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re: Man skips paying a tab after his date slurps down 48 oysters!
Posted on 10/20/23 at 6:48 pm to WildcatMike
Posted on 10/20/23 at 6:48 pm to WildcatMike
You know she absolutely destroyed the toilet after this feast
Jesus Christ
Her stomach sounding like the beginning of Rack City
Jesus Christ
Her stomach sounding like the beginning of Rack City
Posted on 10/20/23 at 7:07 pm to Cheese Grits
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While not good, imagine if he was feeding the "Black Widow"
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Almost 200 wings in under 15 mins!
I'd hit it.
Posted on 10/20/23 at 7:11 pm to WildcatMike
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“If you eat 48 oysters in a day you are a walrus.”
This post was edited on 10/20/23 at 7:14 pm
Posted on 10/20/23 at 7:15 pm to WildcatMike
i though Equanas were herbivores
Posted on 10/20/23 at 7:25 pm to WildcatMike
All I can hear in my head is an annoying cackle of a laugh and a whole bunch of loud talking. What a dumb count
Posted on 10/20/23 at 7:27 pm to WildcatMike
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When the fourth platter of a dozen oysters came, “he was looking at me crazy,” Equana Bennett said. After the oysters and drinks, she also ordered crab cakes and potatoes.
I get the oysters, drinks, and crab cakes. All delicious stuff. At that point, she should have known her obligation to give him the night of his life.
AND potatoes? Damn, that big girl was hungry. And that’s a sign that she was tapped out of the date and just getting her belly full.
Ladies, never order potatoes on the 1st date. Not cool at all.
Posted on 10/20/23 at 7:29 pm to Corinthians420
Had to be at Fiery Crab. Black people love that place for some reason.
Posted on 10/20/23 at 7:34 pm to phutureisyic
Her hair do is cultural appropriation.
Posted on 10/20/23 at 7:40 pm to WildcatMike
Equana Bennett
When your date has a section 8 name, you should know it's gonna go south
When your date has a section 8 name, you should know it's gonna go south
Posted on 10/20/23 at 7:44 pm to Deactived
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Men are stupid
Some Men are lonely. And those lonely guys will do anything for the company.
At least this guy said frick that.
Posted on 10/20/23 at 7:49 pm to WildcatMike
Fontaine’s Is great. Right down the street from me. Never seen anything like her in there. Fun place.
Posted on 10/20/23 at 7:49 pm to AllDayEveryDay
Damn oysters went straight to her arse. Ghosting approved - He should have bailed at first sight.
Posted on 10/20/23 at 8:02 pm to WildcatMike
I bet she had at least 4 Hpnotiq martinis too.
Posted on 10/20/23 at 8:05 pm to LSUtoBOOT

SNAP EBT
This post was edited on 10/20/23 at 8:06 pm
Posted on 10/20/23 at 8:53 pm to WildcatMike
Watch the video. It's pretty funny. But yeah, homeboy, dodged a 200 lb. bullet there.
Posted on 10/20/23 at 10:06 pm to Ricardo
I walked out of a date where she answered her cell phone twice before the appetizer arrived. I asked for the check at that point, paid and left.
She thought I was a jerk but I cut my losses. It wasn't even an online date, This was first date with her. I know that I missed a lot of drama by that decision.
She thought I was a jerk but I cut my losses. It wasn't even an online date, This was first date with her. I know that I missed a lot of drama by that decision.
This post was edited on 10/21/23 at 8:14 am
Posted on 10/20/23 at 10:09 pm to AllDayEveryDay
Is that the Sta Puft marshmallow man???
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