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re: Me and Jessica relaxin' at the beach

Posted on 10/20/25 at 7:59 pm to
Posted by Jack Daniel
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Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 10/20/25 at 7:59 pm to
I see her creasing her cheek with her hand hidden under the shirt
Posted by tadman
Member since Jun 2020
5439 posts
Posted on 10/20/25 at 8:08 pm to
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Can you imagine being that rich and still needing to post some of those for attention?



I mean thats the only talent she has is being a cutie in front of others. It's not like she can design aircraft or sell record amounts of profitable stuff while coincidentally looking hot. Her talent is looking hot.
Posted by Hennigan
Member since Jan 2020
1406 posts
Posted on 10/20/25 at 8:19 pm to
Gigantic butt implants. No bueno.
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
35492 posts
Posted on 10/20/25 at 8:20 pm to
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Why do old people type "who" rather than Google or look it up?


Google what? There were few clues in the post.

You want me to do a reverse image search because a shitty poster is too lazy to put a chick’s full name in a post?

ETA: I see now it says Jessica Alba in tiny print at the bottom. I actually didn’t recognize her. I always thought she was super hot, but looks mid (for a celebrity)
This post was edited on 10/20/25 at 8:23 pm
Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
9704 posts
Posted on 10/20/25 at 8:25 pm to
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Why do old people type "who" rather than Google or look it up?


Why can’t people who know just answer? You’re seriously a fricking dumbass. It’s a matter of typing a last name. frick you.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
39245 posts
Posted on 10/20/25 at 8:30 pm to
The bikini bottom in the 3rd pic doesn’t seem to match just sayin.
Posted by Mutt Myers
Member since Jan 2024
569 posts
Posted on 10/20/25 at 8:45 pm to
She got nice bunions.
Posted by Broken Arrow
Member since Dec 2007
8431 posts
Posted on 10/20/25 at 9:40 pm to
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Why do old people type "who" rather than Google or look it up?


So your retarded arse thinks if I google “Jessica” it will automatically pull up those pics and identify her?!? Ok. And I still have no idea who that is.
Posted by fr33manator
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Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 10/20/25 at 9:42 pm to


Imagine if a dude posted a pic of his junk in the way and tried to pretend he was just showing the ocean?


The double standard is so vastly different
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80686 posts
Posted on 10/20/25 at 9:44 pm to
Weak bikini bridge game.
Posted by Lou Loomis
A pond. Ponds good for you.
Member since Mar 2025
1953 posts
Posted on 10/21/25 at 12:34 am to
I would do 5-10 for the things I would do to her. Damn, she’s smoking hot!

I wonder if after she would offer to clean my house?
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 10/21/25 at 12:41 am to
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Posted by DMAN1968
Member since Apr 2019
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Posted on 10/21/25 at 1:00 am to
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I always thought she was super hot, but looks mid (for a celebrity)

She was smoking hot...Sin City 2005 was peak Jessica Alba.

She's married now and has spit out 2 or 3 kids so she still looks pretty damn good.
Posted by Hobie101
Member since May 2012
1080 posts
Posted on 10/21/25 at 1:58 am to
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Can you imagine being that rich and still needing to post some of those for attention? Really speaks volumes


This post says more to me. I’m not content with my life, so I will bash someone who is massively successful to feel better about myself.
Posted by LSUSkip
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2012
24717 posts
Posted on 10/21/25 at 2:14 am to
She's been replaced by Sydney. Sydney has great jeans.
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
47053 posts
Posted on 10/21/25 at 4:55 am to
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She's married now and has spit out 2 or 3 kids..




Seriously, ask your wives why don’t they look more like her?
Posted by moontigr
Dark Side of the Moon
Member since Nov 2020
7570 posts
Posted on 10/21/25 at 4:59 am to
Back in the day, this was the great debate: Alba, or Biel?

Posted by MyRockstarComplex
The airport
Member since Nov 2009
5051 posts
Posted on 10/21/25 at 5:59 am to
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Can you imagine being that rich and still needing to post some of those for attention? Really speaks volumes


Can you imagine what would happen if you all just stopped giving them the attention they want?

I mean like ENTIRELY. ALL of them.
Posted by GeauxTigers0107
We Coming
Member since Oct 2009
10990 posts
Posted on 10/21/25 at 6:05 am to
Was never a debate for me. Beil and it ain't close.
Posted by 91TIGER
Lafayette
Member since Aug 2006
19464 posts
Posted on 10/21/25 at 9:22 am to
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Why do old people type "who" rather than Google or look it up?


Especially since she’s been famous for over 20 years now.


Have no idea who that is. Hard to google some random brunette named Jessica.
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