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re: Most awkward place you’ve ever sharted?

Posted on 12/15/17 at 9:06 pm to
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74911 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 9:06 pm to
Girls house, sitting on her bed when she left room. I tried to play it off, I didn't
Posted by MadDoggyStyle
Member since Feb 2012
3857 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 9:16 pm to
3rd grade. Bradley Beach, NJ. Mom had to come check me out of school. Never, and I mean never trust a fart.
Posted by Perfect Circle
S W Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
7951 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 9:18 pm to
Wal-Mart parking lot in Semmes, Alabama. Urge was sudden and relentless. Found a port-o-potty at a construction site a mile down the road. Left my tighty whiteys in there.
Posted by NickyT
Patty's Pub
Member since Jan 2007
8849 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 10:25 pm to
fat harrys with no door for the toilet
Posted by Big Sway
Member since Nov 2009
5133 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 10:38 pm to
The down stroke on my Schwin.
Posted by Python
Member since May 2008
6686 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 10:38 pm to
What's the matter with you people?
Posted by DonChowder
Sonoma County
Member since Dec 2012
9249 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 10:49 pm to
Drilling rig and Buffalo wild wings
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 11:01 pm to
7th grade, explosive direahha. It could not be held back.
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 11:05 pm to
quote:

Totally shat myself in Shreveport on the corner of Teche way and Ardis Taylor rd. I was about 10. I was lost in the neighborhood. People in cars were pointing.


Posted by LakeViewLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2009
17730 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 11:10 pm to
Nobody will believe me, but I sharted on Gal Gadot's face, in a storage room, at the Aloft hotel in Toronto.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
31215 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 11:14 pm to
quote:

dinner with a dime in DC with her two homosexual friends.. went so hard it left a spot in my kakkis


I bet your trip to the bathroom, 15 minutes prior, with the two friends is the cause of said shart.
Posted by jflsufan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
5260 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 11:22 pm to
I was in a bar and the urge came on quickly. Made it into the bathroom to find that the lock on the door was broken and when opened the chicks standing in line could see you sitting on the toilet. Grabbed some toilet paper and took a dump behind a dumpster in the back.
Posted by starsandstripes
Georgia
Member since Nov 2017
11897 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 11:44 pm to
Church
Posted by starsandstripes
Georgia
Member since Nov 2017
11897 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 11:45 pm to
Also, in Iraq we got some dirty cooks and after chow I got some sort of infection because they didn't clean the cook stuff or themselves or something. Shitting myself for weeks.
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
35576 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 11:47 pm to
Pat O’s piano bar bathroom. That was an uncomfortable long arse walk back to the Sheraton.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106128 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 11:57 pm to
Since my office chair sharting thread got whacked, I will be curious to see what happens to this one.
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