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re: Me and Jessica relaxin' at the beach

Posted on 10/21/25 at 10:31 am to
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
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Posted on 10/21/25 at 10:31 am to
Your blind arse can't see every picture had her name? She's been famous for 25 years.



I see this babe thread attracted a lot of boomers.
This post was edited on 10/21/25 at 10:33 am
Posted by WhoDatNC
NC
Member since Dec 2013
14327 posts
Posted on 10/21/25 at 11:03 am to
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Can you imagine being that rich and still needing to post some of those for attention?


I realize it's not all of them but some celebrities get paid stupid amounts of money to post on SM.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 10/21/25 at 12:30 pm to
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I mean thats the only talent she has is being a cutie in front of others. It's not like she can design aircraft or sell record amounts of profitable stuff while coincidentally looking hot. Her talent is looking hot.



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Jessica Alba's company is The Honest Company, a consumer goods company that produces a variety of products, including baby care, personal care, and beauty items. She founded the company in 2012 with a mission to provide safe, effective, and eco-friendly products to consumers.
Posted by jrobic4
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
13233 posts
Posted on 10/21/25 at 12:40 pm to
Ridiculous, but she's still finer than frog hair!
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
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Posted on 10/21/25 at 12:43 pm to
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Google what? There were few clues in the post.


Other than her full name being posted in the pics, I guess you’re correct.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
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Posted on 10/21/25 at 12:44 pm to
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Have no idea who that is. Hard to google some random brunette named Jessica.


It’s not hard to google her full name that is listed on the pics. And again, she been pretty famous for over 20 years, if you don’t know who she is, I don’t know what to tell you.
Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 10/21/25 at 12:48 pm to
Obligatory Alba "Into the Blue" pics

Posted by WonPercent
BATON ROUGE
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Posted on 10/21/25 at 12:50 pm to
Prime Alba is in the GOAT conversation.

Posted by jmon
Loisiana
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Posted on 10/21/25 at 12:53 pm to
Jessica and I
Posted by LSUandAU
Key West, FL & Malibu (L.A.), CA
Member since Apr 2009
5164 posts
Posted on 10/21/25 at 1:16 pm to
Jessica who?
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 10/21/25 at 2:02 pm to

Posted by LSUbub12
South Louisiana
Member since Dec 2013
562 posts
Posted on 10/21/25 at 2:12 pm to
She was my absolute #1 celebrity crush from 2005-2010ish.
Alba in Good Luck Chuck
My sweet baby Jesus!

She’s still fine as frog hair though but she was honestly the most beautiful woman in the world during her peak
Posted by Broken Arrow
Member since Dec 2007
8431 posts
Posted on 10/21/25 at 3:34 pm to
No I didn’t see it. But that’s not what you said. You said to google Jessica and it would reveal who she is. I’m 38 so the boomer reflex makes you look like your parents were likely siblings. Maybe your mom took a lot of Tylenol when she was pregnant with you. Either way, don’t be afraid… it’s only an extra chromosome.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74241 posts
Posted on 10/21/25 at 3:37 pm to
No. Anyone who types "who" in these threads is a boomer. Regardless of age. I'll die on that hill. It's one of my biggest forum peevs.

Posted by Broken Arrow
Member since Dec 2007
8431 posts
Posted on 10/21/25 at 3:41 pm to
Who knew Corky was a grammar Nazi? You’re hilarious.
Posted by Arkapigdiesel
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Posted on 10/21/25 at 3:51 pm to
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Posted by Crow Pie
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Member since Feb 2010
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Posted on 10/21/25 at 4:03 pm to
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Jessica Alba's company is The Honest Company, a consumer goods company that produces a variety of products, including baby care, personal care, and beauty items. She founded the company in 2012 with a mission to provide safe, effective, and eco-friendly products to consumers.
This tells me she is not only beautiful, but smart too. Creating a shell company to have tax write-off for all the money she makes on her real job. Her real job is giving incels something to do in between their massive online gaming schedules.
Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
27471 posts
Posted on 10/21/25 at 4:06 pm to
Pretty sure I have never seen a movie or show with her in it...she is hot, though...
This post was edited on 10/21/25 at 5:06 pm
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
39245 posts
Posted on 10/21/25 at 4:13 pm to
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This tells me she is not only beautiful, but smart too. Creating a shell company to have tax write-off for all the money she makes on her real job. Her real job is giving incels something to do in between their massive online gaming schedules.

Revenue: (Increase) US$344.37 million (2023)
Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
Reseda
Member since Feb 2007
19960 posts
Posted on 10/21/25 at 4:39 pm to
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Pretty sure I have never seen a movie or show by the woman

I don’t know if you have seen one “by” her, either, but you’ve definitely seen her in a movie/show
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