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Posted on 1/12/17 at 8:04 am to Pecker
What about the man? Is he a navy seal, army ranger delta forces kinda guy or just a douche bag steroid gym rat?
Posted on 1/12/17 at 8:04 am to TigerstuckinMS
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frick. Now, we're giving the dog a backstory?!
He also has never been given a proper name. And when he was a small pup he was beaten by a vagrant at a highway rest stop while trying to get a drink of water from a puddle.
He has a natural dislike for humans because of this.
Posted on 1/12/17 at 8:05 am to tgrbaitn08
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What about the man? Is he a navy seal, army ranger delta forces kinda guy or just a douche bag steroid gym rat?
Judging from the picture given, I'd say he's an ex-college athlete and NFL washout. Now whoring himself out to anybody that will put him on camera.
Posted on 1/12/17 at 8:06 am to tgrbaitn08
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What about the man? Is he a navy seal, army ranger delta forces kinda guy or just a douche bag steroid gym rat?
He's natty. Never been on any gear. Just has good genetics.
Former high school football player. Has a girlfriend but he cheats on her. He does have a fondness for dogs though and owns a Finnish Spitz.
Posted on 1/12/17 at 8:07 am to TigerFanInSouthland
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Judging from the picture given, I'd say he's an ex-college athlete and NFL washout. Now whoring himself out to anybody that will put him on camera.
Posted on 1/12/17 at 8:08 am to Pecker
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He's natty. Never been on any gear. Just has good genetics.
Former high school football player. Has a girlfriend but he cheats on her. He does have a fondness for dogs though and owns a Finnish Spitz.
Now that we know the history of both the dog and the douche,
I'm going with the dog.
Posted on 1/12/17 at 8:10 am to Pecker
That man is Tim Tebow. He couldn't bring himself to harm the misunderstood beast
Posted on 1/12/17 at 8:12 am to tgrbaitn08
Man could beat a pit bull if he is smart. When the dog attack, shove your fist and arm down his throat. Sure your gonna get fricked up. But I don't care how mean that dog is he will go into survival mode and try to run if you did that.
Posted on 1/12/17 at 8:13 am to Pecker
Dogs have horrible gag reflexes. Man sticks his arm down dog's throat, it's over (cuts and puncture wounds to arm though). If there are two dogs, dogs would have the advantage.
Posted on 1/12/17 at 8:13 am to Pecker
Why is Tim Tebow fighting a dog?
Posted on 1/12/17 at 8:14 am to Kafkas father
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If we are fighting to the death and the man has any fight in him, the man should win.
The dog has a mouth to attack with.
Man has two hands, arms, legs, and can also bite if need be.
The trick is knowing how to defend and attack with your weapons. The dog has instinct there, man would have to learn how to use his.
My question is what do you do when the dog inevitably gets a hold of your forearm and starts shredding it like cheese and you're bleeding out all over the place?
This post was edited on 1/12/17 at 8:14 am
Posted on 1/12/17 at 8:15 am to Pecker
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My question is what do you do when the dog inevitably gets a hold of your forearm and starts shredding it like cheese and you're bleeding out all over the place?
You bleed out and die
Posted on 1/12/17 at 8:19 am to Pecker
Yep. If the dog opens an artery, man is in trouble. I think the result of this match is closer to 50/50 than most seem to think.
Posted on 1/12/17 at 8:20 am to Pecker
If you know its do or die, the man easily. If the dog jumped you from behind and you weren't expecting it, the dog gets a little edge because not everyone has the instinct to fight in a spur of the moment. Some people would try to run or do something else to get the dog away.
Posted on 1/12/17 at 8:21 am to Pecker
yeah its all about being about to shake em on that first leap. I would give a stutter step and when he comes down on all 4 that boot would be crushing its face.
Posted on 1/12/17 at 8:27 am to Pecker
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My question is what do you do when the dog inevitably gets a hold of your forearm and starts shredding it like cheese and you're bleeding out all over the place?
That's the easiest way to win, sacrificing your left arm, and then ripping his throat out with your right. yeah it's going to hurt like a bitch, but once you get him hooked onto your arm, then he can't kill you. Only way that dog is killing you is if he gets your neck.
an actual man and not a vagina should win every time. The question should be can he win while sustaining minimal damage.
If you can get you a good kick from the get go, which would not be easy, you could end the fight with probably nothing done to you.
Posted on 1/12/17 at 8:31 am to Nado Jenkins83
If a 160 lb German Shepard latched onto a mans arm, I dont care how much he weighs or how strong he his, he's not "shaking it off"
Posted on 1/12/17 at 8:31 am to soccerfüt
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German Shepherd is the breed.
Posted on 1/12/17 at 8:33 am to Pecker
Yea, you say 90#, but I've seen some GS's that can weigh upwards of 110-120+. That's a huge arse dog.
I've always thought about this situation, thinking I would be able to kill a dog if it came down to it. But it wouldn't be an easy task.
These things go fricking apeshit when they are really fighting, much faster than a man. You would be all kinds of messed up.
A GS attacked my aging uncle one time as he was walking into his house. Caught him completely off guard, and was going for the throat. Somehow he got him off of him, I think with the help of some outdoor cats that came by. He was lucky to be alive
I've always thought about this situation, thinking I would be able to kill a dog if it came down to it. But it wouldn't be an easy task.
These things go fricking apeshit when they are really fighting, much faster than a man. You would be all kinds of messed up.
A GS attacked my aging uncle one time as he was walking into his house. Caught him completely off guard, and was going for the throat. Somehow he got him off of him, I think with the help of some outdoor cats that came by. He was lucky to be alive
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