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Posted on 11/29/20 at 2:21 am to
Posted by dirtytigers
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Member since Dec 2014
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Posted on 11/29/20 at 2:21 am to
I only sit down to piss in three situations

1. While taking a shite, obviously
2. Right after sex
3. When Im drunk as hell and need a moment to put my face in my hands and regain myself
Posted by stelly1025
Lafayette
Member since May 2012
10180 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 4:19 am to
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66950 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 4:48 am to
After reading this thread, I have a clearer understanding of how America voted for Biden
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
Undisclosed Secure Location
Member since Feb 2008
24742 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 5:29 am to
Only when I pee at night. That way I don’t have to turn a light on.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
16875 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 5:35 am to
If I'm drunk and just fricked or jerked it I will sit so I don't have to worry about balance or the forking stream
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
16875 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 5:36 am to
quote:

Is this something you got used to in prison?


When I was in Parish you didn't touch the stainless. You didn't even sit to shite.

I belong to the streets, baw.
Posted by Fox McCloud
Member since Oct 2020
3525 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 5:55 am to
quote:

Middle of the night pee when I don't want to turn on a light so that I can remain sleepy


Guys they sell these awesome toilet lights now that turn on automatically. Get one they are awesome. No reason to turn on lights.
Posted by Gtmodawg
PNW
Member since Dec 2019
4580 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 6:29 am to
Winston Churchill once said “Why stand when you can sit.....”

That being said I have a urinal in the shop right next to the toilet and will have one in our next house....options are the essence of life......
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
25355 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 6:47 am to
Middle of the night: obviously acceptable.
Middle of the day: I stand. It's easier to me then unbuckling, unsnapping, unzipping.
Posted by CHiPs25
Member since Apr 2014
3112 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 7:15 am to
quote:

nighttime boner sit-to-piss.


You know how I know your young....
Posted by UASports23
Basketball School
Member since Nov 2009
26504 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 7:28 am to
No ones dick gets caught in the splash zone when flushing?
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
30763 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 7:34 am to
2 reasons 2 sit if a male:

1. No splashback, so no clean up.(dont give me any bullshite about splashback, we all do it)

2. Slashback remnants and having to listen to the OL bitch and whine about it.

At home, i'm ok sitting when i feel like it.
Posted by UASports23
Basketball School
Member since Nov 2009
26504 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 7:44 am to
quote:

dont give me any bullshite about splashback


shite. Y'all weird. No splashback with boners or partial boners?

Folks most be working with some tall arse toilets
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 8:23 am to
Have no choice but to sit now. Even have to have help pulling my pants back up and help to stand.
Posted by Devilsturn
Member since Aug 2020
253 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 8:25 am to
WTF is wrong with you. Let me guess you wipe after peeing too?
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
61113 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 8:27 am to
Greatly helps post count, so sure, why not.
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
16967 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 9:26 am to
Only if I’m mid shite. Like right this moment.
Posted by Demshoes
Up in here
Member since Aug 2015
10727 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 9:28 am to
No judgment here. We're in the trust tree.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
20330 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 9:37 am to
quote:

This is the reason people think the OT has gone soft.


Damn near impossible to do if you ain’t soft.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
20330 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 9:40 am to
quote:

WTF is wrong with you. Let me guess you wipe after peeing too?


Real men dab after peeing, everyone knows that.
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