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Posted on 11/28/20 at 10:04 pm to Hoyt
Injury, the middle of the night, or when you think you may have to shite are the only acceptable times to sit to piss if you are a man.
Posted on 11/28/20 at 10:04 pm to Hoyt
The Germans have a word for this.
Sitzpinkler.
Sitzpinkler.
Posted on 11/28/20 at 10:04 pm to Hoyt
If I don’t piss outside, I sit.
Why make a splash?
Why make a splash?
Posted on 11/28/20 at 10:06 pm to Kafka
quote:
"Pissing Off My Back Porch" maybe my favorite Creedence song
Puke puke puke puking out my back door!
Posted on 11/28/20 at 10:08 pm to Hoyt
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Men Sitting to Piss
When you hit about 45 and the Check Engine Light starts to come on, you will find your nemeisis to be THE NIGHT PEE. It haunts all of us at some point and the old prostate will just not listen. If you find yourself waking to pee a few times a night, keep your eyes closed and sit to piss - back to bed, no mess, no reason to stand, win-win-win
Posted on 11/28/20 at 10:13 pm to elcid
quote:
When you hit about 45 and the Check Engine Light starts to come on,
Posted on 11/28/20 at 10:13 pm to Hoyt
Doing this at 4 AM is the only way to stay “asleep”. I often am able to save my spot in dreams after peeing now.
Posted on 11/28/20 at 10:14 pm to t00f
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hate the feeling of the tip hitting the cold water
Subtle 'I have running water' brag
Posted on 11/28/20 at 10:14 pm to CatfishJohn
Have to... Doctor told me not to lift anything heavy.
Posted on 11/28/20 at 10:17 pm to Hoyt
It's usually a combo package of 1 and 2 when I am sitting.
Posted on 11/28/20 at 10:17 pm to elcid
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keep your eyes closed and sit to piss - back to bed, no mess, no reason to stand, win-win-win
Naaaahhh I don’t spend all this money on adult diapers to not even use them correctly
Posted on 11/28/20 at 10:19 pm to Hoyt
Never done that. I don't understand why you would need to sit
Posted on 11/28/20 at 10:19 pm to Hoyt
I only sit to piss for 2 reasons:
1) Intractable boner
2) Middle of the night pee when I don't want to turn on a light so that I can remain sleepy
1) Intractable boner
2) Middle of the night pee when I don't want to turn on a light so that I can remain sleepy
Posted on 11/28/20 at 10:20 pm to Hoyt
I sit down to piss in the middle of the night in hopes I can stay sleepy. Or when I have a semi.
Posted on 11/28/20 at 10:36 pm to Hoyt
Do you stick your dick in the toilet when sitting like Phil Margera, so it just looks like you have a fat pussy
Posted on 11/28/20 at 10:42 pm to Hoyt
If I’m hungover and dehydrated I will sit and piss.
Posted on 11/28/20 at 10:43 pm to OWLFAN86
quote:
some people walk
some people dance
Some lick windows.
Posted on 11/28/20 at 10:45 pm to Hoyt
Posted on 11/28/20 at 10:50 pm to Hoyt
I honestly had no idea men sitting to piss was even a thing. Though I’m intrigued by the nighttime boner sit-to-piss.
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