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fareplay
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Member since Nov 2012
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Married baws: you have a time machine

And can go back either right before you met your s/o or right before you thought of having kids or stay at current timeline. What would you do?


LNCHBOX
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re: Married baws: you have a time machine
I'd abort you and your stupid threads.


GetCocky11
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Member since Oct 2012
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re: Married baws: you have a time machine
My post complaining about dog leashes was anchored, but I bet this shitty thread will be allowed to stay up


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MugMan
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re: Married baws: you have a time machine
Nothing. Any alterations to my past self will not affect my timeline.


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Saskwatch
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Member since Feb 2016
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re: Married baws: you have a time machine
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What would you do?


I'd go back to "trying to get her pregnant" and fking every day. That was nice. So basically just replay not having kids in the house so we got to frick whenever and wherever and then having the same result we have today.


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RogerTheShrubber
LSU Fan
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Member since Jan 2009
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re: Married baws: you have a time machine
I wouldn't change anything, except the divorce. Was married 19 years, 18 of them were pretty damn good.


Jameson2954
Member since Mar 2022
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re: Married baws: you have a time machine
They did this thread last month. Every one said they would still marry their SO



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MorbidTheClown
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Member since Jan 2015
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re: Married baws: you have a time machine
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What would you do?


win all of my sports bets.


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Mahootney
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Member since Sep 2008
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re: Married baws: you have a time machine
I’d have married her sooner, had kids sooner, and had more kids.
You have got to choose the right woman.
But if you do, it’s a wonderful life.


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LittleJerrySeinfield
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Member since Aug 2013
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re: Married baws: you have a time machine
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And can go back either right before you met your s/o or right before you thought of having kids or stay at current timeline


That would create a paradox. Would I have to kill my past self? Would that be murder or suicide? Would my past wife want to be with present, 20-year older, me? Gotta answer these before I can say.


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wadewilson
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re: Married baws: you have a time machine
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I'd abort you and your stupid threads.


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Kingpenm3
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Member since Aug 2011
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re: Married baws: you have a time machine
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right before you met your s/o or right before you thought of having kids


I don't like that you insinuate that there is a correct order for these two points of time to take place.


CamdenTiger
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re: Married baws: you have a time machine
Yeah, don’t know if just luck or divine intervention, but I got the right one. This isn’t just wishful thinking or speculation; it’s a 30+ year results oriented fact. I never thought it would be like this, almost didn’t walk down that isle, thinking all the bad things you hear, that the sex gets old, and kids will change things and she’ll nag you to death. Nope. I’d gladly jump back in that briar patch.


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wadewilson
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Giantkiller
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re: Married baws: you have a time machine
I'd go back to right before the FSU game and convince myself not to make any disparaging remarks on TD about Malik Nabors after he muffed those punts. I got a timeout for it and it was deserved. But the frick who RA'd me will always be in my crosshairs. I check his post history on the reg and I'm just waiting for him to slip up a little.

If it's just to before I met my wife, I'm going waaaaay back so I'd probably use my Super Bowl knowledge and bet my arse off, Back To The Future 2 style.


jaytothen
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Member since Jan 2020
5071 posts

re: Married baws: you have a time machine
Continue going back until I find the right statement to get that threesome.
This post was edited on 1/24 at 2:37 pm


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Packer
Wisconsin Fan
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Member since May 2017
7073 posts

re: Married baws: you have a time machine
If I could, I would change a lot of things, but I wouldn't change anything about my wife and son.



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Hangover Haven
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SteveLSU35
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Member since Mar 2004
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re: Married baws: you have a time machine
My life rules right now. No way I'm going anywhere to screw it up to not have what I have now.


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Bayou Blue Balls
Member since Jan 2023
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re: Married baws: you have a time machine
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the frick who RA'd me will always be in my crosshairs. I check his post history on the reg and I'm just waiting for him to slip up a little.


Name names


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