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Mary lost a quarter on a blow job following a DWI arrest

Posted on 8/22/19 at 10:44 am
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
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34412 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 10:44 am


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Mary Kessler Westerlund, 62, of the Village of Tierra Del Sol South, was in a gray Acura at about 10:30 p.m. Monday at The Villages Public Safety Department’s Fire Station 41 at County Road 466 and Morse Boulevard when law enforcement was alerted to the possibility she may have been driving while intoxicated. A Sumter County sheriff’s deputy found that Westerlund had “bloodshot glassy eyes and heavily slurred speech,” according to an arrest report. “I repeatedly attempted to speak with the (Westerlund), however she was so impaired she would just scream at me. While she was screaming I could smell the strong odor of an alcoholic beverage coming from her breath,” the deputy wrote in the report. When asked to step out of her vehicle, she told the deputy she was “not going to jail.” When she was escorted to a patrol car, she repeatedly attempted to pull away. She struggled through field sobriety exercises. When Westerlund was asked to provide a breath sample, she wanted to wager a quarter with the machine’s operator, predicting she would measure .190 blood alcohol content. She provided samples that registered .229 and .210 blood alcohol content.



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Posted by sand mountainDvalues
Member since Oct 2018
8718 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 10:46 am to
I’m almost jealous of people like this. Imagine how simple life is for them
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 10:48 am to
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“bloodshot glassy eyes and heavily slurred speech


quote:

strong odor of an alcoholic beverage coming from her breath,


straight out of the handbook


+2 for thread title, nice
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
10600 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 10:48 am to
Ahhhh, I see what you did there.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
95749 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 10:48 am to
I thought this was about Mary Landrieu.
Posted by tiddlesmcdiddles
Lafayette, LA
Member since Apr 2013
1719 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 10:49 am to
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arseinclarse


thread title kang
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55492 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 10:50 am to
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he provided samples that registered .229 and .210 blood alcohol content.



Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
39021 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 10:51 am to
Seems like she won, predicted 0.19...got it up there to 0.21.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
95749 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 10:52 am to
She had to predict it to within a hundredth to get it right.

0.18 through 0.20 would have won it for her.
Posted by caro81
Member since Jul 2017
4901 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 10:55 am to
solid thread title. upvote
Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
10966 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 11:00 am to
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Seems like she won, predicted 0.19...got it up there to 0.21.


It's like Price is Right, closest bid without going over. But instead of winning a car, you get your car taken away
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79186 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 11:02 am to
1. Perfect title
2. Pics included
3. Profit
4. Upvote
Posted by Meauxjeaux
98836 posts including my alters
Member since Jun 2005
39967 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 11:11 am to
OP ain’t no rookie bruh.
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
14982 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 11:12 am to
WYHI?
Posted by ForeverEllisHugh
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2016
14818 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 11:21 am to
Those are not rookie numbers
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34412 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 11:25 am to
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Mary Kessler Westerlund, 62, of the Village of Tierra Del Sol South


This chick parties. IWHI
Posted by 0
Member since Aug 2011
16634 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 11:29 am to
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She provided samples that registered .229 and .210 blood alcohol content.


Surprised she was conscious.
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34412 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 11:31 am to
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Surprised she was conscious.


I'm sure there are 1000's of fans in Tiger Stadium on Saturday nights that can easily hit this mark.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67488 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 11:33 am to
Somewhere she's singing "Here's a Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares"
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90638 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 11:34 am to
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she wanted to wager a quarter with the machine’s operator, predicting she would measure .190 blood alcohol content


At least take a shot and wager that if you guess right then they just drive you home with no charges
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