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re: Man skips paying a tab after his date slurps down 48 oysters!

Posted on 10/20/23 at 6:48 pm to
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
34593 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 6:48 pm to
You know she absolutely destroyed the toilet after this feast

Jesus Christ

Her stomach sounding like the beginning of Rack City
Posted by meansonny
ATL
Member since Sep 2012
26005 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 7:07 pm to
quote:

While not good, imagine if he was feeding the "Black Widow"



Almost 200 wings in under 15 mins!




I'd hit it.
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
Below I-10
Member since Jul 2019
2363 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 7:11 pm to
quote:

“If you eat 48 oysters in a day you are a walrus.”
This post was edited on 10/20/23 at 7:14 pm
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
21876 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 7:15 pm to
i though Equanas were herbivores
Posted by 75503Tiger
Member since Sep 2015
4821 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 7:25 pm to
All I can hear in my head is an annoying cackle of a laugh and a whole bunch of loud talking. What a dumb count
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
14464 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 7:27 pm to
quote:

When the fourth platter of a dozen oysters came, “he was looking at me crazy,” Equana Bennett said. After the oysters and drinks, she also ordered crab cakes and potatoes.


I get the oysters, drinks, and crab cakes. All delicious stuff. At that point, she should have known her obligation to give him the night of his life.

AND potatoes? Damn, that big girl was hungry. And that’s a sign that she was tapped out of the date and just getting her belly full.

Ladies, never order potatoes on the 1st date. Not cool at all.
Posted by phutureisyic
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2016
3442 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 7:29 pm to
Had to be at Fiery Crab. Black people love that place for some reason.
Posted by killedbyindians
Earth
Member since Jun 2022
1417 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 7:34 pm to
Her hair do is cultural appropriation.
Posted by Oneforthemoney
New Iberia, La
Member since Dec 2013
2170 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 7:40 pm to
Equana Bennett

When your date has a section 8 name, you should know it's gonna go south
Posted by sportsaddit68
Hammond
Member since Sep 2008
6264 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 7:44 pm to
quote:

Men are stupid


Some Men are lonely. And those lonely guys will do anything for the company.

At least this guy said frick that.
Posted by ronricks
Member since Mar 2021
9676 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 7:49 pm to
Fontaine’s Is great. Right down the street from me. Never seen anything like her in there. Fun place.
Posted by Paradiddler
in a groove
Member since Jul 2016
1320 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 7:49 pm to
Damn oysters went straight to her arse. Ghosting approved - He should have bailed at first sight.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
65899 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 8:02 pm to
I bet she had at least 4 Hpnotiq martinis too.
Posted by Soft_Parade
North Carolina Coast
Member since Sep 2005
2551 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 8:05 pm to


SNAP EBT
This post was edited on 10/20/23 at 8:06 pm
Posted by tigarida
West Palm Beach
Member since Oct 2009
136 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 8:12 pm to
The ol’ piss and ditch…
Posted by Ricardo
Member since Sep 2016
5723 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 8:53 pm to
Watch the video. It's pretty funny. But yeah, homeboy, dodged a 200 lb. bullet there.
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
31107 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 10:06 pm to
I walked out of a date where she answered her cell phone twice before the appetizer arrived. I asked for the check at that point, paid and left.

She thought I was a jerk but I cut my losses. It wasn't even an online date, This was first date with her. I know that I missed a lot of drama by that decision.
This post was edited on 10/21/23 at 8:14 am
Posted by Legion of Doom
Old Metry
Member since Jan 2018
5266 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 10:09 pm to
Is that the Sta Puft marshmallow man???
Posted by Morpheus
In your Dreams
Member since Apr 2022
6058 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 11:43 pm to
She debone u first
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