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re: Mom gets ruler tattooed on arm to measure penis sizes – leaving daughter horrified

Posted on 2/3/22 at 2:15 pm to
Posted by Pitt Road
Mid-Florida
Member since Aug 2017
1200 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 2:15 pm to
What is this, a dick measuring contest? Oh wait!
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
95669 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 2:50 pm to
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He ain't building rockets.


If someone builds shite for a living and he isn't smart enough to keep a ruler around, I don't want his half arse, "I use my arm tattoo for 'good enough' measurements", than I don't want anything that he builds.
Posted by VernonPLSUfan
Leesville, La.
Member since Sep 2007
17816 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 3:30 pm to
I believe that's a 15" Buddy board. I see no personal best marks as to who has/had the biggest.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92340 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 3:32 pm to
Never seen Messcan carpenters in action baw?
Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
Member since Feb 2019
6825 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 3:58 pm to
quote:

Bodybuilder Tracy Kiss claims she fights off coronavirus with sperm smoothies


LINK
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76337 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 3:59 pm to
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Lift every voice and sing
Member since Oct 2011
41221 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 4:17 pm to
Would let her measure
Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
27939 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 5:19 pm to
i would, as long as she also comes with a bottle of penicillin
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19979 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 5:40 pm to
Chicks like this are comical.

First off, if a woman needs a dude to be 9+ inches, that’s sad. A cervix is only like 4 inches deep. So all that is doing is bottoming out the chick.

And I’m not sure what type dude she is dealing with regularly but if she came at me with a tattoo to measure weiner, i would say nah, it’s cool then. Have a good one.
Posted by Philzilla2k
Member since Oct 2017
12758 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 5:44 pm to
quote:

First off, if a woman needs a dude to be 9+ inches, that’s sad. A cervix is only like 4 inches deep. So all that is doing is bottoming out the chick. And I’m not sure what type dude she is dealing with regularly but if she came at me with a tattoo to measure weiner, i would say nah, it’s cool then. Have a good one.

Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
33200 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 6:06 pm to
Has anyone else pointed out that in one pic it’s on her left arm and another her right?

So it’s probably fake
This post was edited on 2/3/22 at 6:13 pm
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
89831 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 6:27 pm to
quote:

There is no right or wrong size, no better or worse, it’s all about enjoying the experience with somebody that you feel comfortable with.”


Yeah rt
Posted by Motorboat
At the camp
Member since Oct 2007
24177 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 6:36 pm to
quote:

I love that I can now know the exact measurements of what I enjoy so much.


Big deal. Baws here do this.

This post was edited on 2/3/22 at 6:38 pm
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 6:40 pm to
quote:

Has anyone else pointed out that in one pic it’s on her left arm and another her right?


Yeah, I saw that too. Could be an inverted picture
Posted by pcolatiger28
Pensacola, Fl
Member since Apr 2009
1284 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 6:47 pm to
Better bring a big one because she has the meats. Arby’s Roast Beef
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
44444 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 7:00 pm to
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
63430 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 7:01 pm to
quote:

She's shopping for BIG.


I bet she watches the British Broadcasting Company.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
56001 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 7:41 pm to
Hotdog in a hallway. Gif
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
32548 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 8:20 pm to
Not ashamed to say I would tit frick her tho.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 10:08 pm to
quote:

Not ashamed to say I would tit frick her tho.


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