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re: Mom gets ruler tattooed on arm to measure penis sizes – leaving daughter horrified
Posted on 2/3/22 at 2:15 pm to DemonKA3268
Posted on 2/3/22 at 2:15 pm to DemonKA3268
What is this, a dick measuring contest? Oh wait!
Posted on 2/3/22 at 2:50 pm to LegendInMyMind
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He ain't building rockets.
If someone builds shite for a living and he isn't smart enough to keep a ruler around, I don't want his half arse, "I use my arm tattoo for 'good enough' measurements", than I don't want anything that he builds.
Posted on 2/3/22 at 3:30 pm to DemonKA3268
I believe that's a 15" Buddy board. I see no personal best marks as to who has/had the biggest.
Posted on 2/3/22 at 3:32 pm to Ace Midnight
Never seen Messcan carpenters in action baw?
Posted on 2/3/22 at 3:58 pm to DemonKA3268
Posted on 2/3/22 at 5:19 pm to DemonKA3268
i would, as long as she also comes with a bottle of penicillin
Posted on 2/3/22 at 5:40 pm to DemonKA3268
Chicks like this are comical.
First off, if a woman needs a dude to be 9+ inches, that’s sad. A cervix is only like 4 inches deep. So all that is doing is bottoming out the chick.
And I’m not sure what type dude she is dealing with regularly but if she came at me with a tattoo to measure weiner, i would say nah, it’s cool then. Have a good one.
First off, if a woman needs a dude to be 9+ inches, that’s sad. A cervix is only like 4 inches deep. So all that is doing is bottoming out the chick.
And I’m not sure what type dude she is dealing with regularly but if she came at me with a tattoo to measure weiner, i would say nah, it’s cool then. Have a good one.
Posted on 2/3/22 at 5:44 pm to Fat and Happy
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First off, if a woman needs a dude to be 9+ inches, that’s sad. A cervix is only like 4 inches deep. So all that is doing is bottoming out the chick. And I’m not sure what type dude she is dealing with regularly but if she came at me with a tattoo to measure weiner, i would say nah, it’s cool then. Have a good one.
Posted on 2/3/22 at 6:06 pm to DemonKA3268
Has anyone else pointed out that in one pic it’s on her left arm and another her right?
So it’s probably fake
So it’s probably fake
This post was edited on 2/3/22 at 6:13 pm
Posted on 2/3/22 at 6:27 pm to DemonKA3268
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There is no right or wrong size, no better or worse, it’s all about enjoying the experience with somebody that you feel comfortable with.”
Yeah rt
Posted on 2/3/22 at 6:36 pm to DemonKA3268
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I love that I can now know the exact measurements of what I enjoy so much.
Big deal. Baws here do this.
This post was edited on 2/3/22 at 6:38 pm
Posted on 2/3/22 at 6:40 pm to Tiger1242
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Has anyone else pointed out that in one pic it’s on her left arm and another her right?
Yeah, I saw that too. Could be an inverted picture
Posted on 2/3/22 at 6:47 pm to DemonKA3268
Better bring a big one because she has the meats. Arby’s Roast Beef
Posted on 2/3/22 at 7:01 pm to Shexter
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She's shopping for BIG.
I bet she watches the British Broadcasting Company.
Posted on 2/3/22 at 8:20 pm to DemonKA3268
Not ashamed to say I would tit frick her tho.
Posted on 2/3/22 at 10:08 pm to A Menace to Sobriety
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Not ashamed to say I would tit frick her tho.

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