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re: Man plunges 9 stories from NJ high-rise, lands on BMW — and survives

Posted on 10/7/21 at 2:28 pm to
Posted by WestCoastAg
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Posted on 10/7/21 at 2:28 pm to
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 10/7/21 at 2:29 pm to
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This is proof that masks really do work.





Threads like this one are where the OT really shines.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
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Posted on 10/7/21 at 2:30 pm to
Only thing BMWs are good for
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 10/7/21 at 2:31 pm to


Guy's looking for some help. Onlooker takes pic.
Posted by DRock88
Member since Aug 2015
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Posted on 10/7/21 at 2:33 pm to
Good thing the bomb didn't go off
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
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Posted on 10/7/21 at 2:38 pm to
Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
7586 posts
Posted on 10/7/21 at 2:41 pm to
Lord, he broke the shite out of his arm.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
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Posted on 10/7/21 at 2:42 pm to
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Guy's looking for some help. Onlooker takes pic.


My first thought.

Pretty much where we are with humanity in 2021.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88873 posts
Posted on 10/7/21 at 2:47 pm to
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Pretty much where we are with humanity in 2021.



friend of mine was a charter boat captain in Key West(died of cancer last year,) he told me the story of a fellow captain on a fishing charter that came upon a guy in the water clinging to wreckage tangled up in a weed line, he got close enough to tell the guy he was going to pick him up but to hang on for a few minutes because he wanted to make a pass on the weed line, sure enough they picked a big bull dolphin and got it on the boat then rescued the guy in the water
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 10/7/21 at 2:53 pm to
Gravity 0
Man 1
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
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Posted on 10/7/21 at 2:54 pm to
He didn't die so I would say it's at least a draw
Posted by Boring
Member since Feb 2019
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Posted on 10/7/21 at 2:56 pm to
BMW: the ultimate diving machine
Posted by Roberteaux
mandeville
Member since Sep 2009
6211 posts
Posted on 10/7/21 at 3:23 pm to
The Ultimate Surviving Machine?
This post was edited on 10/7/21 at 3:24 pm
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
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Posted on 10/7/21 at 3:27 pm to
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“I heard a big boom and I didn’t think it was a person at first,” said Smith. “The back window of the car just busted out — exploded. Then the guy jumped up and started screaming. His arm was all twisted.”

The owner of the impacted vehicle, one G.Costanza, was unavailable for comment at the time of this printing as he was said to be discussing payments for damages with the building's manager.
This post was edited on 10/7/21 at 3:29 pm
Posted by Kcrad
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Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 10/7/21 at 3:33 pm to
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friend of mine was a charter boat captain in Key West(died of cancer last year,) he told me the story of a fellow captain on a fishing charter that came upon a guy in the water clinging to wreckage tangled up in a weed line, he got close enough to tell the guy he was going to pick him up but to hang on for a few minutes because he wanted to make a pass on the weed line, sure enough they picked a big bull dolphin and got it on the boat then rescued the guy in the water



Holy shite.


If I was that guy I would pick a time of my choosing and kick that captain square in the nuts, for starters.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 10/7/21 at 3:33 pm to
Airbag saved him
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88873 posts
Posted on 10/7/21 at 3:45 pm to
If the guy being rescued was a fisherman he would have completely understood
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 10/7/21 at 3:52 pm to
“Hold on, before I help you let me take a pic”
Posted by Smokedawg
Finding Lennay Kekua
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 10/7/21 at 4:08 pm to

He needs to put his mask back on
Posted by MMauler
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Member since Jun 2013
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Posted on 10/7/21 at 4:40 pm to
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Like that episode of Seinfeld where the guy commits suicide by jumping off a building and lands on George’s car.



I join them in their grief!
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