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re: Mom gets ruler tattooed on arm to measure penis sizes – leaving daughter horrified
Posted on 2/3/22 at 11:56 am to DemonKA3268
Posted on 2/3/22 at 11:56 am to DemonKA3268
Meh. It doesn't even have quarter or eighths of an inch.
That said, one of the best, most practical tattoos I've ever seen is Adam Savage's accurate ruler on his arm. It goes to 16ths and is accurate. He never has to look for a ruler or tape for alot of the stuff he does. I'd consider getting that tattoo.
That said, one of the best, most practical tattoos I've ever seen is Adam Savage's accurate ruler on his arm. It goes to 16ths and is accurate. He never has to look for a ruler or tape for alot of the stuff he does. I'd consider getting that tattoo.
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Posted on 2/3/22 at 11:56 am to DemonKA3268
I may not fill her full tape measure but I would have to give her a fake name to keep her from always calling me. 
Posted on 2/3/22 at 11:57 am to DemonKA3268
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There is no right or wrong size, no better or worse,
Thank god
Posted on 2/3/22 at 12:00 pm to DemonKA3268
This is next level whore, wow.
Posted on 2/3/22 at 12:01 pm to DarthRebel
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This is next level whore, wow.
She may be the boss level whore that everyone playing the game has been looking for.
Posted on 2/3/22 at 12:06 pm to DemonKA3268
I guess the thought of keeping a ruler nearby at all times escaped her as a possibility.
Posted on 2/3/22 at 12:08 pm to East Coast Band
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I guess the thought of keeping a ruler nearby at all times escaped her as a possibility.
Hell, I have 6 or 7 in my shop and I sometimes struggle to find one. I've started mounting them to benches and tables using their clips. That doesn't mean they stay there, though.
Posted on 2/3/22 at 12:08 pm to DemonKA3268
She is repulsive and disgusting
Posted on 2/3/22 at 12:10 pm to DemonKA3268
I’d definitely stay away from anyone who can fact check me on the spot.
Posted on 2/3/22 at 12:10 pm to DemonKA3268
To boldly go where no whore has gone before.
Posted on 2/3/22 at 12:22 pm to LegendInMyMind
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That said, one of the best, most practical tattoos I've ever seen is Adam Savage's accurate ruler on his arm. It goes to 16ths and is accurate. He never has to look for a ruler or tape for alot of the stuff he does. I'd consider getting that tattoo.
You do realize that was only accurate for like maybe a couple of days right?
Posted on 2/3/22 at 12:28 pm to DemonKA3268
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Mom gets ruler tattooed on arm to measure penis sizes
She should have gotten in on her throat
This post was edited on 2/3/22 at 12:55 pm
Posted on 2/3/22 at 12:29 pm to DemonKA3268
Looks like she needs her tape calibrated with that extra 3/4" of fingernail. Where does she measure from? It would read differently from underneath than from up top
Posted on 2/3/22 at 12:30 pm to DemonKA3268
remember when guys would put stars next to a chicks name to rate her "talent" level?
Posted on 2/3/22 at 12:30 pm to lowhound
Maybe she was just making sure her baw wasn't in the slot
This post was edited on 2/3/22 at 12:32 pm
Posted on 2/3/22 at 12:33 pm to DemonKA3268
Any chick that "needs xx inches" is clearly blown out
Posted on 2/3/22 at 12:35 pm to Wtodd
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She should have gotten in on her throat
FIFY
Posted on 2/3/22 at 12:39 pm to LegendInMyMind
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It goes to 16ths and is accurate.
On skin that stretches? Over muscle and vascular tissue that changes with hydration levels, inflammation, muscle tone, time, time of day?
Laughably bad shite is laughable.
Posted on 2/3/22 at 12:49 pm to HempHead
Hot dog down the hallway, something, something...
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