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Man vs. German Shepherd - Fight to the death - Who wins?

Posted on 1/12/17 at 7:44 am
Posted by Pecker
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Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 1/12/17 at 7:44 am
No weapons

Tale of the tape:

Man
6'3
230 lbs

Strengths:
Intelligence
Opposable thumbs
Physical strength
The gift of speech

German Sheppard
26 inches (at the shoulders)
90 lbs

Strengths:
Sharp teeth
Sharp claws
History of attacking people in Nazi Germany





This post was edited on 1/12/17 at 7:57 am
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
45120 posts
Posted on 1/12/17 at 7:45 am to
Man, every time.
Posted by someLSUdoosh
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2016
893 posts
Posted on 1/12/17 at 7:47 am to
You would think the man easy.

gonna get cut up pretty bad, but the man wins.
Posted by Chazzy McRamzee
Member since Jun 2014
2681 posts
Posted on 1/12/17 at 7:48 am to
Man would just grab him by the balls with his free hand.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 1/12/17 at 7:51 am to
These are big dogs... just saying

Posted by Rossberg02
Member since Jun 2016
2591 posts
Posted on 1/12/17 at 7:52 am to
That sized man should easily win.

People seem shocked that their cute little pet attacked them and don't fight back with their raw abilities.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66098 posts
Posted on 1/12/17 at 7:52 am to
give me steel toes and that dog gonna get stomped
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 1/12/17 at 7:54 am to
There's only one way the German Shepherd rd wins, and that's if he gets to the man's throat. Other than that, man wins every time.
This post was edited on 1/12/17 at 7:58 am
Posted by DevilDogTiger
RTWFY!
Member since Nov 2007
6627 posts
Posted on 1/12/17 at 7:55 am to
Man but his non dominant arm will be fricked
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74852 posts
Posted on 1/12/17 at 7:55 am to
quote:

German Sheppard
OP: U dum

German Shepherd is the breed.
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
31030 posts
Posted on 1/12/17 at 7:56 am to
That guy would win.


A millennial social justice warrior......the dog wins every time.
Posted by BUGAtGOAT
Munroe
Member since Oct 2015
1909 posts
Posted on 1/12/17 at 7:56 am to
Dogs go for the throat when attacking. I think the man wins if he swipes the dog away at first and can choke it out but it only takes 1 good bite to cause fatal damage.
Posted by Whoopdedo_LSU
This is where I parked my car
Member since Oct 2015
1091 posts
Posted on 1/12/17 at 7:56 am to
I was expecting a video.

Disappointed
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10293 posts
Posted on 1/12/17 at 7:56 am to
Come on man you could make this a lot more interesting.

Quadriplegic vs. Yorkshire Terrier to the death.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 1/12/17 at 7:56 am to
quote:

give me steel toes and that dog gonna get stomped




I'd probably try to kick the thing's head like a soccer ball. But they can jump and stuff...


Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 1/12/17 at 7:57 am to
Edited for retardation
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 1/12/17 at 7:58 am to
Is the German Shepard trained to fight and attack like a police dog or is it just a inside house pet who thinks he's a lap dog?
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 1/12/17 at 7:59 am to
quote:

Is the German Shepard trained to fight and attack like a police dog or is it just a inside house pet who thinks he's a lap dog?


He's a pound dog. Never had a real home. Rather ornery and has never been house trained.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 1/12/17 at 8:01 am to
frick. Now, we're giving the dog a backstory?!
Posted by Kafkas father
Member since Aug 2016
1124 posts
Posted on 1/12/17 at 8:01 am to
If we are fighting to the death and the man has any fight in him, the man should win.
The dog has a mouth to attack with.

Man has two hands, arms, legs, and can also bite if need be.

The trick is knowing how to defend and attack with your weapons. The dog has instinct there, man would have to learn how to use his.
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