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re: New Timex Watches

Posted by Bayou Blue Balls on 1/27/23 at 11:03 pm to
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Why y'all so obsessed with time?

The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older…

Shorter of breath and one day closer to death
I enjoy kava on occasion. It’s affect is more kike “the flip side to coffee” than it is to weed or alcohol IMO. But it’s not necessarily seadtive, just sort of a relaxing calmness.

Damn I could use some now actually.
Kermit’s favorite order at the BBQ shack?


Riblets.

re: Memory Retention

Posted by Bayou Blue Balls on 1/26/23 at 10:14 pm to
I was wondering what the title could possibly be referring to but it all makes sense now thanks
You probably trade time for money when you should be trading money for time. You will run out of time before you run out of money.
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It's just like taking a trip to a Mexican resort. Don't venture out of the resort.


What, you think the cartel’s gonna get ya?:lol:
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the frick who RA'd me will always be in my crosshairs. I check his post history on the reg and I'm just waiting for him to slip up a little.


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You gotta be pretty dumb if you can’t figure out how to sneak into Mexico. But since I have love for everyone - including the slowest of those among us - I’ll provide a simple guide:

1. Go to any American border town with a corresponding Mexican town on the other side.

2. Walk your arse across pedestrian bridge, and benevidos a Mexico.

Bonus points if you choose anywhere other than San Diego/Tijuana, as that’s the only place they’ll even have Mexican officials processing you on the other side. You can walk from El Paso to Juarez and nobody would know.

Of course, making it to Mexico isn’t enough and hasn’t been since the Wild West. Will buy you a little time but that’s it. American jails are full of idiots who thought they were home free just because they made it south of the border:lol: