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Posted on 3/21/18 at 9:43 am to Pecker
*Steve Irwin voice*
We've got quite a treat on the plains today, as we're going to watch the interactions of members of this lion pride during mating season. The alpha lion has just finished with the queen huntress, quite an impressive specimen, almost an 8 out of 10 on tLion scale. He appears to be content but, quite suddenly, two young lions appear. The female in the duo, impressive in her own rights and alleged to have a nice arse, breaks away from her current male caller to seek the attention of the king of beasts.
And, wait, look at this! In a moment of bravery the young cub makes an attempt on the queen! Oh, but the alpha has taken notice and does not look happy. He makes back towards his queen and the young lion scampers away without so much as a defiant roar. Once the alpha makes his way back towards the second lioness, and with danger presently averted, the youngster appears again and presents himself to the queen. He is persistent, this lad, I'll give him that. Alas, his efforts look to be for naught as here again returns the alpha. It would appear the cub knows his place as he scampers back into the brush at the mere site of the alpha lion, eager to avoid any confrontation with the king of the pride. Crikey, that could have been bad for the youth. It's probably best he return to the watering hole alone and patiently wait for his turn with 'his girl'.
We've got quite a treat on the plains today, as we're going to watch the interactions of members of this lion pride during mating season. The alpha lion has just finished with the queen huntress, quite an impressive specimen, almost an 8 out of 10 on tLion scale. He appears to be content but, quite suddenly, two young lions appear. The female in the duo, impressive in her own rights and alleged to have a nice arse, breaks away from her current male caller to seek the attention of the king of beasts.
And, wait, look at this! In a moment of bravery the young cub makes an attempt on the queen! Oh, but the alpha has taken notice and does not look happy. He makes back towards his queen and the young lion scampers away without so much as a defiant roar. Once the alpha makes his way back towards the second lioness, and with danger presently averted, the youngster appears again and presents himself to the queen. He is persistent, this lad, I'll give him that. Alas, his efforts look to be for naught as here again returns the alpha. It would appear the cub knows his place as he scampers back into the brush at the mere site of the alpha lion, eager to avoid any confrontation with the king of the pride. Crikey, that could have been bad for the youth. It's probably best he return to the watering hole alone and patiently wait for his turn with 'his girl'.
This post was edited on 3/21/18 at 9:47 am
Posted on 3/21/18 at 9:50 am to Pecker
He merely stood there and ran you off. Seems like we identified the alpha
Posted on 3/21/18 at 9:50 am to Fe_Mike
Weak
Posted on 3/21/18 at 10:04 am to Cosmo
quote:
None of this happened
this.
Posted on 3/21/18 at 10:04 am to Pecker
quote:
he just lurked like a creep
Bet this dude is all about Facebook.
Posted on 3/21/18 at 10:11 am to Pecker
Congrats on the conversation.
Posted on 3/21/18 at 10:13 am to Pecker
quote:
I pitch her my theory on fat people and babies needing to be banned from airplanes, yada yada. This continues for a good 10 minutes. She's laughing. We're enjoying ourselves.
i'm sure she was mesmerized by your oratory skills. she was probably making signals behind her back to her husband so he could save her from the drunk idiot slobbering over her at the bar.
This post was edited on 3/21/18 at 10:15 am
Posted on 3/21/18 at 10:14 am to Yellerhammer5
We need somebody with a good alter to come in and be the husband.
Posted on 3/21/18 at 10:17 am to Tigerfan56
quote:
You felt bad for the dude that married the OT 8 that you wanted to be with instead of your girl?
Posted on 3/21/18 at 10:23 am to Pecker
He's a cuck, likes to watch.
Posted on 3/21/18 at 10:28 am to Pecker
Is your wife an OT 8 or higher?
Posted on 3/21/18 at 10:35 am to craigbiggio
quote:I thought that as well. Maybe Pecker thought that she mouthed something at him and she really didn't. If she really wanted to re-engage him in conversation she would have walked over to him
You realize she got the husband to come over because you were creeping her out, right?
Posted on 3/21/18 at 10:37 am to Pecker
quote:If you know him why didn't you engage him in the conversation as well?
I know the guy. We've met before and spoken numerous times at other events.
Posted on 3/21/18 at 10:55 am to MontyFranklyn
quote:
Maybe Pecker thought that she mouthed something at him and she really didn't. If she really wanted to re-engage him in conversation she would have walked over to him
No kidding. One would think, given Peckers's Alpha male presence, he would have assumed a body language position of dominance and she would have been drawn into his web of testosterone.
Posted on 3/21/18 at 11:09 am to Pecker
Dude you weren't trying to hide the fact you're hitting on his wife.
If you think she didn't signal her husband to come over you're just clueless.
The sad person in this little drama is you.
If you think she didn't signal her husband to come over you're just clueless.
The sad person in this little drama is you.
Posted on 3/21/18 at 11:15 am to Pecker
Is there ever an event in your life where you are not pretentious and judgmental?
Posted on 3/21/18 at 11:16 am to Pecker
Pecker, I understand your pain. Some men are scared of what we have and insecure about themselves
Posted on 3/21/18 at 11:16 am to jrodLSUke
quote:
Is there ever an event in your life where you are not pretentious and judgmental?
Can you imagine how bad he'll be when he gets all growed up?
Posted on 3/21/18 at 11:19 am to Pecker
quote:
He wasn't even attempting to hide his feminine behavior by engaging in conversation, he just lurked like a creep.
How is it feminine to guard your mate? That’s just a dumb characterization of his behavior.
It’s not creepy to stand by your wife at a party.
It is creepy to flirt with other men’s wives at a party, though.
quote:
If you have to hover around your girl to make sure she doesn't fall on Chad's dick, then it's time to find a new girl
It’s his wife, not some throwaway relationship.
Why don’t you try to convince some OT 8 to marry you, and then maybe people would listen to your advice on women.
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