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Mechanic takes dog coat saleswoman’s Porsche for joyride

Posted on 10/19/18 at 11:57 am
Posted by LarryCLE
Member since Apr 2017
1544 posts
Posted on 10/19/18 at 11:57 am
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When she picked up her Porsche Boxster, Mrs. Symonds noticed a quarter of a tank of gas had been used so she checked the dashcam footage.

The dog coat saleswoman discovered the car had been taken out on the country roads of Lampeter in Wales with the dashcam showing it hit speeds of 89 mph.


Fox News

I think I would have just said I was in sales.
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
34928 posts
Posted on 10/19/18 at 11:58 am to
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speeds of 89 mph.


The horror!

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She said: "That car was tarnished by what happened, it’s damaged goods to me now."

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Mrs. Symonds has now had her Porsche resprayed.


Wow
This post was edited on 10/19/18 at 12:00 pm
Posted by HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
Member since Feb 2017
12458 posts
Posted on 10/19/18 at 12:00 pm to
I didn't realize Cruella De Ville even owned a Porsche.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 10/19/18 at 12:01 pm to
She deserves it for buying a Boxster
Posted by ELLSSUU
Member since Jan 2005
7315 posts
Posted on 10/19/18 at 12:05 pm to
Boxsters get a bad rep but they are fun cars to drive. I don’t have one but wouldn’t kick it out of the garage.

A whole 89 mph. The electric chair is too easy of a sentence....
This post was edited on 10/19/18 at 12:06 pm
Posted by HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
Member since Feb 2017
12458 posts
Posted on 10/19/18 at 12:07 pm to
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Boxsters get a bad rep but they are fun cars to drive.


Just some people on here trying too hard to be cool. lol Boxsters are fine little cars, they beat the hell out of the old entry level Porsches, the 914.
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
35338 posts
Posted on 10/19/18 at 12:10 pm to
How the frick does a dog coat saleswoman have a Porsche?
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 10/19/18 at 12:13 pm to
They are ugly, and I've had trucks faster than them. I'd rather have my truck now than a Boxster. Those pussy cars don't even come with a trailer hitch
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65491 posts
Posted on 10/19/18 at 12:13 pm to
He was driving 89 mph ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!



(Was in Wales, nvmnd)
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29448 posts
Posted on 10/19/18 at 12:13 pm to


Does she make coats for dogs or from dogs?
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 10/19/18 at 12:13 pm to
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Just some people on here trying too hard to be cool. lol Boxsters are fine little cars, they beat the hell out of the old entry level Porsches, the 914.


You can pick one up cheap with a blown motor and drop in a motor from a 911.
Posted by The Korean
Denham Springs, LA
Member since May 2008
1612 posts
Posted on 10/19/18 at 12:15 pm to
I feel like I should know what a dog coat salesman is by my user name, but does it mean what I think it means?

Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
77911 posts
Posted on 10/19/18 at 12:28 pm to
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Porsche Boxster


lost me right there

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handed her sports car to Huw Lewis Tyres after it developed steering issues.


so he was doing a field test?

i fail to see a problem except for the fact its a fricking boxster.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65605 posts
Posted on 10/19/18 at 12:30 pm to
Porsche Boxster,

89 mph ride

pussy
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 10/19/18 at 12:39 pm to
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He was driving 89 mph ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!

and why in mph instead km/h?
Posted by razor55red
Member since Sep 2017
251 posts
Posted on 10/19/18 at 12:57 pm to
They do miles there, I think.
Posted by uway
Member since Sep 2004
33109 posts
Posted on 10/19/18 at 12:58 pm to
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dog coat saleswoman


Thanks millenials
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
58542 posts
Posted on 10/19/18 at 1:23 pm to
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I've had trucks faster than them.


Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
118858 posts
Posted on 10/19/18 at 1:23 pm to
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
45062 posts
Posted on 10/19/18 at 1:24 pm to
So is this a woman that sells dog coats? Or does she sell coats made from dogs?
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