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re: Mother says her hysterectomy ruined her love life and left her single
Posted on 2/19/19 at 10:36 am to AP83
Posted on 2/19/19 at 10:36 am to AP83
quote:
Who the frick really wants to have sex 6 times a day
ME. Age: 32
quote:
to much work and damn near impossible if you have kids.
Not work for me, all play. No kids.
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Posted on 2/19/19 at 10:36 am to Tigerbait357
lesson gentlemen, don’t ever for any reason stick your dick in crazy, and dat gentlemen is the picture of and definition of cray cray, got it written all over dat arse...
Posted on 2/19/19 at 10:38 am to lsunurse
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What do you think a hysterectomy is?
don't they just fill the hole with concrete?
Posted on 2/19/19 at 10:39 am to Tigerbait357
Best sex ever was after my wife had a hysterectomy at age 33.
Posted on 2/19/19 at 10:39 am to AP83
quote:
Who the frick really wants to have sex 6 times a day. I could understand being single and maybe doing this a few times a year with someone you bring home from the bar but to have sex 6 times every day with your wife is way to much work and damn near impossible if you have kids.
There's 24 hours in a day with 6-8 hours of sleep and 8 hours of work outside of the house (if not a stay at home mom). That leaves 8 hours for time spent with kids (including cooking, cleaning and nurturing). If she's fricking 6 times a day, either these are all quickies lasting less than 30 minutes each or her child(ren) is/are being neglected or both. She looks like a pornstar. It's obvious that she doesn't understand how a hysterectomy works but then again, she's blond with big tits so......stereotype.
Posted on 2/19/19 at 10:42 am to lsunurse
dat biatch be crazy, removal of the uterus and associated female organs (ovaries, tubes, etc) have nothing to do with the sand box being operational, it’s all in her head figuratively speaking, as Ron White has said many times “just cause the ferris wheel is closed for repair doesn’t mean the entire amusement park is shut down, for Christ sake, there’s the log ride, the deep throat tunnel, the great fists of death and all sorts of other entertainment if one uses the imagination...”
This post was edited on 2/19/19 at 11:34 am
Posted on 2/19/19 at 10:42 am to PurpleKnight88
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these are all quickies lasting less than 30 minutes
Ding Ding Ding. Minus probably the last go at the end of the night when everyone is asleep.
Posted on 2/19/19 at 10:42 am to Tigerbait357
How is she only 30? Zooming in on her face made me think 45 minimum. Yikes.
Posted on 2/19/19 at 10:44 am to upgrayedd
quote:
So how did the hysterectomy ruin her life?
From what I gathered from the article.
She had hysterectomy....you can’t have sex for up to 8 weeks after that cause you have to heal down there.
Then they found out she still has cancer and she would have to go under more treatment....,which means another couple months of no sex
When she told her bf the cancer was back....he peaced out cause he knew it was more months without sex.
Posted on 2/19/19 at 10:44 am to PurpleKnight88
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either these are all quickies lasting less than 30 minutes each or
Posted on 2/19/19 at 10:45 am to lsunurse
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The stupidity of this board at times always cracks me up.
Yep, your stupidity of falling for it highlights it perfectly
Posted on 2/19/19 at 10:46 am to lsunurse
quote:
So how did the hysterectomy ruin her life?
From what I gathered from the article.
She had hysterectomy....you can’t have sex for up to 8 weeks after that cause you have to heal down there.
Then they found out she still has cancer and she would have to go under more treatment....,which means another couple months of no sex
When she told her bf the cancer was back....he peaced out cause he knew it was more months without sex.
which means her poor choice of mates is what ruined her life.
Posted on 2/19/19 at 10:47 am to SwampTrash
That’s a man, baby!
Posted on 2/19/19 at 10:50 am to WhiskeyThrottle
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Hysterectomy
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Well if she doesn't have a vagina anymore how is she gonna do the pokey pokey?
Posted on 2/19/19 at 10:54 am to lsunurse
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When she told her bf the cancer was back....he peaced out cause he knew it was more months without sex.
This is why blowjobs are important ladies. If she licked his balls and shaft, he wouldn't have worried about the no sex.
Posted on 2/19/19 at 10:57 am to Tigerbait357
Use the butt.
Problem solved.
She can PayPal me $500 for services rendered.
Problem solved.
She can PayPal me $500 for services rendered.
Posted on 2/19/19 at 11:08 am to WhiskeyThrottle
quote:
Well if she doesn't have a vagina anymore how is she gonna do the pokey pokey?
Not sure if serious..... I'll just call you a retard for good measure though..
Posted on 2/19/19 at 11:09 am to Phil A Sheo
Me thinks she just wore out her uterus.
Posted on 2/19/19 at 11:21 am to 50_Tiger
quote:C'mon, it's realistically not possible.
ME. Age: 32
Not work for me, all play. No kids.
Posted on 2/19/19 at 11:22 am to LeroyBrown
quote:
Me thinks she just wore out her uterus.
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