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Man stuffs brisket down his pants, tries to bribe officer taking him to jail
Posted on 1/29/19 at 6:28 pm
Posted on 1/29/19 at 6:28 pm
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MONROE, La. - (1/29/2018) A West Monroe man is facing shoplifting and bribery charges after police say he tried to steal a $20 brisket from the Super 1 Foods on Louisville Avenue.
According to online arrest records, on January 22, 2019, 33-year-old Zachary Shamburger was confronted by the manager at Super 1 Foods on Louisville Avenue. Monroe Police say Shamburger had a brisket worth $20.92 was concealed in his pants.
Officers say Shamburger admitted to the crime, and he was charged with shoplifting.
Police say on the way to OCC and after being mirandized, they say Shamburger offered the officer money if he would just write him a ticket instead of taking him to jail. Shamburger is now also facing bribery charges.
MONROE, La. - (1/29/2018) A West Monroe man is facing shoplifting and bribery charges after police say he tried to steal a $20 brisket from the Super 1 Foods on Louisville Avenue.
According to online arrest records, on January 22, 2019, 33-year-old Zachary Shamburger was confronted by the manager at Super 1 Foods on Louisville Avenue. Monroe Police say Shamburger had a brisket worth $20.92 was concealed in his pants.
Officers say Shamburger admitted to the crime, and he was charged with shoplifting.
Police say on the way to OCC and after being mirandized, they say Shamburger offered the officer money if he would just write him a ticket instead of taking him to jail. Shamburger is now also facing bribery charges.
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Posted on 1/29/19 at 6:30 pm to DavidTheGnome
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Shamburger offered the officer money if he would just write him a ticket instead of taking him to jail.
Seems like an ok deal
Posted on 1/29/19 at 6:30 pm to DavidTheGnome
bullshite. Briskets are way more than $20.
Posted on 1/29/19 at 6:30 pm to DavidTheGnome
Dammit, Zach. You have no sham
Posted on 1/29/19 at 6:30 pm to DavidTheGnome
This post was edited on 1/29/19 at 6:33 pm
Posted on 1/29/19 at 6:31 pm to DavidTheGnome
I don’t know, guys...he looks hongry.
Posted on 1/29/19 at 6:31 pm to DavidTheGnome
I figure neck tattoos of more of a McDonald's thing.
Posted on 1/29/19 at 6:33 pm to DavidTheGnome
hell of a last name for a meat thief 
Posted on 1/29/19 at 6:35 pm to DavidTheGnome
Posted on 1/29/19 at 6:53 pm to CajunSoldier225
His last posts from Facebook (back in ‘17)
Very confused about life and people...but...me?well....I'm just a soul who's intentions are good....oh Lord!please don't let me be misunderstood
Never will god leave us....never will he forsake...even when this life has left us shaken like a quake...he's always there to hear us out through each n everything y prayer....hell send us signs throughout our lives to let us know he's there.....we may not get all that we want...but we sure get what we need.....each life he longs to set on track if we would just take heed..when the sign says thank stop...we say go...the sign reads yield...we say hell no... So how can anyone expect for life to turn out right?when u walk in blindness...hell be your site....as u tread through darkness....hell be a your light...he blesses the day...keeps u safe in the night ...so just hold on..cuz everything is alright
Very confused about life and people...but...me?well....I'm just a soul who's intentions are good....oh Lord!please don't let me be misunderstood
Never will god leave us....never will he forsake...even when this life has left us shaken like a quake...he's always there to hear us out through each n everything y prayer....hell send us signs throughout our lives to let us know he's there.....we may not get all that we want...but we sure get what we need.....each life he longs to set on track if we would just take heed..when the sign says thank stop...we say go...the sign reads yield...we say hell no... So how can anyone expect for life to turn out right?when u walk in blindness...hell be your site....as u tread through darkness....hell be a your light...he blesses the day...keeps u safe in the night ...so just hold on..cuz everything is alright
Posted on 1/29/19 at 6:57 pm to DavidTheGnome
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Shamburger offered the officer money if he would just write him a ticket instead of taking him to jail. Shamburger is now also facing bribery charges.
They were about to accept until he said he'd be paying in brisket.
Posted on 1/29/19 at 6:59 pm to DavidTheGnome
Just kill him
He’ll commit a more serious crime down the road.
He’ll commit a more serious crime down the road.
Posted on 1/29/19 at 7:02 pm to Walt OReilly
He could turn his life around 
Posted on 1/29/19 at 7:06 pm to DavidTheGnome
quote:
Shamburger offered the officer money
He had to steal brisket, but wanted to give the officer money to let him go?
Posted on 1/29/19 at 7:08 pm to DavidTheGnome
Someone that looks like that in their 30s will never change
Posted on 1/29/19 at 7:12 pm to DavidTheGnome
quote:Easy for you to say.
He could turn his life around
For all you know that could be LucasP in his death spiral.
Thanks ALOT, Asshat!
#freeLucasP
Posted on 1/29/19 at 7:14 pm to DavidTheGnome
That’s not how you cook low and slow.
Posted on 1/29/19 at 7:15 pm to DavidTheGnome
I get accused of stealing a brisket once a week, I have to whip it out and prove the bulge is meat that is still alive.
Posted on 1/29/19 at 7:17 pm to DavidTheGnome
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A Bawcomville man
FIFY.
Posted on 1/29/19 at 7:21 pm to OweO
quote:
He had to steal brisket, but wanted to give the officer money to let him go?
He was gonna pay the bribe with Meff...
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