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Posted on 6/17/24 at 8:16 pm to Jim Rockford
I ran head on into a metal fence pole when I was in 4th grade. I swear it changed my vision because my vision has sucked ever since.
Posted on 6/17/24 at 8:20 pm to Jim Rockford
Stitches in the chin from a 24" pipe wrench.
Asphalt in a forearm from laying a bike down...
Stitches in upper lip from a steering wheel...very cute and gifted ER doc took care of me...twice.
Asphalt in a forearm from laying a bike down...
Stitches in upper lip from a steering wheel...very cute and gifted ER doc took care of me...twice.
Posted on 6/17/24 at 8:20 pm to Eightballjacket
several.
using loping shears to cut wrist sized pines about 20yrs ago. sprained A-C joint.
starting a gas powered blower. 2018. rotator cuff.
just last night. stretching for a wristy backhand in pickleball. something in my thumb. tendon? ligament? now the thumb "pad" is purple.
using loping shears to cut wrist sized pines about 20yrs ago. sprained A-C joint.
starting a gas powered blower. 2018. rotator cuff.
just last night. stretching for a wristy backhand in pickleball. something in my thumb. tendon? ligament? now the thumb "pad" is purple.
Posted on 6/17/24 at 8:45 pm to Jim Rockford
quote:
Most freak injury you've had
When I was a kid, we had a basketball goal at was mounted on a wooden pole. The ball got stuck, so I shimmied up the pole to get it unstuck. When I slid down the pole, a splinter about as big as a pencil stuck all the way through my thigh.
Needless to say, I spent the afternoon in the hospital getting it cut out!
Posted on 6/17/24 at 8:46 pm to Jim Rockford
Tore a meniscus walking.
That’s right. Walking.
Walking.
fricking walking.
That’s right. Walking.
Walking.
fricking walking.
Posted on 6/17/24 at 8:47 pm to Jim Rockford
I couldn’t have been more than 3 or 4 years old, I thought it would be cool if I wore my little jeans without any underwear. I proceeded to zip my little wiener up in the zipper. I screamed and hollered and mom and my older sister came to the rescue. Probably scared me more than it hurt.
It’s odd I can’t remember crap from yesterday but I remember that…haha.
It’s odd I can’t remember crap from yesterday but I remember that…haha.
Posted on 6/17/24 at 8:53 pm to Pax Regis
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Tore a meniscus walking.
That’s right. Walking.
Walking.
fricking walking.
sounds like an old man injury. I have had 2 in the last few years.
1) I wrenched my back by stretching a rake one handed under a bush to catch a few leaves. I could barely hobble back into the house
2) I got a shoulder impingement from reaching above my head and torqing down hard on a screw into drive it into sheet metal. Happened 3 months ago and it still hurts.
Last one was a young kid injury. Fell backward climbing a mimosa tree and landed on my head. Bad neck sprain was all it did, though.
Posted on 6/17/24 at 9:11 pm to Jim Rockford
Jump off a coach in my Moms sewing room. Pain like hell in my heel, bounced around on one leg for a minute and the pain went away. No bleeding , no sign of a wound. A few days later I started getting an ache in the heel of that foot so I started exploratory surgery by cutting away the 1/4” of callous on my heel and found a spot I could push on and cause more serious hurt. More digging, some needle nose and out comes an inch long sewing needle point first. Mom was tripping out when she saw the hole I had dug in my foot
Posted on 6/17/24 at 9:23 pm to Jim Rockford
High ankle sprain and Lisfranc fracture stepping backwards off an inflatable at my son’s 6th bday party. Got the breath knocked out of me for the full effect.
Posted on 6/17/24 at 9:25 pm to Jim Rockford
Backyard football. I intercepted a pass and ran it back for a TD. Spiked the ball. Ball goes under my feet. I step on the ball and break my ankle.
Posted on 6/17/24 at 9:29 pm to Jim Rockford
While fetching some bagged veggies from the Pizza Hut walk-in cooler, I accidentally stuck my index finger into the cooling fan blade.
Posted on 6/17/24 at 9:30 pm to Jim Rockford
Entered an amateur bullfighting contest in Mexico and got gored in the arse. Not fun!
Posted on 6/17/24 at 9:40 pm to Jim Rockford
The one that probably pissed me off the most happened at an emergency veterinary clinic. It was Summer and I had on shorts and flip flops. I had gone with my sister to take her dachshund for a back injury. We were in the exam room when I had to go out and take a leak. I had to turn right out of the bathroom to get back to the exam room. Their big, immovable, all metal platform scale was on the wall beside the bathroom. I came out of the door at a brisk pace because the doc was back in the exam room, hung the hard right, and absolutely destroyed my pinky toe on the corner of the scale. I let out an involuntary yelp and said "shite!" only half under my breath. I continued on to the exam room, limping. I got in there and sat down, trying to pay attention. The doc asked if I was alright, and I just kind of shook my head yes. She said, "Well, your toe isn't."
I looked down and it was bleeding, and wasn't really pointed the right direction. It wasn't terribly out of line, but noticable. That was the only time in my life that I have been treated by a veterinarian. She cleaned my toe and then straightened it back. It hurt like a motherfricker. I did okay with it, but my sister almost passed out and had to leave the room. The doc bandaged it up, and I spent the rest of the consultation hearing nothing and only paying attention to the throbbing of my toe.
The pup had back surgery and is still going strong today. I limped for about a week, but never went to a doctor. Only a small scar to show now.
I looked down and it was bleeding, and wasn't really pointed the right direction. It wasn't terribly out of line, but noticable. That was the only time in my life that I have been treated by a veterinarian. She cleaned my toe and then straightened it back. It hurt like a motherfricker. I did okay with it, but my sister almost passed out and had to leave the room. The doc bandaged it up, and I spent the rest of the consultation hearing nothing and only paying attention to the throbbing of my toe.
The pup had back surgery and is still going strong today. I limped for about a week, but never went to a doctor. Only a small scar to show now.
Posted on 6/17/24 at 9:45 pm to AuBeerStud
I am left handed and I lost my left elbow in a car accident.
Posted on 6/17/24 at 9:52 pm to Jim Rockford
I am not a pussy like everyone
Posted on 6/17/24 at 10:01 pm to Jim Rockford
I had a jumping jack firecracker fall into my jacket. My mom bandaged me up, the next day she looks at it and says "I probably should have taken you to the hospital, I think some areas might be 3rd degree... oh well" I still have a scar on my back from it.
Posted on 6/17/24 at 10:01 pm to BottomlandBrew
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Spiked the ball. Ball goes under my feet. I step on the ball and break my ankle.
God dang, spaz
Posted on 6/17/24 at 10:02 pm to Jim Rockford
Stubbed my pinkie toe perfectly on a 15 pound chair, did a 90.
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