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re: Married men, give advice to the young gentlemen of the OT about women

Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:56 am to
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:56 am to
Try not to marry a chick with one or more hot sisters that you're uncontrollably attracted to. It's hard enough to avoid cheating when you can get away from them. If they are always near you, in your face, flirting with you, hanging out in bikinis at pool parties, etc., it's like having permanent torture affixed to you for life. Or worse, you might go ahead and do the unthinkable and then you've got the most insurmountable stress you could ever imagine.
This post was edited on 4/6/16 at 9:57 am
Posted by PeteRose
Hall of Fame
Member since Aug 2014
16949 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:58 am to
Don't be like that guy on the Valentine jewelry commercial.

Posted by Lester Earl
Member since Nov 2003
278945 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 10:00 am to
if you find a girl that posts a lot on social media(or 3-4x a day), run, cause she is crazy
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
30616 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 10:01 am to
quote:

1. Don't listen to the OT for advice


Upvote
Posted by Mahootney
Lovin' My German Footprint
Member since Sep 2008
11877 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 10:06 am to
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 10:23 am to
quote:

NIH
Agreed. I have that thread bookmarked as well.
Posted by jrodLSUke
Premium
Member since Jan 2011
22287 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 10:32 am to
You have a story to tell and it needs to be shared.

Now create an alter and let's get your spinoff thread going.
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
23835 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 10:35 am to
quote:

Try not to marry a chick with one or more hot sisters that you're uncontrollably attracted to. It's hard enough to avoid cheating when you can get away from them. If they are always near you, in your face, flirting with you, hanging out in bikinis at pool parties, etc., it's like having permanent torture affixed to you for life. Or worse, you might go ahead and do the unthinkable and then you've got the most insurmountable stress you could ever imagine.

Further details or it didn't happen
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29453 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 10:39 am to
Dated a girl that was marriage material but her sister was hot, one night stand material.

I could see how any attraction early on could build into a big problem down the road.

Don't marry a chick with a hotter, sluttier sister if you have any doubt about your ability to say "no".
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
23835 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 10:49 am to
quote:

Dated a girl that was marriage material but her sister was hot, one night stand material.

I could see how any attraction early on could build into a big problem down the road.

Don't marry a chick with a hotter, sluttier sister if you have any doubt about your ability to say "no".
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
14877 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 10:50 am to
When trouble at home starts a-brewin', we are here for you.

-The OT
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47543 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 10:52 am to
quote:

Because the mortician is a necrophiliac?


No. Because Muppet will Black Snake Moan that bitch.
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
18504 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 10:53 am to
She'll eventually find out if you frick up and step out...
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18064 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 10:54 am to
1. Happy wife, happy life.
2.There are some battles just not worth fighting.
3. Never and I mean never, tell her she is acting like her mother.
4. Make sure you have a very comfortable couch, because you will occasionally have to spend a night on it.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47543 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 10:54 am to
quote:

When trouble at home starts a-brewin', we are here for you.

-The OT



Yea .... to right click and save my heartbroken drunken tirade after a bender during first weeks of separation.
God damned Terd.
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8411 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 10:58 am to
Damn son beat me to it. I was all excited and ready to post this.
Posted by joeytiger
Muh Mom's House
Member since Jul 2012
6037 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 10:59 am to
Treat women with respect and not some object to play with, unless she's a whore, then you can smash and be an a-hole to her.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
79079 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 10:59 am to
I'm going to go against my instincts and be serious on the OT, down-votes be damned. My rule is simple. You won't really be a good Dad if you aren't a good husband. You have to get the latter right, to truly excel in the former. So marry someone who shares your values, has your back and who raises your game. Because when you are 50, you will look at women entirely differently than you did at 25.And if you have a GREAT woman next to you who you admire, your odds of having the life you want is much higher. I have friends that have been married 20 years that hate their wife and hate their life. Don't be that guy, at war with someone who is rooting against you, under your own roof. Holy shite, don't do that. Marry well, and the quality of your life will be your reward.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
262061 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 11:00 am to
Get all your desires accomplished before settling down
Posted by Knight of Old
New Hampshire
Member since Jul 2007
11051 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 11:00 am to
Women: you can't live with them; you can't live with them.
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