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re: Man vs. Animal - We are now at war with Killer Whales

Posted on 5/19/23 at 11:50 am to
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
41515 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 11:50 am to
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suggest we make our peace with the sperm whales and narwhals


frick those bitch-arse, big headed, legless nerds. We will suck Ahab on their arse but this time with hydraulically powered harpoons and underwater mines
Posted by TideHater
Orange Beach AL
Member since May 2007
19808 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 12:00 pm to
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13449 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 12:02 pm to
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 12:07 pm to
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They’re going to construct crude breathing apparatus using kelp which will allow them to come on shore temporarily. Not for weeks or even days at a time, but maybe hours. We could be in trouble.


They have realized that the tunas are just not smart enough for it. They had their chance.
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
8354 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 12:10 pm to
What are the odds in Vegas? O/U? I got fifty bucks to blow.
Posted by 21JumpStreet
Member since Jul 2012
14859 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 12:11 pm to
The swarm. It's happening
Posted by Laugh More
Member since Jan 2022
3419 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 12:14 pm to
I thought it was an angry fat chick thread at first.
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5663 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 12:15 pm to
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B UT they aren’t smart enough to read


They are - the pages just get wet to fast.
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
35775 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 12:31 pm to
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They’re going to construct crude breathing apparatus using kelp which will allow them to come on shore temporarily. Not for weeks or even days at a time, but maybe hours. We could be in trouble.
They’re mammals.
This post was edited on 5/19/23 at 12:32 pm
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
11300 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 12:31 pm to
I can't wipe the grin off my face with the hope that they'll learn to play volleyball with jetskiers.
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
11300 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 12:32 pm to
I can't wipe the grin off my face with the hope that they'll learn to play volleyball with jetskiers.
Posted by FlyTheW08
Member since May 2023
91 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 12:33 pm to
Anyone remember the movie Congo? Is this like the water version of that?
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
51062 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 12:41 pm to
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They’re going to construct crude breathing apparatus using kelp which will allow them to come on shore temporarily. Not for weeks or even days at a time, but maybe hours. We could be in trouble.

This post was edited on 5/19/23 at 12:42 pm
Posted by Dixie2023
Member since Mar 2023
4648 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 12:49 pm to
Interesting. But have a difficult time caring. Humans are so cruel to animals aside from hunting for food, I say turn about is fair play.
Posted by BayouBlitz
Member since Aug 2007
18126 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 12:54 pm to
I won't go in the ocean, they stay off the land. That's our agreement.
Posted by SOSFAN
Blythewood
Member since Jun 2018
15143 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 12:58 pm to
This is not going to turn out the way Orcas are hoping for.
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
34542 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 1:00 pm to
We are just lucky that they don't have opposable thumbs
Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
10983 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 1:01 pm to
Not sure if there is a documented case of a Killer Whale killing a human. We just aren’t prey to them but they are absolutely the worst a-holes in the ocean. They kill whales and sharks just for specific body parts and leave the rest to rot. They kill seals just for the fun of it sometimes using their carcass to slap around with their tails. They hunt in pods and know how to work together and are lethal killers.
Posted by Kansas City King
Columbia, MO
Member since Oct 2020
3531 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 1:03 pm to
I hope the Orcas win
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120318 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 1:04 pm to
That's not being at war with them, that's being in their territory.
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