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re: Monks in the French Quarter

Posted on 12/29/25 at 12:34 pm to
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
70804 posts
Posted on 12/29/25 at 12:34 pm to
If they want some money from me, then they better teach me the ways of some muhfrickin Shaolin kung fu.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
89053 posts
Posted on 12/29/25 at 12:35 pm to
quote:

If they want some money from me, then they better teach me the ways of some muhfrickin Shaolin kung fu.


later, grasshopper
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
15739 posts
Posted on 12/29/25 at 1:31 pm to
quote:

Test their martial arts skills to see if they are real.

I tried in Vegas. Too many people started holding up their phones.

I chose not to finish him, graciously bowed, reholstered my cock, put on my sunglasses, and casually walked away.
Posted by razor55red
Member since Sep 2017
439 posts
Posted on 12/29/25 at 1:32 pm to
Real Buddhist monks aren't allowed to touch money. Tell them to frick off.
Posted by RedFoxx
New Orleans, LA
Member since Jan 2009
6622 posts
Posted on 12/29/25 at 1:44 pm to
“I’m trying to look at the yacht”
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
23188 posts
Posted on 12/29/25 at 1:50 pm to
quote:

Are they Shaou Lin monks?

They’re Fitti Sint Fo Da Bus monks.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
1x tRant Poster of the Millennium
Member since Jan 2014
31467 posts
Posted on 12/29/25 at 1:50 pm to
quote:

“I know where you got your shoes from” folks.


*"dem shoos"

No "from."
This post was edited on 12/29/25 at 1:53 pm
Posted by WheyCheddar
Member since Aug 2024
1218 posts
Posted on 12/29/25 at 2:11 pm to
I saw one drinking a margarita at Trader Vic’s. His hair, um, shaved head was perfect.
Posted by NytroBud
LaFayette
Member since Jun 2009
5761 posts
Posted on 12/29/25 at 2:17 pm to
quote:

The ones in NYC were "building a temple"




They were scamming to build it in 2017 when I was there. One of them got me in Central park while I was filming an albino squirrel. I though it was my wife grabbing my arm at first until he snapped his little bracelet on my arm, asked me to sign his book and for a $20.00 donation to build their temple...I gave him $5.00 and told him to hit the bricks. My wife was laughing at me the entire time. We went over to the bridge and about 30 of them were sitting their smoking cigs
This post was edited on 12/29/25 at 2:25 pm
Posted by lsuwins3
Member since Nov 2008
1880 posts
Posted on 12/29/25 at 2:32 pm to
Somebody grabs my wrist they are getting a punch in the face.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
107289 posts
Posted on 12/29/25 at 2:35 pm to
Tell them you will give them money once they can snatch the pebble form your hand.

Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
40459 posts
Posted on 12/29/25 at 2:37 pm to
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
107289 posts
Posted on 12/29/25 at 2:42 pm to
THIS is how you handle these folks.

Posted by Furious
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2023
1297 posts
Posted on 12/29/25 at 2:43 pm to
It isn’t where you got your shoes from. It is “where you got your shoes at”
Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
8637 posts
Posted on 12/29/25 at 2:48 pm to
quote:

It's a scam. They're not really monks


They’re Mypsy’s.
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
30753 posts
Posted on 12/29/25 at 2:52 pm to
Dealt with them. In. DC

The worst part. Is while looking at their donation book, they had $100+. Donations from. Other Asians.

Buddy said there easily over 2k of donations from the day, nearly all from other Asians.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
69159 posts
Posted on 12/29/25 at 2:58 pm to
I don't get hassled by the general frauds in the quarter for some reason. I do try and look at them like I'll rip their heads off if they speak to me, but that is probably pretty common in their world.
Posted by Hetfield
Dallas
Member since Jun 2013
9261 posts
Posted on 12/29/25 at 3:00 pm to
Are the idiots that walk up to you & say "I am giving you a citation for having too much fun" by the way for $10 you get a colorful hat like this if you contribute to our scam charity" still in the Quarter? I hated those people when I lived there.
Posted by RibsandWhiskey
Metry
Member since Aug 2011
800 posts
Posted on 12/29/25 at 3:03 pm to
quote:

Is no one working legit jobs anymore?


There's plenty money to make in the monk trade.
Posted by TygerLyfe
Member since May 2023
3090 posts
Posted on 12/29/25 at 3:38 pm to
quote:

no one working legit jobs anymore?


Not when there's fake day care centers available
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