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re: My Awkward Moment in Church Today

Posted on 8/23/15 at 1:14 pm to
Posted by monsterballads
Gulf of America
Member since Jun 2013
31547 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 1:14 pm to
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Hey Angela what was your favorite part of the sermon today

Not the handshake part paw


Posted by SamuelClemens
Earth
Member since Feb 2015
11727 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 1:19 pm to
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by Burhead
More importantly what kind of church has a coffee shop in them?




Live Oak Methodist late sermon televised from the main building for those in shorts t-shirts and flip flops
This post was edited on 8/23/15 at 1:22 pm
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 1:25 pm to
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She was laughing.


Cool girl
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 1:26 pm to
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she came up to me while in line and thanked me


She was hoping you'd ask her out for more than just coffee.
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
19946 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 1:27 pm to
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she came up to me while in line and thanked me because everybody that has to shake her hand in certain situation, they always freak out and don't know what to do, but she said I did the right thing and it made her feel normal for once.
she sounds very high functioning for someone with a handicap
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 1:28 pm to
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She was hoping you'd ask her out for more than just coffee.



I hope OP at least offered to buy her coffee...
Posted by monsterballads
Gulf of America
Member since Jun 2013
31547 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 1:28 pm to
christian mega church girls like to get freaky. especially those with self esteem issues baw
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70474 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 1:32 pm to
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She was hoping you'd ask her out for more than just coffee. 



I hope OP at least offered to buy her coffee...



No shite. Better get an update after first date.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70474 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 1:33 pm to
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4,699 of whom can clap.





I am glad i didnt waste my time in church today, because i am going to hell for how hard i started laughing at that
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198166 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 1:35 pm to
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She was hoping you'd ask her out for more than just coffee. I hope OP at least offered to buy her coffee...
if he did hope he had the good sense to hold the cup for her while she stirred in her sugar and cream
Posted by BayouFann
CenLa
Member since Jun 2012
7232 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 1:35 pm to
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not notice she was missing a hand earlier? That's one of the first things I look for.
probably cause he was doing what he went there for and not checking out chics. Well at least until he got to the coffee shop!
Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
Reseda
Member since Feb 2007
20169 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 1:36 pm to
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She was hoping you'd ask her out for more than just coffee.

This seems like a no-brainer

Curious why the OP didn't ask her out
Posted by VaBamaMan
North AL
Member since Apr 2013
8330 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 1:37 pm to
I told my wife your story. She was born with one hand, she's missing mosy of her right arm, stops just above where the elbow would be. After she stopped laughing, her first question was if the girl was missing both arms. Because she always offers her left immediately. Doesn't even give someone time to think about shaking the right.

Our thoughts based on your experience is that she is an amputee, and fairly recent. Or, she is a double amputee, but I feel like you would have mentioned that.

Hope you got her number.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
127622 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 1:38 pm to
You demonstrated Christian love in an awkward way. But you still demonstrated it.
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 1:39 pm to
Ask her for an old fashion then she'll feel normal
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198166 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 1:40 pm to
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You demonstrated Christian love in an awkward way. But you still demonstrated it.
I guess we know who wont b playing the part of Jesus is next years passion play


Hey,,what do we do with this extra nail ?



that's not in the script
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
82491 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 1:42 pm to
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I have never seen a cute girl without a hand so I didn't think about it??


Obviously the missing hand was the right hand. When I meet a cute girl, I always scope her left hand.
Posted by zelman
Bogan Walk
Member since Feb 2015
2400 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 1:49 pm to
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You should have hugged her.



Posted by Cincinnati Bowtie
Sparta
Member since May 2008
11951 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 1:55 pm to
This happened to me when I coached against Tom Dempsey. Learned to shake his left hand from then on...
Posted by GTSwarms
FloRida
Member since Jul 2015
1563 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 2:42 pm to
Guys, come on now. I don't go to Church to pick up girls. I go to Church to worship God. The Jesus Messiah! Emanuel.

There is so much sin in this thread. I am now going to pray so everybody will be cleansed of their sins today.

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