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Mom gets ruler tattooed on arm to measure penis sizes – leaving daughter horrified
Posted on 2/3/22 at 11:42 am
Posted on 2/3/22 at 11:42 am
Let the beatings begin 
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Explaining why she got it done, she told the Daily Star: “Just as guys in the past have asked to keep my lingerie, have a naughty selfie or even a piece of my hair, I love that I can now know the exact measurements of what I enjoy so much.
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“As my friends don’t have half as many tattoos as me they see my newly inked manhood measure stick as a little extreme and admit that they’d just ask a guy his size or accept his decision not to answer.
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“The only question is… do I extend my dots from my thumb to my index finger next so that I can discreetly measure girth at the same time?”
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The mum-of-two continued: “Everybody is unique and comes in different shapes and sizes and that individuality is what is so wonderful.
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“There is no right or wrong size, no better or worse, it’s all about enjoying the experience with somebody that you feel comfortable with.”
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Posted on 2/3/22 at 11:44 am to DemonKA3268
Posted on 2/3/22 at 11:44 am to DemonKA3268
She has the capability to measure up to 14".
She's shopping for BIG.
She's shopping for BIG.
Posted on 2/3/22 at 11:44 am to DemonKA3268
Posted on 2/3/22 at 11:44 am to DemonKA3268
I mean...yeah, I probably would.
Posted on 2/3/22 at 11:45 am to DemonKA3268
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leaving daughter horrified
And that is where the daughter draws the line of being horrified??
Posted on 2/3/22 at 11:47 am to DemonKA3268
Wizard sleeve
Posted on 2/3/22 at 11:47 am to DemonKA3268
Yeah I would
Posted on 2/3/22 at 11:47 am to HempHead
Her hand/arm looks like it may have some milky white substance on it.
Posted on 2/3/22 at 11:48 am to DemonKA3268
Posted on 2/3/22 at 11:50 am to Diseasefreeforall
Semen helps tatoos heal faster.
At least that's what I tell the local strippers.
At least that's what I tell the local strippers.
Posted on 2/3/22 at 11:51 am to DemonKA3268
Mine would show some shrinkage here.
Between the tats, nose stud, and her personality, it wouldn’t be flying at full mast despite the otherwise banging body.
Between the tats, nose stud, and her personality, it wouldn’t be flying at full mast despite the otherwise banging body.
Posted on 2/3/22 at 11:51 am to Shexter
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She has the capability to measure up to 14"
BBC all the way….
Posted on 2/3/22 at 11:53 am to DemonKA3268
A dot for every new STD
Posted on 2/3/22 at 11:53 am to fr33manator
Blows my mind that dicks get that big
Posted on 2/3/22 at 11:53 am to DemonKA3268
Does she measure from the balls or the base? This is an important distinction for many guys (not me)
please don't
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do I extend my dots from my thumb to my index finger next so that I can discreetly measure girth at the same time?
please don't
Posted on 2/3/22 at 11:53 am to DemonKA3268
Does she have a list of every std she has tattoo'd anywhere?
Posted on 2/3/22 at 11:55 am to DemonKA3268
Nasty skank.
Posted on 2/3/22 at 11:56 am to Splackavellie
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And that is where the daughter draws the line of being horrified??
That’s what I was thinking
Posted on 2/3/22 at 11:56 am to SohCahToa
Blows my mind how it can go from a scared turtle to a respectable size.
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