Most awkward place you’ve ever sharted?

Your mom's face when we rolled while doing the 69

My ex girlfriend’s chest. She wanted it.

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Only about 10 years old

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So about 2 years ago?

In the middle of class at LSU

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Petey pablo concert. Took it off and spun it around my head like a helicopter.

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post of the day!!

I have been lucky so far. I did drop a load in my pants the Sunday before Mardi Gras but I was feet away from my GF's apartment. Another time it was within seconds of sitting on the toilet at work. I did splash the back wall of the stall though. I would have had to take the walk of shame to leave work, passing all kinds of offices and people. I still thank God every time I think of that event.

First time at Wrigley. Left boxers in stall.

I’ve never fully started. Very close on a couple occasions, though. Fortunately it happened to be nighttime both times. The first time I felt the crawfish peeking out of the hole so I pulled down the Siegen off ramp and pulled on the right shoulder and ran behind that little wall they have. Wiped my arse with my T-shirt and left it. Other time I was going over the Sunshine Bridge and felt my bowels drop... came off the bridge and was stuck at the red light. I was literally on my tip toes squeezing my butt cheeks together to keep it in. Finally pulled over next to Sonic and went behind the wall next to their dumpster. Wiped with some old Cajun’s Fried Chicken napkins and rolled out like a boss.

On the way from Chicago to Green Bay, just north of Milwaukee last year for LSU game. Had been drinking all day at Wrigley. Found a gas station in the middle of nowhere, wasn't even like a regular interstate exit gas station. By the grace of God the bathroom there was the most immaculately clean gas station bathroom I'd ever seen. I finished what I accidently started then threw boxers away and changed.