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re: Men driving beetles
Posted on 3/17/16 at 12:23 pm to WG_Dawg
Posted on 3/17/16 at 12:23 pm to WG_Dawg
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Do beetles come with a flower in the cupholder when you buy one?
yeah i think its a fricking vase built into the dash.
i can honestly say i've never seen the interior of one from the inside, just from walking past them in the parking lot.
This post was edited on 3/17/16 at 12:23 pm
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Posted on 3/17/16 at 12:24 pm to WG_Dawg
I named mine Brad. Nothing can replace Brad.
Posted on 3/17/16 at 12:25 pm to JBeam
No. It was a baby blue with a black top. 
Posted on 3/17/16 at 12:27 pm to Broke
Terrell Owens has to be the biggest queer in the world. Not only did he drive a Beetle, it was a convertible too
Posted on 3/17/16 at 12:30 pm to upgrayedd
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Terrell Owens has to be the biggest queer in the world. Not only did he drive a Beetle, it was a convertible too
I worked at a store near him and he had 81's stitched everywhere into the upholstery. Hey, at least he marched to the beat of his own drum.
Posted on 3/17/16 at 12:32 pm to Broke
dont you be talkin no shite about Herbie and the baws that drive him to victory.
Posted on 3/17/16 at 12:33 pm to Dr RC
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Dr RC
dude we're talking about the new queer bugs, not the classic.
nobody shits on herbie.
Posted on 3/17/16 at 12:33 pm to Broke
One of my best HS friends married a guy who drives a convertible beetle. His last name is gay. No shite.
Posted on 3/17/16 at 12:35 pm to SabiDojo
No driving shoes?
Posted on 3/17/16 at 12:37 pm to Hawkeye95
I drive a Touareg, that's what real VW men drive.
(*spits red man chew)
(*spits red man chew)
Posted on 3/17/16 at 12:39 pm to moon
quote:
I drive a Touareg, that's what real VW men drive.
(*spits red man chew)
nah, still gay.
Posted on 3/17/16 at 12:39 pm to moon
New ones, gay.
The old school ones were legit. My grandfather had one for years. It was what my mom drove as a teenager. He kept it, and I remember riding around in it with him when I was like 10. Built like a tank and would run forever. Old stick shift too.
He also taught me, as a 12-3 year old, how to drive a stick shift in an old white S10 in a church parking lot. He was about as far from gay as a man could be. But, rest his soul, he wouldn't be caught dead in a new beetle.
The old school ones were legit. My grandfather had one for years. It was what my mom drove as a teenager. He kept it, and I remember riding around in it with him when I was like 10. Built like a tank and would run forever. Old stick shift too.
He also taught me, as a 12-3 year old, how to drive a stick shift in an old white S10 in a church parking lot. He was about as far from gay as a man could be. But, rest his soul, he wouldn't be caught dead in a new beetle.
This post was edited on 3/17/16 at 12:42 pm
Posted on 3/17/16 at 12:40 pm to Dr RC
Herbie isn't a beetle, he's a Love Bug.
Posted on 3/17/16 at 12:41 pm to Broke
you can thank this guy (it's hitler)
Posted on 3/17/16 at 12:43 pm to Honky Lips
I'd drive this Batmobeetle.
Posted on 3/17/16 at 12:52 pm to JBeam
Beam trying to justify this bug.
That smoke show won't help
That smoke show won't help
Posted on 3/17/16 at 12:55 pm to FLBooGoTigs1
Justify it? No.
But I also don't know why this is being discussed. The VW Beetle isn't marketed towards men and hasn't been for at least two decades.
But I also don't know why this is being discussed. The VW Beetle isn't marketed towards men and hasn't been for at least two decades.
Posted on 3/17/16 at 1:03 pm to JBeam
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The VW Beetle isn't marketed towards men and hasn't been for at least two decades.
Actually not true. The 2nd generation of the redesigned beetle was an attempt to appeal to men. They lowered the profile a bit and made it a little wider to make it look a little more aggressive.
That obviously worked as well as their plan to cook the emissions tests on theit diesel vehicles.
Posted on 3/17/16 at 1:05 pm to Broke
My wife's slightly deranged grandma bought a lime green Beetle and gave it to my brother-in-law after she decided she didn't want it. I felt kinda embarrassed for him but hey, at least it was a free car. My wife and I just figured her 80 year old grandma was unaware of the implications of driving a lime green Beetle, but when we asked her about it she responded with "The only people who drive those cars are queers." (In a heavy New Orleans accent) 
Posted on 3/17/16 at 1:06 pm to ruzil
My first new car was a super beetle. Was in high school still. That was 1973.
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