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re: Mary Lou Retton drunk and in jail

Posted on 5/27/25 at 10:53 am to
Posted by Thecoz
Member since Dec 2018
3880 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 10:53 am to
“could not afford to pay monthly health insurance"

I think she recently divorced or something.. but fwiw she was living in a pretty expensive house and lifestyle..
you can get basic insurance through the affordable healthcare based on income..

She chose to not get healthcare insurance.. the go fund me was a bad look imo.. but I believe mattress Mack stepped up and said he would cover all her medical bills.. that guy is one of the most generous people around.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
19325 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 11:35 am to
Being behind bars is probably like being locked in a vault.
This post was edited on 5/27/25 at 12:11 pm
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
22812 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 11:45 am to
I thought she was really sick and on death’s door or some shite recently.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
298305 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 11:51 am to
quote:

.. but fwiw she was living in a pretty expensive house and lifestyle..


A lot of folks are doing that today by skipping out on bills they should be paying.
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
53766 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 12:08 pm to
She fine, especially when a bit drunk.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120398 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 12:09 pm to
quote:

Fixed that one


Your baseball team sucks arse.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120398 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 12:20 pm to
quote:

And Mary Lou was always in the stands for every gym meet..



Its crazy how popular gymnastics has become and how many people attend. I remember when I was in college.. Late 90s to early 2000s and going to a.. Its a meet right? I think we went because one of my friends girlfriend at the time got extra credit for attending. I remember saying that I felt like the loyal fans in the movie Major League. The stadium would be damn near empty and they sat out in right field.. And talking about how gay it was for a dude to go there (because it was us.. And a few small groups of.. 1 or 2 adults with a few kids... little girls.. Who were probably in gymnastics... It just lacked testosterones.

But today there are a lot of people who go.. The daddies even go. I wonder if gymnastics turns a profit?
Posted by Thecoz
Member since Dec 2018
3880 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 3:10 pm to
Yeah.. more details coming out
Her Porsche was swerving all over road. When cops looked in open screwtop bottle of wine.. slurring words
Refused test…

Guess we know what she spent the 500 k she got in the go fund money on.
Posted by RohanGonzales
Member since Apr 2024
8452 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 3:20 pm to
I wonder if she drives with a pillow to sit on.

4'9" or so, about has to
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
7612 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 3:37 pm to
Ugly as frick but would turn out the lights and turn her around in her younger years because….

Posted by Lowdermilk
Lowdermilk Beach
Member since Aug 2024
1036 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 3:56 pm to
quote:

I impregnated many a sock in honor of her back in the 80s.


I've never rubbed one out using a Wheaties box.......
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103165 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 4:01 pm to
quote:

I remember saying that I felt like the loyal fans in the movie Major League


Did yall start one of those wave things?

Posted by tigergirl10
Member since Jul 2019
10696 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 4:04 pm to
She’s driving a Porsche yet her daughter’s set up a GoFundMe for her medical bills? Interesting.
Posted by lsufan1971
Zachary
Member since Nov 2003
23806 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 4:08 pm to
Fairmont PD used to be a client of mine. Her brother was a notorious frick up and drunk. She has a street named after her. Would be funny if she got a DWI on Mary Lou Retton drive.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103165 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 4:12 pm to
quote:

Would be funny if she got a DWI on Mary Lou Retton drive.


“Poor Lou Gehrig. He died of Lou Gehrig’s disease. How do you not see that coming? We all told him there was a disease out there with his name all over it.” - Denis Leary as Babe Ruth
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
138911 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 4:14 pm to
Just an FYI:



LINK

That is very close to 2.32 oz of pure ethanol.

That's almost 6 shots of Irish Whiskey (5.8 to be exact).

Since I weigh 200 I could expect my BAC to be 0.058% under these circumstances.
This post was edited on 5/27/25 at 4:17 pm
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
73059 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 4:22 pm to
Get your shite together RAYMON!
quote:




Mary Lou shoulda told the cop to take her to a gym and walked the balance beam for him.

The crappy-ness of Fairmont is not just a Ford model.
Posted by FearlessFreep
Baja Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
19612 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 4:31 pm to
quote:

The little gnome is looking rough around the edges.
actually looks pretty good for 57

Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
17886 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 4:34 pm to
Everyone thinks celebrities etc end up rich. Laughable

Millionaires with no debt are gems. You rarely find them and them You realize most people are flash in the motherfricking pan. (All your sales buddies that make 250k a year after retirement)

Leave you with this, make money fast lose money fast unless you are educated or have built something that took years to realize.

It’s biblical people. The Bible literally explains this lol
This post was edited on 5/27/25 at 4:36 pm
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
17886 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 4:39 pm to
quote:

A lot of folks are doing that today by skipping out on bills they should be paying.


I’d bet a large sum 90% of people live beyond their means.
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