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re: Millenials and their *shuffles deck, draws card* nonalcoholic craft beer

Posted on 6/20/19 at 1:18 pm to
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
77983 posts
Posted on 6/20/19 at 1:18 pm to
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Now, There Is Zero Proof That Alcohol Is What Makes A Great Cocktail
Thats called juice.
Posted by BrohemAlem11
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
13914 posts
Posted on 6/20/19 at 1:20 pm to
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Thats called juice.


These non alcoholic distilled beverage companies keep popping up on my facebook... the comments are 90% people making fun of them for basically being juice and 10% hipsters saying this is EVERYTHING.

I say it's fricking genius... they found a way to mark juice up about 5,000%
Posted by CaptainPanic
18.44311,-64.764021
Member since Sep 2011
25582 posts
Posted on 6/20/19 at 1:21 pm to
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I sell non-psychedelic shrooms in panic lots for the same reasons
Mushrooms aren't addictive, brah
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76146 posts
Posted on 6/20/19 at 1:23 pm to
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I don’t like hangovers and not being in control of my inhibitions.
If you are female, let's parlay.

Pics first, if appropriate I'll assume control of your inhibitions.

You can trust me, I've played doctor several times.

Can't do much about the hangovers.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
77983 posts
Posted on 6/20/19 at 1:26 pm to
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I say it's fricking genius... they found a way to mark juice up about 5,000%
That is genius.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 6/20/19 at 1:28 pm to
Goes to show people will buy anything if they think it's hip
Posted by GingerMerkin
Member since Oct 2012
811 posts
Posted on 6/20/19 at 1:33 pm to
I sometimes play trivia at a bar on Wednesday nights. I’ll have 3 na beers and 3 regular beers. The next day I’ll wake up feeling fine. If I had 6 regular beers I’d be hungover. I’m I doing something wrong here?
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
19886 posts
Posted on 6/20/19 at 1:33 pm to
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Beer doesn’t taste good. You drink it to get drunk


I'd like to know how many people who drink non-alcoholic beer have never had real beer before. I would guess that the percentage of NA beer drinkers who only drink it for the taste and not as a replacement for real beer is pretty damn close to 0.0%
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38565 posts
Posted on 6/20/19 at 1:39 pm to
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Beer doesn’t taste good. You drink it to get drunk.
It's difficult for me to get drunk off beer. I mostly drink it for the taste. That said, I'm not a fan of near beer because they usually taste off to me.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 6/20/19 at 1:44 pm to
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Old people using memes wrong


Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 6/20/19 at 1:45 pm to
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Beer doesn’t taste good. You drink it to get drunk.


This statement only applies if you drink shitty beer.
Posted by MLCLyons
Member since Nov 2012
4790 posts
Posted on 6/20/19 at 1:46 pm to
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Well this makes me ashamed of my fellow millennials.


The only mention of millennials in the article is that a survey shows that 22% of them are drinking less. Non-alcoholic beers have been around a long time. I read a book from the 1940's that mentioned "near beers".
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
21808 posts
Posted on 6/20/19 at 1:49 pm to
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honestly...is it harming you in any way if someone wants to buy or drink nonalcoholic beer?


You see how bad Socialist frick up when they're drunk, now imagine them sober.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
61507 posts
Posted on 6/20/19 at 1:56 pm to
High life tastes better than every bull shite craft beer I’ve ever had

If you want to drink for taste, get some lemonade
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 6/20/19 at 1:59 pm to
I like high Life.

If you're just drinking to get drunk, beer is inefficient anyways.
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
87978 posts
Posted on 6/20/19 at 2:10 pm to
PSA - don't put creatine in one of these. It looked like the school experiment with vinegar and baking soda.
Posted by Celery
Nuevo York
Member since Nov 2010
11742 posts
Posted on 6/20/19 at 3:14 pm to
Bout time they made some decent non-alcoholic beer. I been having to drink shitty O’Douls water for too long.
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 6/20/19 at 3:35 pm to
What is wrong with not having pain in life?
Posted by TigerintheNO
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2004
45408 posts
Posted on 6/20/19 at 3:42 pm to
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
14205 posts
Posted on 6/20/19 at 3:51 pm to
Seems like alcohol is a necessary taste component of beer. Without alcohol, what would it taste like and how is it considered beer?
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