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re: Marrying your first real girlfriend/ girl you had sex with
Posted on 4/22/16 at 10:56 am to TheAlmightySmash
Posted on 4/22/16 at 10:56 am to TheAlmightySmash
Never lived with or slept with my wife before we got married (her choice obviously).
5 years and counting and it gets better with every year.
5 years and counting and it gets better with every year.
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Posted on 4/22/16 at 10:58 am to OldHickory
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You haven't lived until you've f-d a bi-polar girl with daddy issues. All sex is subpar after that. Not bad... but, it's like trying to recapture a high.
they are great dancers too.
Posted on 4/22/16 at 11:06 am to CelticDog
OM's statement is 100% truth. Been there, done that.
Posted on 4/22/16 at 11:08 am to King Slender
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Actually my daughter is now 17, has a 4.0 GPA, and is about to graduate from HS and start at LSU in the fall. She has not given me one single problem in her entire life. If there is a such thing as a perfect child, she's it. She's never had sex and wears a purity ring and lets any guys who ask her out know from the beginning that she's abstaining from sex until she's married
LOLZ
Posted on 4/22/16 at 11:12 am to Deactived
yeah his daughter is on her way to being batshit.
Posted on 4/22/16 at 11:14 am to bigberg2000
And the dad is delusional as frick
Posted on 4/22/16 at 11:21 am to TheAlmightySmash
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Marrying your first real girlfriend/ girl you had sex with
A friend of mine married a girl that he started dating in 8th grade. They had a 6 month breakup when they were in college, though.
Posted on 4/22/16 at 11:23 am to bigberg2000
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yeah his daughter is on her way to being batshit.
aka awesome in bed?
Posted on 4/22/16 at 11:23 am to Deactived
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Actually my daughter is now 17, has a 4.0 GPA, and is about to graduate from HS and start at LSU in the fall. She has not given me one single problem in her entire life. If there is a such thing as a perfect child, she's it. She's never had sex and wears a purity ring and lets any guys who ask her out know from the beginning that she's abstaining from sex until she's married
Those were the girls every guy hoped to find in college. Because they turn to sex-crazed FREAKS once away from mom and dad.
This post was edited on 4/22/16 at 11:34 am
Posted on 4/22/16 at 11:25 am to TheAlmightySmash
Thankful that it did not happen although we talked about it a bit. Probably 90% of those were shotgun weddings anyway which don't work out.
Posted on 4/22/16 at 11:26 am to TheAlmightySmash
First real girlfriend or first girl you had sex with? My wife was my first real girlfriend in high school and we've been married almost 22 years. She was not the first girl I had sex with.
Posted on 4/22/16 at 11:27 am to Epic Cajun
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They had a 6 month breakup
a time they probably, privately refer to as the one night stand olympics
Posted on 4/22/16 at 11:32 am to cast away
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First real girlfriend or first girl you had sex with? My wife was my first real girlfriend in high school and we've been married almost 22 years. She was not the first girl I had sex with
This. Looking back over 27 years later I assume my first real girlfriend and I loved each other, so I figure it might have worked out. The first girl I slept with was a 16 year old OT 2.3 when I was 13, and there is no way in hell that could have worked out.
Posted on 4/22/16 at 11:37 am to CelticDog
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they are great dancers too.
This one was. And all inked up too. It was glorious.
Posted on 4/22/16 at 11:39 am to TheAlmightySmash
If you haven't slept with a girl who wants to be choked out/hit, you should. There is no going back after that 
Posted on 4/22/16 at 12:06 pm to Old Money
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If you haven't slept with a girl who wants to be choked out/hit, you should.
That shite freaks me out
Posted on 4/22/16 at 12:07 pm to Epic Cajun
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They had a 6 month breakup when they were in college, though.
Necessary for a healthy relationship before marriage IMHO.
Posted on 4/22/16 at 12:09 pm to King Slender
quote:Your daughter and her boyfriend are smart. Of course they're telling you they're waiting til marriage.
Actually my daughter is now 17, has a 4.0 GPA, and is about to graduate from HS and start at LSU in the fall. She has not given me one single problem in her entire life. If there is a such thing as a perfect child, she's it. She's never had sex and wears a purity ring and lets any guys who ask her out know from the beginning that she's abstaining from sex until she's married. Her current boyfriend had a 35 on the ACT and is majoring in astrophysics or some shite and feels the same way about sex as she does. So in this case, the statistics you speak of were way off. Staying with her mother would have caused more harm than good -- we divorced when she was too young to remember, so she grew up with two loving homes instead of one, and that's all she knows.
My advice: test-drive several different cars before deciding to buy one.
Posted on 4/22/16 at 12:12 pm to King Slender
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Actually my daughter is now 17, has a 4.0 GPA, and is about to graduate from HS and start at LSU in the fall. She has not given me one single problem in her entire life. If there is a such thing as a perfect child, she's it. She's never had sex and wears a purity ring and lets any guys who ask her out know from the beginning that she's abstaining from sex until she's marrie
You're delusional and she's about to experience life away from mom and dad..
For your sake, I hope she doesn't come home pregnant within 18 months
Posted on 4/22/16 at 12:16 pm to Tigeralum2008
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Those were the girls every guy hoped to find in college. Because they turn to sex-crazed FREAKS once away from mom and dad.
Except she won't be, since she's commuting from home. Look guys, you can carry on with your delusional fantasies and predictions all you want; it doesn't bother me one bit, because I know better. Everything Breesus predicted has already been disproven (since he assumed she was still a little girl) and at this point, even if she were to become a sex fiend (and she won't) it wouldn't bother me since she's a grown adult.
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