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Man vs. German Shepherd - Fight to the death - Who wins?
Posted on 1/12/17 at 7:44 am
Posted on 1/12/17 at 7:44 am
No weapons
Tale of the tape:
Man
6'3
230 lbs
Strengths:
Intelligence
Opposable thumbs
Physical strength
The gift of speech
German Sheppard
26 inches (at the shoulders)
90 lbs
Strengths:
Sharp teeth
Sharp claws
History of attacking people in Nazi Germany
Tale of the tape:
Man
6'3
230 lbs
Strengths:
Intelligence
Opposable thumbs
Physical strength
The gift of speech
German Sheppard
26 inches (at the shoulders)
90 lbs
Strengths:
Sharp teeth
Sharp claws
History of attacking people in Nazi Germany
This post was edited on 1/12/17 at 7:57 am
Posted on 1/12/17 at 7:47 am to Pecker
You would think the man easy.
gonna get cut up pretty bad, but the man wins.
gonna get cut up pretty bad, but the man wins.
Posted on 1/12/17 at 7:48 am to Pecker
Man would just grab him by the balls with his free hand.
Posted on 1/12/17 at 7:51 am to someLSUdoosh
These are big dogs... just saying


Posted on 1/12/17 at 7:52 am to Pecker
That sized man should easily win.
People seem shocked that their cute little pet attacked them and don't fight back with their raw abilities.
People seem shocked that their cute little pet attacked them and don't fight back with their raw abilities.
Posted on 1/12/17 at 7:52 am to Pecker
give me steel toes and that dog gonna get stomped
Posted on 1/12/17 at 7:54 am to Pecker
There's only one way the German Shepherd rd wins, and that's if he gets to the man's throat. Other than that, man wins every time.
This post was edited on 1/12/17 at 7:58 am
Posted on 1/12/17 at 7:55 am to Pecker
Man but his non dominant arm will be fricked
Posted on 1/12/17 at 7:55 am to Pecker
quote:OP: U dum
German Sheppard
German Shepherd is the breed.
Posted on 1/12/17 at 7:56 am to Nado Jenkins83
That guy would win.
A millennial social justice warrior......the dog wins every time.
A millennial social justice warrior......the dog wins every time.
Posted on 1/12/17 at 7:56 am to Nado Jenkins83
Dogs go for the throat when attacking. I think the man wins if he swipes the dog away at first and can choke it out but it only takes 1 good bite to cause fatal damage.
Posted on 1/12/17 at 7:56 am to Pecker
I was expecting a video.
Disappointed
Disappointed
Posted on 1/12/17 at 7:56 am to Pecker
Come on man you could make this a lot more interesting.
Quadriplegic vs. Yorkshire Terrier to the death.
Quadriplegic vs. Yorkshire Terrier to the death.
Posted on 1/12/17 at 7:56 am to Nado Jenkins83
quote:
give me steel toes and that dog gonna get stomped
I'd probably try to kick the thing's head like a soccer ball. But they can jump and stuff...

Posted on 1/12/17 at 7:58 am to Pecker
Is the German Shepard trained to fight and attack like a police dog or is it just a inside house pet who thinks he's a lap dog?
Posted on 1/12/17 at 7:59 am to tgrbaitn08
quote:
Is the German Shepard trained to fight and attack like a police dog or is it just a inside house pet who thinks he's a lap dog?
He's a pound dog. Never had a real home. Rather ornery and has never been house trained.
Posted on 1/12/17 at 8:01 am to Pecker
frick. Now, we're giving the dog a backstory?!
Posted on 1/12/17 at 8:01 am to Pecker
If we are fighting to the death and the man has any fight in him, the man should win.
The dog has a mouth to attack with.
Man has two hands, arms, legs, and can also bite if need be.
The trick is knowing how to defend and attack with your weapons. The dog has instinct there, man would have to learn how to use his.
The dog has a mouth to attack with.
Man has two hands, arms, legs, and can also bite if need be.
The trick is knowing how to defend and attack with your weapons. The dog has instinct there, man would have to learn how to use his.
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