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Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is due to report to prison Tuesday

Posted on 1/15/19 at 9:48 am
Posted by Bocephus229
Valdosta
Member since Nov 2018
291 posts
Posted on 1/15/19 at 9:48 am

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is due to report to prison Tuesday to begin his eight-month sentence for tax evasion.

The “Jersey Shore” star posted his mailing address at the Federal Correction Institute in Otisville, New York, across his social media accounts, encouraging fans and loved ones to write him letters.

Sorrentino, 36, also posted two personal snapshots Monday, completing the captions with the hashtag.

For family , friends & fans
Mailing Address for letters only:

Michael Sorrentino#66910-050
Otisville FCI
Federal Correctional Institution
Satellite Camp
PO Box 1000
Otisville, NY 10963

Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75121 posts
Posted on 1/15/19 at 9:49 am to
He’s only 36? Seems older than that
Posted by SDTiger15
lost in Cali
Member since Jan 2005
11372 posts
Posted on 1/15/19 at 9:50 am to
That dude is going to get arse raped
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 1/15/19 at 9:51 am to
quote:

He’s only 36? Seems older than that



His skin is 66.

He's a walking melanoma commercial.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
13872 posts
Posted on 1/15/19 at 9:52 am to
Posted by Howyouluhdat
On Fleek St
Member since Jan 2015
7314 posts
Posted on 1/15/19 at 9:55 am to
quote:

That dude is going to get arse raped




Stop believing everything you see on tv
This post was edited on 1/15/19 at 9:55 am
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13253 posts
Posted on 1/15/19 at 9:56 am to
quote:

That dude is going to get arse raped

Gym

Tan

Lube-free sodomy
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
33436 posts
Posted on 1/15/19 at 9:57 am to
quote:

That dude is going to get arse raped


Yes. His arse is going to be right in the middle of a few "situations" the next few months.
Posted by LoyalTiger
Member since Feb 2007
1491 posts
Posted on 1/15/19 at 9:57 am to
quote:

He's a walking melanoma commercial


Melanoma from spray tan???
Posted by Big L
Houston
Member since Sep 2005
5406 posts
Posted on 1/15/19 at 9:58 am to
Satellite camp...sounds like minimal security with nonviolent criminals. Read a good article not to long ago about that kid who hacked the Astros while working for the Cardinals...he was in one of those places.
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
78856 posts
Posted on 1/15/19 at 9:59 am to
Did he get married already?
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
38719 posts
Posted on 1/15/19 at 10:01 am to
When he sobered up for the last family vacation series he seemed to have a lot better grasp on life and love. I think this 8 month stretch might just straighten him out.

He gets a lot of shite, but you can't help but like the guy.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123867 posts
Posted on 1/15/19 at 10:04 am to
He is about to have a “situation” with his butt hole
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted by Shepherd
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2942 posts
Posted on 1/15/19 at 10:08 am to
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 1/15/19 at 10:08 am to
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Melanoma from spray tan???



Bro they do both. Double dip the tan.

Do you even GTL?

He literally owned a tanning salon with real tanning beds.

Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 1/15/19 at 10:10 am to
quote:

He gets a lot of shite, but you can't help but like the guy.





I certainly do not like the guy.
Posted by coolpapaboze
Parts Unknown
Member since Dec 2006
15770 posts
Posted on 1/15/19 at 10:11 am to
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That dude is going to get arse raped

He's going to have a situation in his pants.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98111 posts
Posted on 1/15/19 at 10:11 am to
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That dude is going to get arse raped


"satellite camp" is the minimum security annex to a federal prison. He won't be out hitting the clubs, but as long as he doesn't do something stupid and get a disciplinary infraction where he gets sent to real prison, he'll be fine. The class of people he associates with inside will be quite a bit higher than the one he associates with on the street.
Posted by AA77
Member since Jan 2016
3796 posts
Posted on 1/15/19 at 10:12 am to
Hard to believe he didn’t pay his taxes.
This post was edited on 1/15/19 at 10:59 am
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