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re: Me and Jessica relaxin' at the beach
Posted on 10/21/25 at 10:31 am to Broken Arrow
Posted on 10/21/25 at 10:31 am to Broken Arrow
Your blind arse can't see every picture had her name? She's been famous for 25 years.
I see this babe thread attracted a lot of boomers.
I see this babe thread attracted a lot of boomers.
This post was edited on 10/21/25 at 10:33 am
Posted on 10/21/25 at 11:03 am to NoSaint
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Can you imagine being that rich and still needing to post some of those for attention?
I realize it's not all of them but some celebrities get paid stupid amounts of money to post on SM.
Posted on 10/21/25 at 12:30 pm to tadman
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I mean thats the only talent she has is being a cutie in front of others. It's not like she can design aircraft or sell record amounts of profitable stuff while coincidentally looking hot. Her talent is looking hot.
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Jessica Alba's company is The Honest Company, a consumer goods company that produces a variety of products, including baby care, personal care, and beauty items. She founded the company in 2012 with a mission to provide safe, effective, and eco-friendly products to consumers.
Posted on 10/21/25 at 12:40 pm to sqerty
Ridiculous, but she's still finer than frog hair!
Posted on 10/21/25 at 12:43 pm to Bjorn Cyborg
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Google what? There were few clues in the post.
Other than her full name being posted in the pics, I guess you’re correct.
Posted on 10/21/25 at 12:44 pm to 91TIGER
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Have no idea who that is. Hard to google some random brunette named Jessica.
It’s not hard to google her full name that is listed on the pics. And again, she been pretty famous for over 20 years, if you don’t know who she is, I don’t know what to tell you.
Posted on 10/21/25 at 12:48 pm to sqerty
Obligatory Alba "Into the Blue" pics


Posted on 10/21/25 at 12:50 pm to sqerty
Prime Alba is in the GOAT conversation.
Posted on 10/21/25 at 2:12 pm to sqerty
She was my absolute #1 celebrity crush from 2005-2010ish.
Alba in Good Luck Chuck
My sweet baby Jesus!
She’s still fine as frog hair though but she was honestly the most beautiful woman in the world during her peak
Alba in Good Luck Chuck
My sweet baby Jesus!
She’s still fine as frog hair though but she was honestly the most beautiful woman in the world during her peak
Posted on 10/21/25 at 3:34 pm to Napoleon
No I didn’t see it. But that’s not what you said. You said to google Jessica and it would reveal who she is. I’m 38 so the boomer reflex makes you look like your parents were likely siblings. Maybe your mom took a lot of Tylenol when she was pregnant with you. Either way, don’t be afraid… it’s only an extra chromosome.
Posted on 10/21/25 at 3:37 pm to Broken Arrow
No. Anyone who types "who" in these threads is a boomer. Regardless of age. I'll die on that hill. It's one of my biggest forum peevs.
Posted on 10/21/25 at 3:41 pm to Napoleon
Who knew Corky was a grammar Nazi? You’re hilarious.
Posted on 10/21/25 at 4:03 pm to Havoc
quote:This tells me she is not only beautiful, but smart too. Creating a shell company to have tax write-off for all the money she makes on her real job. Her real job is giving incels something to do in between their massive online gaming schedules.
Jessica Alba's company is The Honest Company, a consumer goods company that produces a variety of products, including baby care, personal care, and beauty items. She founded the company in 2012 with a mission to provide safe, effective, and eco-friendly products to consumers.
Posted on 10/21/25 at 4:06 pm to sqerty
Pretty sure I have never seen a movie or show with her in it...she is hot, though...
This post was edited on 10/21/25 at 5:06 pm
Posted on 10/21/25 at 4:13 pm to Crow Pie
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This tells me she is not only beautiful, but smart too. Creating a shell company to have tax write-off for all the money she makes on her real job. Her real job is giving incels something to do in between their massive online gaming schedules.
Revenue: (Increase) US$344.37 million (2023)
Posted on 10/21/25 at 4:39 pm to Chicken
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Pretty sure I have never seen a movie or show by the woman
I don’t know if you have seen one “by” her, either, but you’ve definitely seen her in a movie/show
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