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re: Men that don't wash hands

Posted on 5/7/18 at 11:11 am to
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
128950 posts
Posted on 5/7/18 at 11:11 am to
Still very much a nurse. Just paid $200 to renew my nursing license.

Not all nurses work at the bedside you know.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32706 posts
Posted on 5/7/18 at 11:14 am to
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Still very much a nurse. Just paid $200 to renew my nursing license.

Nurse in name only.
quote:


Not all nurses work at the bedside you know.

I guess... So you're a nurse like Dr. Pepper is a doctor.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
128950 posts
Posted on 5/7/18 at 11:15 am to
Thanks. I work M-F 8 to 4:30. I’m salaried so can flex that around when needed. Which has been awesome with all the doctors appointments for either myself or my dad.

Sometimes I do have to carry our department cell phone when I’m not at work in case hospital staff have infection control issues after hours.
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 5/7/18 at 11:15 am to
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except that about 45% of public men's rooms have manual faucets and those fricking xcellerator hand drier things.




You're exaggerating, it's 44%.
Posted by SaturdayTraditions
Down Seven Bridges Rd
Member since Sep 2015
3284 posts
Posted on 5/7/18 at 11:15 am to
Unlike Ole Miss fans, our parents taught us to not piss on our hands.
Posted by BillBrosky
Your wife's back door
Member since Mar 2012
2727 posts
Posted on 5/7/18 at 11:16 am to
quote:

Still very much a nurse. Just paid $200 to renew my nursing license. Not all nurses work at the bedside you know.


Let some of these posters have a bout with MRSA and they'll have a new found appreciation of hand washing hygiene.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
128950 posts
Posted on 5/7/18 at 11:20 am to
I was hired for this job because of my nursing experience, especially my pediatric experience. You need a nursing background for this position. I still use my years of experience for this role on a daily basis.
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
35346 posts
Posted on 5/7/18 at 11:31 am to
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hat is why you turn on faucet, get soap and wash hands. Grab paper towel to turn faucet off. Grab paper towel to dry hands. Grab paper towel to touch handle off door when exiting.



God damn, all that to solve a problem I don’t have? frick the trees, right?

Plus those microbes have landed on that paper towel holder
Posted by JayDeerTay84
Texas
Member since May 2013
9847 posts
Posted on 5/7/18 at 11:53 am to
I have hand sanitizer in my bag. That’s what I use.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 5/7/18 at 12:02 pm to
I wash my hands in the shower in the morning. That is all.

I know I've had dirtier things on my hands than my dick, so what does it matter? I'm not trying to flush the damn urinal or toilet with my hands. That's what feet and elbows are for
Posted by meansonny
ATL
Member since Sep 2012
25568 posts
Posted on 5/8/18 at 8:12 am to
Everyone should wash their hands regularly.

But I'm pretty sure that most guys know how to piss "hands-free".

When I wash my hands in my home bathroom, it is because I haven't washed my hands in a while. I pretty much can handle the urinating part without necessitating a wash.
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
14840 posts
Posted on 5/8/18 at 8:16 am to
not nearly as bad as men that wash their hands and then grab the door handle on the way out.


I don't touch anything (cept my dick) with my bare hands in a public restroom.
Posted by lake chuck fan
westlake
Member since Aug 2011
9126 posts
Posted on 5/8/18 at 8:22 am to
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What is it with guys that take a leak at the urinal and then just walk out? It seems pretty disgusting to me but I see this all the time.


I learned as a child, not to piss on my hands.
Posted by BillBrosky
Your wife's back door
Member since Mar 2012
2727 posts
Posted on 5/8/18 at 8:23 am to
quote:

know how to piss "hands-free".


So, you piss on the floor and the rim of the bowl to avoid washing. Check.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
128950 posts
Posted on 5/8/18 at 8:33 am to
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I wash my hands in the shower in the morning. That is all




Seriously though....if you really only wash your hands once a day...that is just fricking disgusting.


I mean, you don't even wash your hands before you eat?
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101915 posts
Posted on 5/8/18 at 8:38 am to
A former coworker of mine would never wash his hands after using the bathroom, whether he was using the urinal or taking a shite. I'd walk in to use the urinal, smell the blasphemy from the stall, and he'd stroll out the stall and out the door without so much as a rinse. I never shook his hand.

He also undid his belt and let his pants down to about his knees to use the urinal.

Weird dude.
Posted by King
Deep in the backwoods
Member since Sep 2008
18426 posts
Posted on 5/8/18 at 8:46 am to
Don't know if it has been said. I don't even touch my junk. I don't wear underwear and I just unzip. With my pants open I can get my junk out without touching it. I piss, shake and get it back in my pants without ever touching it.
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO
Member since Apr 2014
3495 posts
Posted on 5/8/18 at 8:56 am to
I know a lot of you baws lather up yo dicks on the reg but yo dick is still nasty.
Posted by Captain Ray
Member since Nov 2016
1589 posts
Posted on 5/8/18 at 9:00 am to
I can't believe i just spent a whole cup of coffee reading 5 pages on wahing ya hands. Now I gotta pee and am confused. I need a better life cause I enjoyed it
Posted by BillBrosky
Your wife's back door
Member since Mar 2012
2727 posts
Posted on 5/8/18 at 9:07 am to
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Don't know if it has been said. I don't even touch my junk. I don't wear underwear and I just unzip. With my pants open I can get my junk out without touching it. I piss, shake and get it back in my pants without ever touching it.


So, you piss on the floor and the rim of the bowl to avoid washing. Check.

Plus, how does one "shake it" hands free? Do you do the twist or the hop?
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