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re: Meet Fat Albert, the heaviest polar bear in Alaska.

Posted on 12/5/24 at 6:19 am to
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299669 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 6:19 am to
He's just big-boned and has an overactive thyroid.

Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66950 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 6:21 am to
How'd they get him on a scale?
This post was edited on 12/5/24 at 6:21 am
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
12703 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 6:22 am to
OP, Please take my picture down. I know my adventures in the buff on my trip to Alaska would come out.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
62241 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 6:23 am to
quote:

Meet Fat Albert, the heaviest polar bear in Alaska.


Bear is probably an awesome anchor for Buc Buc


Posted by First Sergeant1
Enterprise, Alabama
Member since Dec 2018
1042 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 6:25 am to
Fat Albert is white!!! That’s racist
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
73638 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 6:41 am to
All the other polar bears are like; “damn, bro. Save some pussy for the rest of us”.
Posted by Babewinkelman
Member since Jan 2015
1449 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 6:43 am to
I can fix you Albert.
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
21224 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 6:44 am to
Who signed him?

Could use him as a nose tackle.
Posted by rocksteady
Member since Sep 2013
2952 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 6:58 am to
Fat arse Albert. Can’t even see his own dick
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
33647 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 7:01 am to
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how do they know?




Posted by SkintBack
SoLo
Member since Nov 2015
1888 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 7:03 am to
"Have you considered KETO?"
Posted by Longhorn Actual
Member since Dec 2023
3188 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 7:06 am to
quote:

Meet Fat Albert, the heaviest polar bear in Alaska.

This is a fun fact you bring up at parties. Great icebreaker


"Hi, Fred Searing."
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
156598 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 7:08 am to
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Oh lawd he comin

Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
16568 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 7:17 am to
Give him the fat shot.
Posted by GeauxGoose
Nonya
Member since Dec 2006
2686 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 7:27 am to
Posted by Kirby59
Rocket City
Member since Nov 2016
1046 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 7:30 am to
Next stop…..The View
Posted by Demonbengal
Ruston
Member since May 2015
5591 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 7:31 am to
Can he play DT?
Posted by drizztiger
Deal With it!
Member since Mar 2007
47910 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 7:33 am to
So he weighs the same as the average TD poster? Someone should create an account for him.
Posted by nwacajun
St louis
Member since Dec 2008
1659 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 7:36 am to
No access to Whole Foods.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
31581 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 7:49 am to
Nobody said " Make a roux".
Yall are slippin.
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