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Mom accidentally buys her children penis pasta for their dinner

Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:04 pm
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
67917 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:04 pm
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Rebecca Brett, 24, was out shopping at her local market when Ava, three, begged her mum to buy a bag of what she thought was ‘smiley-face’ pasta.


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‘When I saw Ava with the tiny penis in her hand, my heart sank, but I quickly burst into hysterical laughter at my blunder!’






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What kinda pasta is this?
This post was edited on 5/2/18 at 8:08 pm
Posted by terd ferguson
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Member since Aug 2007
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Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:05 pm to
Eat a dick, Ava
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:05 pm to
Kid has tits in its mouth all the time but she didn’t see a problem with that.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
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Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:07 pm to
It's Hooli Signature Pasta.
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
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Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:07 pm to
pretty funny, but I can't say that is all that big a deal.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:07 pm to
That’s a tiny 3 year old.
Posted by Jack Daniel
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Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:08 pm to
Is that baby eating uncooked pasta??
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:09 pm to
This happens once a month now. Too many horny moms
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
67917 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:11 pm to
Secretly, this was suppose to be 'mom's pasta'

Rookie mistake
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:11 pm to
Yum. Lingweenie.
Posted by Bustedsack
Member since Dec 2017
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Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:11 pm to
She literally gave her kid a bag of dicks.
Posted by Ash Williams
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Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:13 pm to
Posted by Lynyrd
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Member since Jun 2010
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Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:14 pm to
quote:

Is that baby eating uncooked pasta??


You never ate raw spaghetti growing up while your Mom was cooking?
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:16 pm to
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When I saw Ava with the tiny penis in her hand


I'm willing to bet this is not the last time mom will utter these words.
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:16 pm to
Why is this news? Idiocracy is happening right in front of us.
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
67917 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:17 pm to
quote:

Why is this news? Idiocracy is happening right in front of us.



Its not really any news but its kinda a funny story, an innocent one at that
This post was edited on 5/2/18 at 8:20 pm
Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
65655 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:22 pm to
quote:

Rebecca Brett, 24, was out shopping at her local market when Ava, three,
Knocked up at age 20 generally means more dumbass to follow at age 24.

Confirmed
Posted by xenythx
Member since Dec 2007
32417 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:23 pm to
By "accidentally" they mean on purpose so that she could post it on Facebook for the attention.
Posted by Pretzel Logic
Louisiana
Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:41 pm to
What random supermarket has noodle dicks on the shelf?
Posted by mt1
LV
Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:42 pm to
Marketed to teachers everywhere.
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