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Posted on 11/15/16 at 9:42 pm to Kim Jong Ir
woke up in Biloxi in the back seat of a convertible Chrysler LeBaron (top down) with Alabama plates.
i don't ever remember leaving Thibodaux that night, don't know anyone from Bama. No clue how the hell i got there or what happened to lead up to being barefoot parked by the beach with the sun cooking me. still had my wallet and all my cash.
that was back before cell phones so i had to walk barefoot to one them souvenir stands and beg for them to let me use their phone to make a long distance call.
i can't be the first guy to stumble in sunburnt, barefoot and reeking of whiskey and BO to walk in needing to use the phone.
i don't ever remember leaving Thibodaux that night, don't know anyone from Bama. No clue how the hell i got there or what happened to lead up to being barefoot parked by the beach with the sun cooking me. still had my wallet and all my cash.
that was back before cell phones so i had to walk barefoot to one them souvenir stands and beg for them to let me use their phone to make a long distance call.
i can't be the first guy to stumble in sunburnt, barefoot and reeking of whiskey and BO to walk in needing to use the phone.
Posted on 11/15/16 at 9:42 pm to FelicianaTigerfan
In the mid wing fuel bay where the outer wing attaches to the inner wing of a C-130 a/c.
Pretty tight and the fuel smell can get nearly overpowering but it was Saudi Arabia, the war hadn't kicked off yet and I had a slight headache from the previous evenings activities :)
(Edit...Just so there is no confusion the afore-mentioned plane was in depot level maintenance, not in the air, at the time of this alleged nap.
)
We had a Saudi that would win this thread hands down. After clearing another C-130 for a series of x-rays two of the guys in the shop were setting up the film and x-ray tubehead in the cargo bay of the a/c. I had to run back to the shop for more film. While this was going on a Saudi AF dude crossed the safety barrier in a spot that couldn't be seen and snuck into the cabin of the Herc where he proceeded to go to sleep on the fold out crew bed in the front of the a/c. We went on and shot the entire series of x-rays and started wrapping up. At this point the weary-eyed Saudi came crawling out of the cabin into the cargo bay and we like to have shite a brick. After getting an interpreter we found out he had been there whole time we were shooting. Lucky for him we set up a reshoot to measure what he may have gotten in radiation and it was roughly the amount you would get from a bad sunburn.
We got chastised but as we clearly explained to the PTB we had already done our safety walk thru and he had snuck in (over the barrier containg "KEEP OUT RADIATION DANGER" banners written in both English and Arabic, so we were good.
Of course he had to give blood weekly for a couple of months to ensure he was GTG, but hey....play stupid games, win stupid prizes. I'm sure he was a bit more careful the next time Ramadan rolled around.
Pretty tight and the fuel smell can get nearly overpowering but it was Saudi Arabia, the war hadn't kicked off yet and I had a slight headache from the previous evenings activities :)
(Edit...Just so there is no confusion the afore-mentioned plane was in depot level maintenance, not in the air, at the time of this alleged nap.
) We had a Saudi that would win this thread hands down. After clearing another C-130 for a series of x-rays two of the guys in the shop were setting up the film and x-ray tubehead in the cargo bay of the a/c. I had to run back to the shop for more film. While this was going on a Saudi AF dude crossed the safety barrier in a spot that couldn't be seen and snuck into the cabin of the Herc where he proceeded to go to sleep on the fold out crew bed in the front of the a/c. We went on and shot the entire series of x-rays and started wrapping up. At this point the weary-eyed Saudi came crawling out of the cabin into the cargo bay and we like to have shite a brick. After getting an interpreter we found out he had been there whole time we were shooting. Lucky for him we set up a reshoot to measure what he may have gotten in radiation and it was roughly the amount you would get from a bad sunburn.
We got chastised but as we clearly explained to the PTB we had already done our safety walk thru and he had snuck in (over the barrier containg "KEEP OUT RADIATION DANGER" banners written in both English and Arabic, so we were good.
Of course he had to give blood weekly for a couple of months to ensure he was GTG, but hey....play stupid games, win stupid prizes. I'm sure he was a bit more careful the next time Ramadan rolled around.
This post was edited on 11/15/16 at 11:06 pm
Posted on 11/15/16 at 9:44 pm to Tarik One
In the Source storeroom where the radioactive level control sources were stored.
Posted on 11/15/16 at 9:45 pm to Nutriaitch
quote:
woke up in Biloxi in the back seat of a convertible Chrysler LeBaron (top down) with Alabama plates. i don't ever remember leaving Thibodaux that night, don't know anyone from Bama. No clue how the hell i got there or what happened to lead up to being barefoot parked by the beach with the sun cooking me. still had my wallet and all my cash. that was back before cell phones so i had to walk barefoot to one them souvenir stands and beg for them to let me use their phone to make a long distance call. i can't be the first guy to stumble in sunburnt, barefoot and reeking of whiskey and BO to walk in needing to use the phone.
not sure if I believe that one
how did you get back?
