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re: Men that don't wash hands
Posted on 5/8/18 at 9:08 am to t00f
Posted on 5/8/18 at 9:08 am to t00f
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Public bathrooms are disgusting and there are too many I don't give a fricks. I always wash my hands and open the door to leave with the paper towel.
:kige:
I don't shop or eat at places that have replaced paper towels with hand dryers for just this reason. Seriously, as you get older it is easier to get sick from door transmissions.
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Posted on 5/8/18 at 9:11 am to Landmass
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Ole Miss Fan
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lowered my estimation of the IQ on this board
Posted on 5/8/18 at 9:13 am to lsunurse
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The difference is stuff like c diff and norovirus. Hand sanitizer isn’t as effective in killing it so hand washing is better. C diff are in small spores..the hand sanitizer just basically moves the spores around on your hand but doesn’t kill it.
Good to know!
Posted on 5/8/18 at 9:28 am to Landmass
Did you fail biology?
Your dick is probably the cleanest thing on your body. Your hands are the dirtiest. They touch everything. That's why they're the dirtiest.
So you wash your dirty hands because it touched your clean dick then on the way out you touch that disgusting door handle with your Clean Hands and now your hands are back to being the dirtiest thing on your body
Your dick is probably the cleanest thing on your body. Your hands are the dirtiest. They touch everything. That's why they're the dirtiest.
So you wash your dirty hands because it touched your clean dick then on the way out you touch that disgusting door handle with your Clean Hands and now your hands are back to being the dirtiest thing on your body
Posted on 5/8/18 at 9:38 am to nola000
This has nothing to do with touching the dick. When you piss or flush, microbes fly everywhere. Look up "toilet plume."
Posted on 5/8/18 at 9:43 am to nola000
You failed biology if you don’t know anything about warm, moist environments and how they are a breeding ground for bacteria that occurs naturally in your groin area.
Also you dick is in closer proximity to the exit port for waste from your body compared to other parts of your body. And it is covered by the same garment that covers this exit port. Yet you still think your dick is that clean?
Also you dick is in closer proximity to the exit port for waste from your body compared to other parts of your body. And it is covered by the same garment that covers this exit port. Yet you still think your dick is that clean?
Posted on 5/8/18 at 9:45 am to lsunurse
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exit port
:chortle:
Posted on 5/8/18 at 9:51 am to BillBrosky
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So, you piss on the floor and the rim of the bowl to avoid washing. Check.
Is it that difficult, really?
Here's a tip since this seems "too hard" for you. Don't pee with an erection and you will find that gravity and common sense do a pretty damned good job aiming for you.
Posted on 5/8/18 at 9:52 am to meansonny
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Is it that difficult, really?
I have a very lively willy.
Posted on 5/8/18 at 9:58 am to nola000
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Did you fail biology?
Your dick is probably the cleanest thing on your body. Your hands are the dirtiest. They touch everything. That's why they're the dirtiest.
So you wash your dirty hands because it touched your clean dick then on the way out you touch that disgusting door handle with your Clean Hands and now your hands are back to being the dirtiest thing on your body
I'm with you.
The germs in reach of the hands are worse than the germs on the front end of my clean underwear.
I wash my hands a ton.
I've learned to do a lot of things hands free (enter/exit, pee/flush, etc..). I may be at the point where my elbows and bottoms of my shoes are the nastiest things in my house. At least I don't scratch my face with my shoes and elbows.
Posted on 5/8/18 at 9:58 am to lsunurse
Do you make b-hubby shower right before giving him a bj?
You are trying too hard to make a big deal out of this.
You are trying too hard to make a big deal out of this.
Posted on 5/8/18 at 10:00 am to lsunurse
What's on your dick that you're going to give to other people? Literally every person that's ever walked in that bathroom has touched that bathroom door handle with a part of their body that touches everything in existence.
What germs on your dick are you concerned with? The germs I'm concerned with are the ones that get you sick. You know, like when people with the flu cough into their hands and touch bathroom door handles.
What germs on your dick are you concerned with? The germs I'm concerned with are the ones that get you sick. You know, like when people with the flu cough into their hands and touch bathroom door handles.
This post was edited on 5/8/18 at 10:01 am
Posted on 5/8/18 at 10:08 am to nola000
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What's on your dick that you're going to give to other people?
So you have no problem with shaking Washless Joe Blow's hand as he comes out of the restroom after pissing and scratching his crab infested pubic area?
Alrighty then!
Posted on 5/8/18 at 10:10 am to nola000
I’m just busting the “oh but my dick is so clean” statement.
This is basic stuff people. Pretty sad that men are trying to argue their way out of washing their hands after using the bathroom.
This is basic stuff people. Pretty sad that men are trying to argue their way out of washing their hands after using the bathroom.
Posted on 5/8/18 at 10:18 am to lsunurse
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I’m just busting the “oh but my dick is so clean” statement.
how about this: my dick is the cleanest thing my hands will touch in the public restroom.
Posted on 5/8/18 at 10:35 am to CAD703X
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how about this: my dick is the cleanest thing my hands will touch in the public restroom.
Has she ever put a dick in her mouth?
How about a public restroom doorknob?
How about the knobs on the sink?
How about the stall door and lock?
How about the toilet seat?
How about the toilet handle?
Which of those has been shoved in her vagina?
There is only one good answer for her here.
Posted on 5/8/18 at 10:38 am to lsunurse
quote:Nope, I typically eat with utensils like a normal person.
I mean, you don't even wash your hands before you eat?
I'll take back the once a day thing, because I work on different types of shite all of the time. I use Gojo when my hands are dirty enough to get other things dirty. When my hands aren't caked with grease or whatever, they don't get washed.
I don't touch AIDS people all day, so it's not high up on my list of things to do
Posted on 5/8/18 at 10:41 am to meansonny
Yo momma's dick is so clean she washes it after she touches it.
Posted on 5/8/18 at 10:42 am to Landmass
I used to work in a large hospital's clinical microbiology lab. First thing I learned was "wash your hands BEFORE you pee."
Posted on 5/8/18 at 10:46 am to Hammertime
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Nope, I typically eat with utensils like a normal person.
So you eat pizza with a fork?
You eat chips with a fork?
French fries? Hamburgers? Sandwiches? Bananas? Ice cream cones? Oranges? Protein bars? Cookies?
You eat all of those with utensils?
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