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re: Married men, give advice to the young gentlemen of the OT about women
Posted on 4/6/16 at 11:03 am to Hogwarts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 11:03 am to Hogwarts
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Never and I mean never, tell her she is acting like her mother.
This is the exact thing I said to my ex the last time I talked to her
It's the trump card for when you dgaf anymore.
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Posted on 4/6/16 at 11:03 am to Hogwarts
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1. Happy wife, happy life.
2.There are some battles just not worth fighting.
3. Never and I mean never, tell her she is acting like her mother.
Best advice yet.
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4. Make sure you have a very comfortable couch, because you will occasionally have to spend a night on it.
Still oh-for-the-couch!
Posted on 4/6/16 at 11:06 am to ctiger69
Once you are married you will truly realize how simple it is to get laid, And that you stood in your own way most of the time before marriage.
Marriage with the right person is pretty awesome, choose wisely and aim outside your league.
Marriage with the right person is pretty awesome, choose wisely and aim outside your league.
Posted on 4/6/16 at 11:08 am to ctiger69
Women like men that work hard, play hard and frick hard.
Posted on 4/6/16 at 11:16 am to SabiDojo
Never listen to people who are complete failures in committed relationships.
Listen to people who are still married to the same woman after 20, 30 or more years.
They'll tell you it's a give and take thing, with you getting more than you realize.
And if you can't satisfy her to the point she's chasing you around the house after 10 plus years of being married, kids or not, you're doing it wrong.
Listen to people who are still married to the same woman after 20, 30 or more years.
They'll tell you it's a give and take thing, with you getting more than you realize.
And if you can't satisfy her to the point she's chasing you around the house after 10 plus years of being married, kids or not, you're doing it wrong.
Posted on 4/6/16 at 11:27 am to llfshoals
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Never listen to people who are complete failures in committed relationships.
Listen to people who are still married to the same woman after 20, 30 or more years.
Right before I got married this guy, who was on his third marriage, was trying to give me marriage advice. I was thinking you should be seeking advice not giving it.
Posted on 4/6/16 at 11:36 am to ctiger69
Married at 18 and still am to the same woman 33 yrs later.
Only thing I can add is that if you love your Wife and Family, don't cheat on them.
Only thing I can add is that if you love your Wife and Family, don't cheat on them.
Posted on 4/6/16 at 11:58 am to RockAndRollDetective
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Try not to marry a chick with one or more hot sisters that you're uncontrollably attracted to. It's hard enough to avoid cheating when you can get away from them. If they are always near you, in your face, flirting with you, hanging out in bikinis at pool parties, etc., it's like having permanent torture affixed to you for life. Or worse, you might go ahead and do the unthinkable and then you've got the most insurmountable stress you could ever imagine.
we're listening. . .
Posted on 4/6/16 at 12:08 pm to llfshoals
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Listen to people who are still married to the same woman after 20, 30 or more years.
25 years this year.
DON'T DO IT.
Posted on 4/6/16 at 12:22 pm to roguetiger15
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my s.o. has a once a week washing clothes policy. its starting to really piss me off.
she even had the gull to tell me last night "I wanna have sex but I don't want to do any work"
sounds like my wife is cheating on me with you.
My mom washed clothes every day. It ain't that hard. I already do all the cooking, i'm not doing the fricking laundry too just b/c i want it done in a timely manner.
Posted on 4/6/16 at 12:31 pm to LucasP
You know how many arguments would have ended much faster if you could just plant a haymaker and not get in trouble?
...I mean, I don't know the number, but I can imagine it's a lot
...I mean, I don't know the number, but I can imagine it's a lot
Posted on 4/6/16 at 12:31 pm to MJackson
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we're listening. . .
For me it was a potential marriage situation. Ex girlfriend had two nice looking sisters, one really hot in that way that just can't be suppressed. We broke it off when it came time to either get married or cut bait. Her family was already not cool with me jumping ship but I ran into the sister when I was drunk one night and let her know in not so many words that she was part of the problem, proceeded to make a move on her, got shot down, etc.
After that her family all wanted to kill me. I think it may all be kind of cooled off by this point but yeah... be careful with sisters. It's a minefield.
Posted on 4/6/16 at 12:33 pm to TigersOfGeauxld
quote:I broke this rule a few years ago with my college gf....bad move. She grabbed the wheel on Lee and almost took me with her!
3. Never and I mean never, tell her she is acting like her mother.
Posted on 4/6/16 at 12:38 pm to ctiger69
I'm 72 - been at it for 50 years - always carry a roll of $100.00 bills - wimmen love that shite and what ever you do don't let your wife find the roll.
Posted on 4/6/16 at 12:44 pm to ctiger69
Never try to understand woman.......it can't be done so don't waste time or brain cells
Posted on 4/6/16 at 12:44 pm to bigpetedatiga
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There is no such thing as a perfect woman. There is no such thing as a perfect man. Live in reality. If you find someone you like and you enjoy being with then just let the relationship be and develop at its own pace.
When you spend a lot of time with someone, their flaws will show, it is very easy to for people to mask their flaws when you aren't around them all the time and you are only getting their best. A.K.A the other woman or man.
So much truth.
People spend so much time trying to point out every flaw in the other person, that they forget that they are far from perfect themselves.
No one is perfect. You either accept/love the person regardless of their flaws or you walk away. People don't change. Constantly pointing out every flaw in your SO accomplishes nothing.
You don't really know a person until you spend a lot of time with them. Like you said, when you aren't around them a lot, you're getting the "other" man/woman.
Posted on 4/6/16 at 12:47 pm to The Torch
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Women need to get theirs too, don't be a 2 pump chump.
I usually go downstairs and let her get hers, then it doesn't matter how long I last
I'm not going to derail the thread, but this is very sound advice, FYI.
Posted on 4/6/16 at 1:10 pm to RockAndRollDetective
At least you were honest with yourself and broke it off so that she could move on.
So you gambled on the sister and lost. But considering the parents didn't like you much, that poker table was not the one for you to be sitting at anyway. In the grand scheme of things, that's what needed to happen.
So you gambled on the sister and lost. But considering the parents didn't like you much, that poker table was not the one for you to be sitting at anyway. In the grand scheme of things, that's what needed to happen.
Posted on 4/6/16 at 1:15 pm to RockAndRollDetective
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be careful with sisters. It's a minefield.
your advice is to not be an immature moron not ready for a committed relationship.
Posted on 4/6/16 at 1:18 pm to ctiger69
Premarital sex is the bane of society - almost singlehandedly the collapse of culture and the root of most evils. Find a woman you love and be exclusive with her. If you can't see yourself spending the rest of your life with a woman and, particularly, raising a child with her, do not have sex with her. I just don't understand this hedonistic preoccupation people have with "getting laid." 
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