK though. The new girl wants you in her family.
Posted on 8/23/15 at 9:04 pm to Hangit
I have sent my wife this entire thread. We have a very open relationship
Posted on 8/23/15 at 9:11 pm to GTSwarms
Congrats on the preemptive strike.
Hi GT's wife. Pics?
Hi GT's wife. Pics?
Posted on 8/23/15 at 9:25 pm to GTSwarms
Gt, since no one is allowed to post pics of other people I am glad you sent the thread to her. Maybe she can post a pic of herself, because the rules of tiger droppings say you can't post a pic of her even if you wanted to.
This post was edited on 8/23/15 at 9:26 pm
Posted on 8/23/15 at 10:30 pm to Paige
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Paige - Sports played with one hand
I shot pool one night against a one armed pool player. He had a little circle of wood with an eyelet screw on it that held the tip of his cue. He would shoot and then lift the tip and wood circle off the table. He was pretty good, but I still took his money and then quit before his true skill as a poo; shark was exposed.
Posted on 8/23/15 at 10:50 pm to MeridianDog
quote:
I shot pool one night against a one armed pool player. He had a little circle of wood with an eyelet screw on it that held the tip of his cue. He would shoot and then lift the tip and wood circle off the table.
Dude turned a disability into an unfair advantage. Taking guilt ridden chumps money left and right I bet.
Posted on 8/23/15 at 11:03 pm to GTSwarms
You do realize that this woman is a leftist?
Your theme song is "Nub the One You're With".
Your wife will appreciate having an extra hand around to help with her familial obligations.
Your theme song is "Nub the One You're With".
Your wife will appreciate having an extra hand around to help with her familial obligations.
Posted on 8/24/15 at 12:06 am to Walt OReilly
quote:
One stupid fricking story
Totally.
I believe the story too.
that is what I don't like about it the most.
Church.
lol.
Posted on 8/24/15 at 6:53 am to GTSwarms
You know the drill....pics or didn't happen
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