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re: Mom gets ruler tattooed on arm to measure penis sizes – leaving daughter horrified

Posted on 2/3/22 at 12:52 pm to
Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
6442 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 12:52 pm to
quote:

To boldly go where no whore has gone before.


She's making a strong play for the Whore Hall of Fame.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 12:55 pm to
quote:

She should have gotten in on her throat

quote:

FIFY




Thanks for the edit
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
30090 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 12:58 pm to
Is she going to get more tattoos marking her personal best?
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65881 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 1:02 pm to
she got any videos? Asking for a friend.
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
15742 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 1:06 pm to
God bless sluts. I sure do love them.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53911 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 1:08 pm to
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On skin that stretches? Over muscle and vascular tissue that changes with hydration levels, inflammation, muscle tone, time, time of day?

He ain't building rockets.
Posted by WWII Collector
Member since Oct 2018
6991 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 1:08 pm to
Yes.. definitely would...
Posted by 3Son
1st Son in present times
Member since Jan 2017
2258 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 1:10 pm to
Is her other arm metric? ex: 7in = 17.78cm
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
12409 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 1:10 pm to
I thought important information was tattooed inside the thoroughbred whores’s mouths, which would be appropriate here.
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
19207 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 1:13 pm to
Meh she'd have to have a monster hog to feel anything through all that silicone in her body.

She's just trying to get ahead of the curve.
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
19207 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 1:18 pm to
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one of the best, most practical tattoos I've ever seen is Adam Savage's accurate ruler on his arm. It goes to 16ths and is accurate.

I can guarantee you it isn't accurate.

In the ballpark? Sure. Accurate to a 16th? No fricking way. Too many variables on skin.
Posted by swiper
WilfordBrimleysberg
Member since Dec 2021
202 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 1:24 pm to
Does she really need another indicator she does buttstuff?
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
12485 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 1:29 pm to
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She has the capability to measure up to 14".
She's shopping for BIG.

Nothing is big enough to fill the crippling void in her life.
Posted by Putty
Member since Oct 2003
25486 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 1:31 pm to
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Mom gets ruler tattooed on arm to measure penis sizes


Does measuring start at the fingertip or the fingernail? These questions demand answers.
Posted by IlikeyouBetty
Bossier City, LA
Member since Nov 2010
1251 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 1:32 pm to
She looks emotionally stable
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19194 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 1:32 pm to
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Blows my mind that dicks get that big


This post was edited on 2/3/22 at 1:40 pm
Posted by Seldom Seen
Member since Feb 2016
40066 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 1:43 pm to
quote:

Yes.. definitely would...



not.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19194 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 1:45 pm to
quote:

she got any videos?


I'm sure she has many.
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
37081 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 1:57 pm to
quote:

Does she measure from the balls or the base? This is an important distinction for many guys (not me)


Don't you measure from the taint?
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19194 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 1:59 pm to
quote:

Don't you measure from the taint?


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