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re: Mother says her hysterectomy ruined her love life and left her single

Posted on 2/19/19 at 11:24 am to
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
9920 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 11:24 am to
Those chesticles indicate she’s not a stranger to surgery
Posted by 50_Tiger
Arlington TX
Member since Jan 2016
43499 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 11:28 am to
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C'mon, it's realistically not possible.


Anything is possible baw.
Posted by PurpleKnight88
Laplace, LA
Member since Jan 2009
856 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 11:28 am to
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quote:either these are all quickies lasting less than 30 minutes each or


Yeah.....15 minutes is more realistic. Let's call it 15 minutes instead. At 49, 30 minutes is a good bit more than a quickie....and that's with no foreplay
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
112944 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 11:29 am to
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Anything is possible baw
Ok Kevin Garnett!!


It's possible, it's just not realistically possible.
Posted by 50_Tiger
Arlington TX
Member since Jan 2016
43499 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 11:33 am to


This post was edited on 2/19/19 at 11:34 am
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34713 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 11:39 am to
Actually surprised she had a uterus, looks like she may have had a prostate instead..
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
23199 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 11:39 am to
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which means her poor choice of mates is what ruined her life.


A dude who leaves a women that has cancer, in a committed relationship, really is a POS. A selfish, POS.
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
20645 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 11:41 am to
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lesson gentlemen, don’t ever for any reason stick your dick in crazy


Well if you haven't done it once then you don't know what you're missing...
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
21115 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 11:42 am to
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Well if she doesn't have a vagina anymore how is she gonna do the pokey pokey?


If you can’t do the pokey pokey, then just turn yourself around, that’s what it’s all about.
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
112944 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 11:43 am to
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lesson gentlemen, don’t ever for any reason stick your dick in crazy
Worst advice ever!
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
20645 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 11:50 am to
She's got man hands!



This post was edited on 2/19/19 at 11:51 am
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
71178 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 11:55 am to
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Me thinks she just wore out her uterus.




Posted by Jeff Boomhauer
Arlen, TX
Member since Jun 2016
3603 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 12:29 pm to
Does a hysterectomy affect a woman’s throat?
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa-Here to Serve
Member since Aug 2012
17358 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 12:40 pm to
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IOW, she can no longer earn a living as a high-end prostitute.




High end? Did you not see the pictures?
Posted by sabanisarustedspoke
Member since Jan 2007
5956 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 12:40 pm to
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Mother says her hysterectomy ruined her love life and left her single
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ME. Age: 32

Not work for me, all play. No kids.
C'mon, it's realistically not possible.




Yea especially since she has 4 kids. Man, you don't know how many 4 kids is until you start banging a chick with 4 kids and let me tell you 4 is a shitload. Hearing a knock at the door, a baby crying, or God forgive me one crawling around on the floor while youre trying to get off is a total fricking nightmare. You're welcome.
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa-Here to Serve
Member since Aug 2012
17358 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 12:44 pm to
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Me thinks she just wore out her uterus.




You cant wear out a self lubricating engine.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42714 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 12:47 pm to
Bruh cardio ain’t gonna help you replenish a fricking pint of baby batter. And brush burn on your dick hurts. So yes 6x a day repeatedly is overkill
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42714 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 12:49 pm to
Less than 30 minutes is a quickie? Damn I’m Usain Bolt
Posted by RealityTiger
Geismar, LA
Member since Jan 2010
20543 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 12:49 pm to


Holy makeup Batman!
Posted by stelly1025
Lafayette
Member since May 2012
10373 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 12:52 pm to
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