Posted on 11/15/16 at 9:50 pm to Tarik One
Bushes in someone's yard next to my truck after a bit too late a bar night.
Dentist parking lot in back of truck w wife and dog after a trip to the ER in Highlands, NC, due to a clogging-related accident. We didn't think the state park would stay open for us that late so we went to the bar.
Under the Ramada pier in Ft Walton
Middle of various beaches.
Snowy creekbank after an incident in the Bitterroot Mtns.
After " Seafood Fest" in rural NC, in a closet of a doublewide, because a fat girl in the room was sawing logs.
Anonymous bathtubs here and there.
I'm trying to recall details of some weird hippie place w a bunch of hippie-chicks living in it that I woke up in around E. State St (BE).
Similarly, Mardi Gras 93ish on Magazine St in New Orleans, slept in a garage or storage area of some sort with a bunch of weirdos in sleeping bags. The rooftop party was even weirder.
Eta: I had an all-nighter near downtown Atlanta and couldn't drive home so I walked to my office and slept in the unfinished storeroom. I woke up to use the bathroom and walked out in the hallway just as an older female colleague walked by. It was about 6am. I am fairly certain I was scratching my nads.
Dentist parking lot in back of truck w wife and dog after a trip to the ER in Highlands, NC, due to a clogging-related accident. We didn't think the state park would stay open for us that late so we went to the bar.
Under the Ramada pier in Ft Walton
Middle of various beaches.
Snowy creekbank after an incident in the Bitterroot Mtns.
After " Seafood Fest" in rural NC, in a closet of a doublewide, because a fat girl in the room was sawing logs.
Anonymous bathtubs here and there.
I'm trying to recall details of some weird hippie place w a bunch of hippie-chicks living in it that I woke up in around E. State St (BE).
Similarly, Mardi Gras 93ish on Magazine St in New Orleans, slept in a garage or storage area of some sort with a bunch of weirdos in sleeping bags. The rooftop party was even weirder.
Eta: I had an all-nighter near downtown Atlanta and couldn't drive home so I walked to my office and slept in the unfinished storeroom. I woke up to use the bathroom and walked out in the hallway just as an older female colleague walked by. It was about 6am. I am fairly certain I was scratching my nads.
This post was edited on 11/15/16 at 10:10 pm
Posted on 11/15/16 at 9:50 pm to Tarik One
Antarctica
Posted on 11/15/16 at 9:58 pm to LSURussian
quote:prove it
Antarctica
Posted on 11/15/16 at 10:10 pm to Tarik One
I passed out after drinking a bunch of everclear at Cedar Lodge off of corporate. I woke up in the pool on a raft with someone's dog sleeping on me.
Posted on 11/15/16 at 10:23 pm to OWLFAN86
Random family's condo porch hammock during bachelor party. Went to wrong condo after bars and woke up to family nervously peering out of their sliding glass door at me.
Posted on 11/15/16 at 10:25 pm to DoUrden
quote:
DoUrden
I was in the military, one of us will win this thread.
So your submission is up your own arse
Posted on 11/15/16 at 10:29 pm to OWLFAN86
Posted on 11/15/16 at 10:30 pm to Tarik One
super saints fouton
Posted on 11/15/16 at 10:33 pm to Breesus
Passed out in a raft floating down the Guadalupe River for several hours. Got my junk played with by a cougar while asleep.
Posted on 11/15/16 at 10:41 pm to Tarik One
I woke up naked under my bed one morning
Posted on 11/15/16 at 10:44 pm to Lester Earl
quote:lol I'm sure for a couple posters this could be their answer... that fouton got retired
super saints fouton
But real I don't remember if you have really ever been to my apt or saw my fouton. I know you never slept on it
Posted on 11/15/16 at 10:47 pm to Tarik One
Doormat in front of a room at a Panama City Beach hotel.
Right room number, wrong hotel.
Right room number, wrong hotel.
Posted on 11/15/16 at 10:49 pm to SuperSaint
Arctic circle sober.
Many strange places when drunk.
Many strange places when drunk.
Posted on 11/15/16 at 11:07 pm to Tarik One
Martello Castle in Lake Borgne
Posted on 11/15/16 at 11:09 pm to Tarik One
Chicken coop at the base of the tallest volcano in Nicaragua.
Goddamn chicken coop.
Goddamn chicken coop.
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